"Oh my Kami…" I whispered.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Vegeta yelled, "And where the hell am I?"

"Reishi… Is that who I think it is?" my gutei asked.

"Uh, I think so Zar." I gulped, "Are you the Vegeta?"

"Prince Vegeta to you, bakayaro. What do you mean by 'the Vegeta'? Now answer me now before I get really pissed off!" the vein on his forehead became prominent. I gulped again. Yep, it was Vegeta all right.

"S-s-sir, here where we live you are a legendary figure." I explained.

"Now tell me where 'here' is!" Vegeta spat out each word vehemently as he prepared a ki blast in each hand. I could tell he was just about ready to kill me. He then muttered to himself, "At least they have good taste. Imagine if they revered Kakarot." I almost smiled. Wait till he found out…

"In a small town in the state of Alaska. Alaska's part of the United States."

"How come I have never heard of this 'United States'? That damn onna made me memorize a map of this mud-ball planet and I saw no United States."

"That's because we're in another dimension or an alternate universe," my "helpful" brother stated as he scrambled to his feet.

"Way to break it to him easily, gutei. For all we know he might go on a killing spree now." I muttered under my breath, having temporarily forgotten about Saiyans' sharp sense of hearing. Vegeta's eyes narrowed and he thought over the things we had said.

Meanwhile, I looked him over. He was wearing his training clothes and I was so close to drooling. I wonder if I could… Zaretu kicked me hard. I glared at him and, mocking me, he put on a dreamy look and covering his mouth so Vegeta could see but I could, he mouthed: Love is in the air. Using that line on me was one of his most favorite pastimes. I lifted my upper lip in a snarl and looked back at Vegeta. He had a smirk on his face and with a blush I realized he had probably noticed everything.

"You will find a way to send me home." Vegeta said simply.

"WHAT?" I screeched. How the hell did he except me to do that? I saw my life flashing before my eyes when I remembered my parents were home and would not appreciate a guy in my room, Saiyan no Ouji or not. I'm in deep, deep shit now. "I can't do that! I don't know how you got here in the first place!" I proceeded to think, but you can stay in my room until you go home! I mentally smacked myself. He's married, you ass!

"You will do what I say and I don't care that you don't know how I got here. You will find a way to send me back to my world." Vegeta ordered.

I caught myself before I said something I would regret. Instead, for a change of topic, I said, "I bet you're hungry." His stomach growled in reply and he looked ready to kill me. I grinned, "Be right back."

Before he could stop me, I dashed out of my room, slamming my door behind me. I ran into the kitchen and stood in the middle. I felt drained and my brain was screaming for energy. I walked over to the refrigerator, something nagging at my mind. I opened it and behold the half-empty 2-liter bottle of cherry coke from a few days before. I thankfully took it out and thanked my subconscious mind.

When I turned around, I was faced with my two parents. I screamed and almost dropped my soda. I looked left, I looked right. There was nowhere to run to! I took a deep breath and faced my parents. "Hi tousan, kaasan. What's up?"

My tousan looked at me for a moment then said, "You're mother and I are leaving."

"What?" I was confused.

"We are going on a vacation. There's money on the counter and you have a bank account you can withdraw money from. We'll reimburse you when we get back." They started out the door, each carrying a large bag.

"When will that be?" I ran out after them.

They got into the car and as they drove away, my kaasan yelled out the window, "In one week!"

I felt sick. One week. That was all. I had only one week to find a way to send Vegeta back to his world. I looked up at the clear, blue sky and wished Kami would blast me with a lightning bolt.

When the lightning didn't come, I walked back inside and found Vegeta and my gutei standing in the kitchen. "Well, what was that about ikeike?"

I glared at him, "They said they'll be gone for a week but knowing them it'll probably be longer."

"Good. Now fix me something ikeike, I am hungry." Vegeta said.

I was about to throw a retort his way when my brother chimed in, "Yeah reishi! That would be great! I so hungry! Please?" The Saiyan no Ouji stood there, with his arms crossed and smirking that smirk of his that just made me want to leap over and rip all his clothes off and get down to business.

With my cheeks burning at that very bad thought, I grabbed a recipe book and opened it to one of my favorites that would serve ten people. I estimated that would be enough to feed my brother and Vegeta.

As I began to cook, I saw my brother grabbed Vegeta and start dragging him to his room saying, "I want to show you something, Vegeta-sama!" I almost laughed when I imagined the look on Vegeta's face when he saw my brother's collection of DBZ stuff. Yep, this was going to turn out to be a very amusing thing indeed.

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Okay. Well, if you haven't guessed by now, this is an AU and maybe a little OOC. Anyway, got any funny suggestions? Review and tell me them please!