In one night I managed to type two chapters to this story, two chapters to NEVILLE DOO, and I'm still going! Hah! Beat this roll Jane! Not to mention, earlier today a typed chapter 3 to Disgruntled School. And yesterday I typed Bruises on Her Ego and chapter 4 of CONGRATULATIONS AND DRUGS. I'm on a roll!

Katou holds up a victory flag.

KATOU'S BAD LUCK DAY Chapter 3: Where is that bloody ladder and why is Katou at the karaoke bar?

I wandered around, looking for that ladder. I mauled over fifty all ready, and still couldn't find the one that had given me bad luck. I went into a dark building looking for some food and heard bad singing. ACK! A karaoke bar! Oh, well. And I sat down at a table. Before I knew it I was up on stage singing my heart out.

"You don't know me!
Don't ignore me!
You don't want me there,
You just shut me ouuuutttt!"

(Sorry Jane, I know you hate Avril, but the thought of Katou singing Avril was too much!) I sang my heart out and finished my soda. Then I went outside to find the ladder. For the next hour I hacked at every ladder I saw. And finally, FINALLY, Kaori popped out of the splinters.

"Well, you managed to destroy every ladder in the city. You got the dang ladder." And she disappeared. "What? No explosions?! No music?! No wind?! NOTHING??" I shrieked. "UGH. That's so boring." I said to myself. I walked down the street, feeling majorly jipped.

I walked to the store and took out a hundred that I had found and bought all the Rocky Road ice cream and went running to find Kira. But when I got to his house, there was nothing but a note.

'I'M GONE. SO THHPPPPTTTT. SETSUNA AND I WENT TO THE MOVIES.'

I was crushed. So I stuck all the ice cream in his freezer and went to the movie theaters.

A/N: Yep, it's short. Oh well. I'm leaving the final chapter for tomorrow. I need to take a shower.and sleep. Sleep.

(Katora passes out on Katou's lap.)