"Just how do you plan to send them back anyway?" I asked as we all finally calmed down from the shock.
"Well," Mike took the busted transport device out of his pocket and placed the little bits on a table, "I'm going to fix this. Or try to at least."
I grinned and glanced at Bana and Rogue, "You thinking what I'm thinking?" I hissed.
"Let's get it!" Bana roared and we all dove at Mike. Rogue pinned his arms behind him while I grabbed the device and Bana swept the little pieces off the table. Then, while Rogue kept Mike immobile, Bana and I headed over to a blender that we had seen at the same time and for some odd reason my tousan kept down in the garage. I turned it on to "puree" and began to lower the teleport device into it.
"STOP!" I heard a shout and before I knew it, the short ex-monk had grabbed the device and pieces. He kicked Rogue in the back of the knee and she shrieked in pain, releasing Mike as she collapsed to the floor.
"You bastard!" Rogue and I snarled simultaneously.
"You kicked me!" Rogue continued.
"How dare you ruin my chance of getting naked pictures of Vegeta?" I yelled before I realized whom I was yelling this at.
"Pictures… of Vegeta… naked?" Krillin looked ill.
"You just don't have an appreciation of men, baldy!" Rogue yelled at Krillin.
"Yeah, and I'm glad I don't!" Krillin handed the device and pieces to Mike and then staggered out muttering, "Naked Vegeta… Oh Kami, bad image there… I'm going to need some coffee… I doubt I'll be able to sleep for a while now..."
"That good-for-nothing, short, son of a cheap dollar whore insulted my Skittles! I'll beat his flabby, nasty-looking ass till he's six feet under!" Bana growled and Rogue nodded in agreement.
"I don't see what 18 saw in that creep." Rogue agreed.
"You got to admit one good thing about him though." I said.
"And what, in Kami's good and holy name, would that be?" Rogue asked me angrily. I surmised she disliked Krillin so much that a good word or two about him amounted to blasphemy in her mind.
"He's at least better then Master Roshi!" I cracked up and soon all of us, including Mike, were laughing.
"What's all the laughing about?" Kakarot asked as he came down the stairs scratching his head.
"Don't worry your thick head, baka." I said, wiping the excess water from my eyes.
"Oh… okay!" Kakarot grinned stupidly, "What were you all down here for?"
"I think I can fix the…" I slapped my hand over Mike's mouth before he could continue.
"He's not sure!" I tried to make the grin I had plastered on my face look real.
"Yeah! He'll get back to you later!" Bana put on a cheesy smile.
"So, bye!" Rogue hinted loudly.
"EW!" I screamed, as I felt something slimy running over my hand. I jerked my hand off Mike's mouth and wiped it off on his shirt. "Mike! That's disgusting!"
"Ohhhhhhhhh… I get it." Kakarot winked at us, "I'll leave you all alone." He grinned the goofy Son Grin™ and went back up the stairs.
"Oh…" Bana started.
"My…" Rogue whispered
"Kami…" I finished.
"That's just nasty…" Rogue blinked a few times.
"No offense meant Mike, but you aren't really…" I couldn't finish.
"What's wrong with me?" Mike asked, his eyes beginning to tear.
"Nothing really, it's just…" Bana started and looked to me for help.
"You just aren't…" I continued and then looked at Rogue.
"I JUST MET HIM! DON'T LOOK AT ME!" Rogue howled.
"I'm never going to get laid!" Mike yelled and began to cry. We girls lifted our eyebrows and watched him sob into his hands.
"We'll go upstairs and wait for you to fix that device." I said and we ran up the stairs. We stopped in the hall. "Okay, what we can hope for here and what is probably going to happen, is that Bulma's technology is too complex for Mike to understand."
"Yeah, after all, Bulma is the most intelligent person on their Earth," Rogue agreed.
"Now, what will we do to keep Vegeta, Kakarot and the rest occupied until Mike's done?" Rogue wondered.
"Hmmm…" we lapsed into contemplative silence.
Suddenly, I heard a familiar song playing from the living room. "My Kami…" I whispered and walked towards it. Bana and Rogue followed me.
"Then it must be my un-Birthday too!" a girlish voice chimed from the TV set. I snorted with laughter. There, zoned out on the couch, were Vegeta, Piccolo and Kakarot watching 'Alice in Wonderland' of all things!
"Hehe! I guess we don't need to find something to occupy them!" Bana chuckled quietly.
"That's crazy! Piccolo and Veggie of all people!" Rogue grinned, "I mean, Kakarot, I can believe that. But Vegeta and Piccolo?" I myself was having a lot of trouble containing my laughter. Finally, I couldn't control it anymore and it burst forth in a torrent of loud chuckles.
Vegeta jumped up and hit the off button on the TV. "Hey!" Piccolo yelled, "It was just getting to the good…" he noticed us, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Kakarot stared at the blank screen, a trickle of drool running out of the corner of his mouth. Maybe watching TV was what makes him so dumb… I wonder, remembering those studies about TV frying your brain.
"It's my house, pickle. And I want to know, why are you watching a Disney movie? Those are for five year olds!" I chuckled.
