Bishounen (The Way)

Disclaimer- *checks with lawyer* Damn, I do not on Sesshoumaru. *calls to lawyer* Does that mean "The Plan" is illegal? *lawyer nods* Double Damn. The legal system today, you just can't have a decent kidnapping anymore.

A/N I am going through a song parody phase. I promise you I will grow out of it. Heh. Pretty Girl by Sugarcult is the original song. And I am addressing Sesshoumaru in the parody.

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Pretty boy is Bishounen, while he kills everyone

Pretty soon he'll figure out that fan girls are everywhere,

That's what you get for that lovely hair,

You can never get 'em off of your tail

It's the way,

That you smile's evil

It's the way,

That you wear your tail

It's the way,

You make Inu-yasha feel pain

He's beautiful, as usual, with bruises on his brother and

His killer instinct tells him to avoid rabid fan girls

And That's what you get for that lovely hair,

You can never get 'em off of your tail

That's what you get for that lovely hair,

You can never get 'em off of your tail

It's the way,

That you smile's evil

It's the way,

That you wear your tail

It's the way,

You make Inu-yasha feel pain

It's the way,

That you smile's evil

It's the way,

That you wear your tail

It's the way,

You make Inu-yasha feel pain

Pain

Bishounen, Bishounen

Pretty boy is bishounen, even as he runs from them,

Pretty soon he'll figure out

You can never get'em off of your tail

It's the way,

That your makeup's sweet

It's the way

That you make them squeal

It's the way,

You make Inu-yasha feel pain

It's the way,

That you smile's evil

It's the way,

That you wear your tail

It's the way,

You make Inu-yasha feel pain

Pain

(ORIGINAL)

Pretty girl is suffering, while he confesses everything

Pretty soon she'll figure out what his intentions were about

That's what you get for falling again

You can never get 'em out of your head

It's the way

That he makes you feel

It's the way

That he kisses you

It's the way

That he makes you fall in love

She's beautiful as usual with bruises on her ego and

Her killer instinct tells her to beware of evil men

And that's what you get for falling again

You can never get 'em out of your head

And that's what you get for falling again

You can never get 'em out of your head

It's the way
That he makes you feel
It's the way
That he kisses you
It's the way
That he makes you fall in love
 
It's the way
That he makes you feel
It's the way
That he kisses you
It's the way
That he makes you fall in love
Love
Pretty girl, pretty girl
 
Pretty girl is suffering, while he confesses everything
Pretty soon she'll figure out
You can never get 'em out of your head
 
It's the way
That he makes you cry
It's the way
That he in your mind
It's the way
That he makes you fall in love
 
It's the way
That he makes you feel
It's the way
That he kisses you
It's the way
That he makes you fall in love
Love