Chapter 2: And it continues.

"Damn! Draco's been up my ass for three days now! What is his problem!?" Stephanie snarled, both her and Danielle have been stuck at Hogwarts with barely any hopes of getting home, and they don't even know how they got there! The teachers wanted to practically dissect then to discover their supposed black magic ways, but both girls had no idea what they were talking about. So there they were, eating lunch with no magic in them whatsoever.
"Your telling me, that little kid with the camera wont leave me alone. And Hermoine thinks she owns the fucking dorm room. I hear her up there with Snape every night. It's fucking sick!" Danielle said shuttering. Just then Draco came up to them and put his arm around Stephanie's waist.
"Hullo hun, how about a little romp in flints closet before potions class?" He cooed seductively.
" Like fuck Draco, you haven't got a snowballs chance in hell" Stephanie hissed, as she tossed her butter beer over his head.
" Nice one!" Danielle said slapping Steph a high five. Suddenly, Dumbledore came into the cafeteria and transported both of them to his office.
" Well, we think we have discovered how you both came to our fair school. You were watching the Lord of the Rings dvd and drooling over a certain actor, (Elijah Wood a.k.a.: Frodo for all you nincompoops out there.) and this magical concoction opened a portal to your potions class. "
"WHAT!!!! You mean to tell me that every time I drool over Lij I get transported to this place? NOO!! That's like asking a skateboarder not to skate!! God Damn you people!!" Stephanie cried, falling to the floor shuttering.
"You can't say that kind of stuff to her, she might start hemorrhaging!" Danielle warned, picking Steph up off the ground.
"Oh, so sorry, but we have no way to get you back home until June 30! It's only the 3rd today." Dumbledore stated.
"Well, why don't they stay here and learn a little magic?" said the cat lady (a. k. a.: Magonagall)
"Well, why not. Draco! Take the girls over to the magic shop and get them some wands." Dumbledore commanded. The shop was build in honor of Ron and all his stupidity.
"Hello young ladies, would you both like a wand? I see you don't have any." Said the shopkeeper, handing a wand to Stephanie. " Try this one blondie!" Stephanie took the wand and flicked it. Suddenly a golden ring appeared right in front of her, floating. Stephanie took the ring and disappeared!
"Hey! Where did she go?" Asked Danielle. Just then, Stephanie popped back in with Elijah Wood, in his hobbit outfit.
" Holy shit I want this wand!!" Stephanie cried happily, disappearing again, this time taking Elijah with her. Ten minutes later, both reappeared, with Elijah in a bit of a mess (Hint, hint : P) Then he took the ring from Stephanie and disappeared for the final time.
"This wand/magic thingy is Fucking awesome! How often can I do that LotR thingy with Elijah Wood?" Stephanie asked excitedly.
"No more! This wand obviously isn't the correct match for you. Try this one" Said the Shopkeeper passing her another wand. Steph took the wand and the wind- light- magic- music thingamagiger like in the first movie happened.
"Sssssstraaange." said the shopkeeper. That unicorn hair is from the same unicorn as Draco's wand. That's good chemistry!" said the shopkeeper winking. Stephanie shuttered at that comment. Draco blew a kiss to her and then got up and left.
" Stephie, that's really fucking gross." Said Danielle, shuttering as well.