Just Another Generic SUE Book

I don't own SUE. L.S. does (no not Louis Sachar.).

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After the horrible events of. (insert a SUE book into the gap), the Baudelaires find that they are moved again to a circus. The circus was in Grimtown, a grim town in the middle of nowhere. Miles of arid wasteland on all sides surround it. That's where the Baudelaires currently find themselves, in an undersized and stuffy car travelling to Grimtown.
After they arrive at Grimtown, a man came to greet the children. "Hello children," he said in a sickeningly sweet voice. "I am Mister Falo, the ring manager of the Grim Circus. You must be the Baudelaires. Welcome. You'll be staying with Tom, a lion baiter. I'm sure he'll look after you."
The Baudelaires moved all their stuff into their caravan, and immediately fell asleep. When they woke up again, a man with one arm and a blood-soaked bandage on the stump of the other came into the caravan.
"Who are you?" asked Violet.
"I'm Tom, your new guardian," the man replied. "You must be the Baudelaires."
"Yep," said Klaus, raising his head from a book called 'Advanced Sub- Atomic Engineering'.
"Nice to meet you," said Tom.
During their stay at the circus, the Baudelaires had to endure cold dinners, diving of a springboard 70 feet high, Tom losing his other arm, and most of his other limbs and hungry lions. However the worst as yet to come.
Three months after they had arrived at the circus, the Baudelaires were walking down the dust road to the dining caravan. Violet had Sunny in hr arms, and Klaus was reading 'Quantum Physics for the Boy Genius'. Suddenly a pair of rough hands grabbed hold of them and pulled them into a back alley.
"Ha, ha!" the mysterious man cackled. "Now I have you!"
"Hang on who is this? This isn't part of the plot!" Violet pointed out. (Gets script out and reads it through carefully.) "This definitely isn't part of the plot."
"So what! I can do whatever I like!"
With that Mr. Falo tied up the Baudelaires and carried the to the railway track. He then proceeds to tie the Baudelaires to the railway track.
"Who are you?" asked Violet.
"I am Count Olaf, your worst nightmares come true!" cackled Olaf.
"I knew that," piped in Klaus.
"Then why didn't you tell us!" screamed Violet.
"I just wanted to see if he could use any original threats to force our fortune off us. Obviously not."
Then the rails begin to shake.
"A train's coming!" Olaf whispered excitedly as if he was waiting for it. "Now give me your fortune and I'll set you free!"
"No!"
Now you could've heard the train.
"The train's even closer!"
"No!"
By now the train was visible. Then the cameraman turned up, untied the Baudelaires and pulled them clear of the train. Just in time too. A second after they had been rescued the train came thundering past. "Now I just have to catch Olaf," said the cameraman. "Hey, where is Olaf?" "I think he's running away," said Violet. "I think you're bluffing," said Klaus.
After the horrible incident the Baudelaires were moved to someplace else.

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By writing this I am subjecting myself to a barrage of insults and flames. It's not my fault though. I feel that SUE is repetitive and so do a lot of people. I'm just brave enough (or stupid enough) to write about it.