This story was co-written by Rei Spiegel

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ DICLAIMER: We do not own any part of X-men........yet. * insert malevolent cackle here *

Oh, we don't own the Blues Brothers song (I Got Everything I Need) Almost, nor do we own Mac Hall's idea for the risk game, or Risky Business.

We would like to thank all of you for reviewing. You guys rock! Just keep reviewing k

Antisocial But Lonely 2 - I think we got around the title problem pretty well but thanx for the suggestion. ^_^

EnchantedDreamer - I hope you like the Rouge one I thought of. It's weird where inspiration may come from. Like the Blues Brothers song Rouge is singing. ^_^

We got some suggestions from u guys for outtakes and since we didn't use all of them this time next issue we are gonna have an all request outtake show! So send in as many as u can think of! It would be greatly appreciated!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Lilo: Welcome back to another exciting episode of The Outtake Show!

Suz: HI! Did you miss us!?

Audience: *Cheer, shout, applause *

Lilo: Let's welcome back our two wonderful guests Wolverine and Nightcrawler!

*applause mixed in with a few MARRY ME LOGAN's*

::Kurt BAMF's into his chair::

::Logan walks onstage and sits down just barely dodging a bra that was thrown at him::

Lilo: Hey guys welcome back!

W: Hey.

NC:: We want to thank you for inviting us back once again.

Suz:: Oh it's no problem we're glad to have ya.

Lilo: Yup, it's always a pleasure. Suz, would you like to introduce our first clip of the day?

Suz: Why certainly Lilo dearest. Our first clip features our very own Cyclops at his funniest. To all our Risky Business fans, this ones for you. ROLL IT!!

:: The camera is on and zooming in on the entrance way of the Xavier
mansion Bobby holding the camera and Kurt narrating their home movie::

Kurt: Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the Xavier Institute for gifted youngsters.....

:: A piano is heard and Scott slides down the hall in nothing but tube
socks, a work shirt and his tightie whities::

::song "Old Time Rock and Roll" starts up as Scott starts dancing around in
his underwear::

::Kurt is on the ground and Bobby is having trouble steadying the camera::

::suddenly the camera drops and all that's seen is dancing tube socks and
all that's heard is Bobby and Kurt's laughter::

Audience: *extreme laughter*

Lilo: ::claps: that was hilarious!

::Kurt grins:: I don't think any of you know how drunk he really was.

Lilo: Ok now for our next clip! Logan, will you do the honors?

W: Ok. This one is kinda creepy. Elf and I were walkin around the mansion with a video camera and we stumbled upon Rouge doin..........well I'll just let you find out for yourself.

Suz: o.o

::the guys are walking down the hall taping various mutants when they hear loud music coming from Rouge's room. They walk inside to find nobody there. They go to the closet door and open it. They reveal a makeshift shrine to Logan with candles, pictures of him and various other things that Logan had
discarded. Rouge is dancing around and singing::

Rouge: "I got everything I need. Almost. I got everything I need almost. But I don't got you......" ::picks up Logan's picture and kisses it.:: "And you're the thing I need the most..."

::she turns around and sees the guys standing there stunned with the camera
still rolling. She yells and slams the door shut.::

Lilo: o.o that was..............

W: Creepy?................yeah I know.... *shudders*

Suz: O.o....Oh my....

Lilo: ...........yikes........................... uh....Kurt! Why don't you introduce our next clip?.........please?.......I seriously need to get that outta my head......

Kurt: I think we all do.

Kurt: Our next clip is just a few of us playing a friendly game of risk.

::Kurt, Ororo, Logan, Rogue, and Bobby are playing risk in the library::

::Logan lets out a maniacal laugh::

Logan: Ha! I've taken Germany!

::Kurt jumps up lets out a battle cry, swipes the pieces off the board::

Kurt: BLITZKREIG!!!!!!!!!!

::grabs Ororo, throws her over his shoulder and BAMF's outside::

Rouge: Man, not again....This is the 5th time this week!!

::Bobby turns to Logan:: You just had to take Germany....AGAIN!

::Suz walks over and hands Kurt a card::

Suz: Here's the number of my therapist

Lilo: *giggles* that kinda reminds me of my father.

NC:: Heh heh.

Lilo: Well that's it for today! Let's thank our lovely guests for retuning to our show!

Suz: Yea let's thank Kurt and Logan!

::Kurt does the Miss America wave::

::Logan smirks his hunkish smirk:: *swoon*

::all the Logan fans pass out in the audience::

Suz: Join us next time for more outtakes! That is if they don't cancel us again...Uhh anywho! BYE!!

Lilo: ::revives from major swoon:: .....Don't forget! Our next episode is and all request outtake show so send in those outtakes!...................please! BYE BYE!

::Suz waves like a 5yr old ODing on pixie sticks::

::Lilo smiles and waves as she slips Suz more pixie sticks::

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Well, that's all we have for now! R&R and DON'T FORGET TO SEND IN OUTTAKE IDEAS ok!! 3 u all!