"Shut up, ikeike! I was researching your worthless animation!" I noticed there was a stack of the Disney movies by the TV. They were arranged in order of date and I noticed that 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarves' had already been opened.
"You watched Snow White?" tears of laughter were running down my face. Bana and Rogue were also laughing uncontrollably.
"Oh yeah? Research, huh?" Rogue was almost hyperventilating she was laughing so hard.
"I just think you like those movies!" Bana gasped out.
"Well, the songs are kind of catchy…" Vegeta slapped a hand over Piccolo's mouth. Kakarot was still staring at the blank screen.
Rogue began laughing more, "This is too rich! Vegeta and Piccolo watching Disney movies and liking the songs!"
"SHUT UP!" Vegeta yelled and blasted all the Disney movies.
I stopped laughing, "YOU FUCKHEAD! THAT WAS OVER ONE HUNDRED BUCKS WORTH OF MOVIES!" I bunched my hands into fists. "YOU STUPID SHIT! I'LL BUST YOUR SWELLED HEAD IN!"
"Whoa… that sounded wrong…" Bana mumbled. Rogue's face changed to an expression of disgust.
"Shut up, ikeike." Vegeta muttered.
"They should do things for you to repay you." Rogue said with an evil glint in her eye. Bana chuckled with the same evilness.
"Yeah! We can do chores and stuff!" Kakarot grinned.
Piccolo's eyes narrowed. "I did nothing so I will do no 'chores'." He turned with that cape of his and walked back out into the backyard.
"Vegeta? Will you repay me for the tapes you destroyed?" I asked him.
He stood in silence for a moment, "As long as it is not outrageous." He growled finally.
"All righty then. Let me talk to my comrades!" I had to keep a tight hold on my need to rub my hands together and laugh evilly. Bana, Rogue and I retreated far enough that the Saiyans' acute hearing would not pick up anything we said.
"It needs to be good!" Rogue chuckled.
"Very, very good." Bana agreed.
"So good, that it will be forever enshrined in our memories." I elaborated and the others nodded solemnly. We then brainstormed on what would be a suitable 'punishment'.
"I've got it!" Bana hissed, glancing at Vegeta quickly, "We could get them to swimming with us in a pool of whipped cream!"
"Although I agree with that as a very memorable experience, we have to remember Vegeta would not do that as he would consider it outrageous." I reminded her. We all heaved a sigh and went back to thinking.
Rogue grinned suddenly and glanced outside. Her grin grew wider, "I've got it! They could wash your cars!"
"What's so good about that?" I was puzzled and Bana scratched her head in a confused gesture.
"They would get hot because it's so sunny so they would naturally want to take their shirts, and maybe even their pants off!" her evil grin looked to be contagious as it spread to both Bana and I as we envisioned Vegeta in black, silk, wet boxers washing a car. "Of course, I won't really care about Kakarot. We'll have to give Vegeta the larger of the two cars so we would have more time to ogle him." Rogue added.
"Let's also see if they would give us massages!" Bana's grin was almost ear-to-ear.
"Sure!" we all turned and walked back toward the two Saiyans with the evil grins still stuck on our faces. I believe that they were somewhat unnerved by these grins as Kakarot shuffled his feet around and looked at the ground while Vegeta's face paled slightly.
"We would like you to wash our two cars." I said.
"That's all?" Kakarot asked incredulously.
"And give us massages." Bana said, watching Vegeta.
"I will not give anyone a massage!" Vegeta bellowed.
"Awh, damn…" Bana muttered.
"Fine, fine." I growled, "Just wash the damn cars."
We were extremely disappointed when we found out that Bana's car and my car were almost the same size. So we gave Vegeta Bana's car because it was slightly larger then my car which we assigned to Kakarot. I went over the basics of car washing with them and made sure they understood not to wash them super fast as they were "inexperienced at this type of thing and they might chip the paint". Which, AKA, meant "do not go fast as this is going to be one of our only chances to ogle the hottest guy in history ". Then, Bana, Rogue and I watched them wash the cars.
As Rogue had predicted, they soon got too hot in the blazing spring sun. Kakarot stripped off his shirt while Vegeta stripped off his shirt and pants, seemingly oblivious to our stares. "My Kami…" Bana whispered.
"Are those his?" Rogue asked incredulously.
"They can't be… They're so… so…" I began in a confused voice but I couldn't finish my sentence.
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Jeril: What kind of underwear is Vegeta wearing? Hehehehe… You're not gonna know until I update! You are at my mercy! *laughs maniacally* Hey peeps! I made a DBZ Fanatic test!! Go to this addy http://www.angelfire.com/realm/trewthsweyr/fanfic/tests/fanaticts.html, take it and tell me what you think (and got) on your review! If ya'll like it I might make some others.
Vegeta: I have read what she wrote about my under garments and I would like to take this opportunity to say this: MY UNDERWEAR IS NOTHING LIKE WHAT THIS SICK HENTAI THINKS!
Jeril: *sniffles* That's not nice, Vegeta. But, I agree. The underwear he wears in the next chap is just put there for humor purposes.
Kakarot: *stares at the two and then flies off muttering something about lunatics*
