DYY: Hiya I will be not post the next soon because I have to take care of my kittens Luigi and Daisy so don't bug me about being too lazy to post the next chapter and I still need a idea what Shadow Mario and Shadow Luigi will be in the next chapter to get the thing from Wario and Waluigi so please tell me what they will be when you review now on with the story. Chapter 5: Gay stuff, $100.99, fire, cussing ,and Mom. Disclaimer: I do own Shadow Luigi and Ed.T but I don't have anything else. **************************************************************************** ** At where Mario and Luigi (not my cat .) are..

Luigi: Why is the price so high?

E.Gadd: I don't know.^_^

Luigi and Mario:-_-;;

Luigi: Mario can you please give me $70 I have $30?

Mario: No.

Luigi: Pllllleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaassssssssseeeeeeee?????????

Mario: (sighs)Well....O.K. Weege.(Gives Luigi $70.)

Luigi: YAY!!!^_^ (gives E.Gadd $100.99.)

Mario and Luigi left the lab.

Mario: So you think you can handle your sword?

Luigi: Yep.

Mario: Well let's see if you can.( Sees Ed.T.) I found out how good you can handle that thing.(Sneaks behind Ed.T and eats a fire flower and throws 18 fire balls at his butt.)

Ed.T:(Is running like a baka person.)AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luigi: I will save you.......um.... Mario how do you get water out of it?

Mario:_ Just swing it.-_-

Luigi: O.K. (Does so and the water hits Ed.T but the fire is not out.)

Ed.T: AAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luigi: I will try again!(Does so and water hits Ed.T but it is still not out.) WHY WON'T THIS PIECE OF****WORK.

Mario: O_o Luigi this is a G story don't used cussing words!

Luigi: Sorry.( Swing his water sword at Ed.T this time all fire is put out.)

Ed.T: (Is jumping for joy.)

Mario: Looks like you can handle that thing Luigi.

Luigi: Yep..Mario did you put Ed.T on fire?

Mario: I..er...um ...un...

Luigi: Gasp I am going to tell our Mom!(runs away.)MOM MOM MARIO SET SOMEONE ON FIRE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario: Luigi don't tell!(runs after Luigi.) MOM MOM LUIGI SAID A CUSS WORD AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

DYY: So did you like it?

Shadow Luigi: I wasn't in the chapter so I hate it!

Ed.T: I am not that gay.

DYY: Shut up Shadow Luigi and Ed.T there is a bazooka behind you.

Ed.T: (Screams like a girl.)WHERE!!!!!!!!!???????????????( Looks behind and sees LuigiYugi. (My cats Luigi and Daisy last names will be Yugi from now on in this fic.)

DYY: I have to put Shadow Luigi and Ed.T in cage so I can play with LuigiYugi.Ja ne