I read the first chapter to my friend Jane (Kittykat589) and she was drinking Mountain Dew, and choked! Then she fell off the chair! THEEEEENNNNN she LAUGHED! It was all very amusing. Katou and I had a fight on whether I should continue this, and I, being an android, won.

Katou: (Tending to his wounds) You did NOT need to pull out that SWORD! I need my own Rose Bride that has a sword in her chest.

Katora: Wrong anime, Katou, love.

Katou: As long as you're writing this story you can't call me pet names.

Katora: (Pulling out sword) You wanna fight me for the privilege?

Katou: NO! But why did you dump fish guts on me in the story?

Katora: So I could have an excuse to get you in the shower, DARLING! (Rubbing in the fact she owns Katou)

KATOU'S BAD LUCK DAY Chapter 2: Guest appearances and Katou is attacked by ninjas

After my shower and nap I turned on the T.V. Hell hath no fury like that on T.V. I turned the channel to 'REVENGE-O-RAMA' and watched for my situation. And it didn't come on. Stupid ladder! Grrr. So I got up and went to 'Vengeful Store of Vengeance' for equipment. They were closed. Awwwww. So I tried to walk back home. Then a figure dropped from the sky. Then another. Then a smaller one.

"Prepare for trouble!"
"And make it double!"
"To protect the world from."
"Sorry, wrong anime." I interrupted. Jesse/Musashi and James/Kojiro sulked off.

I continued down the street when some kid ran into me. "Oh, sorry!" He said and ran off with some yellow rat chasing after him. "PIKA PIKA!" Oh, Pikachu. Next Team Rocket went running past. "Give us that Pikachu!" They screamed, waving mallets.

I walked around aimlessly in the park for a while when the idea struck me. Of course! I would buy Kira a lot of ice cream!! I only had to remember what his favorite was. "Think!" I told myself. "Think, think, think, thinkthinkthinkthink!" And when I almost had it I was surrounded by ninjas. "Oh, this sucks." I said to myself.

Then, the ninjas held out what they had been holding behind their backs. Black cats! And all the cats went running around my ankles. And the force of my woe was so strong I swooned and fainted. When I woke up, some one was kicking the cats away from me. "Hey, love!" Katora said, sending the last one flying. I sat up and thanked her. "Ah, no problem. But no more help." And she walked off. I stood up.

"ROCKY ROAADDDD!!!!!" I shouted. DUH! Kira's favorite ice cream is Rocky Road. And I took off for the store, which had gone out of business. I walked back to the ladder and kicked it, reeaallllyyyyy hard!

Katora walked up. "All right, I'm a sucker for a Katou in distress." She said, shrugging. Katora held out a Power Saw and I destroyed that stupid ladder. It was nothing but a pile of splinters when I was done. What happened next was amazing. Kaori (One of Katora's alter egos) rose out of the splinters. She was all glowy and sparkly.

"Katou," She said. "If this were the actual ladder that caused so much grief, you would be rid of your curse. But, as it is, you are an idiot and destroyed the wrong ladder. So, look for the right one and end the reader's misery." Katora popped up. "Are you insulting my man?" She asked, cracking her knuckles. "Yes, in this story, he is. In deed." And Katora lunged on Kaori. I started to whine, and they stopped fighting. "See! Now look!" Katora shouted and walked off. Kaori disappeared.

An idea came to me. Just find the ladder that cursed me and destroy it. Then the store will open, and I'll be able to buy Kira his Rocky Road ice cream. But, I need to find that ladder. And I had taken out my location chip to make room for the tuna! (Invader Zim)

A/N: O.k. Read and review. Or else.

Katora: (Screaming) ROOCCIIIIIAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!

Rocial: Is someone calling my name?

Katora: I did, but I just needed to prove something. Here, have a pretty hand held mirror.

Rocial: YAAAYYY!!!!!!