Son Natari, in reply to your request: I'm soory that you are going to have to stop reading my fic because of the bashing of a certain Saiyan. I'm soory to lose you but it's your decision on whether you read Kakarot bashing fics or not but, when you think about it, this isn't a Kakarot bashing fic and it's not a Krillin bashing fic. I don't bash them, I make fun of them. This fic's meant to be humorous and so I take advantage of every situation I can think of. I've even made fun of Vegeta a few times if you think about it. I just don't make fun of him as much because he's my fave anime guy, but also, that's bad for him and could be taken as bashing because the three girls all want to get in bed with him and he doesn't want to. Also, the dislike of Kakarot in this fic is in many of the characters' characters and to change them now would destroy the fic and lose what dignity and credibility I have and the respect I have earned. Two of the girls are based on authors and I'm quite sure they would lynch me if I dared to change how they treat Kakarot because it's not mine to change. To say it simply in a saying from my youth: I would if I could, but I can't so I won't. You see my logic here? P.S. I'm a Vegeta fan and I like to knock Kakarot around every once and awhile. Verbally that is. I could never take him on IRL. *grin* I'm too weak. Way too weak.

On to the Author's Note: I BE BACK!! HAPPINESS ABOUNDS! *cough* Yello everyone!! I be back! Tanx be to Kami! I'm sooooooo happy!! You all cannot believe how happy I am!! Do you know there's a city named "Oban" in Scotland? That's a bad word in Japanese! Hehehe… Well, I've had enough Scotland to last me three lifetimes! We must have visited over 30 castles and abbeys! Gah! Too many! And way, way, way too many old men walking around in kilts. *shudder* So much time was spent in the car! We drove around 1800 miles! All I could do was listen to my CDs, think of you guys, look at the scenery and think up ideas for the stories! Also-

Random Reviewer: Stop whining and get to work, baka slave! *cracks whip* Write the new chap and be quick about it!

Jeril: Oooooooooooookay… *sweatdrop* Anywho, I'm back, I'm happy and here's a chap! (I tried to write the Spin the Bottle game good! I really did!)

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Kneeling, I watched the bottle twirl around and around in sweet anticipation. Yes, there was a chance that it would land on Kakarot but that was a risk I would have to take. There were two other cute guys there and one hot one. Three out of four, I liked those odds. Hell, they could have been worse if Krillin and Piccolo was playing!

Vegeta, Mirai Trunks, Mike, Kakarot, Vegeta, Mirai Trunks… The bottle just kept spinning and spinning. I regretted spinning it so hard as I wanted to kiss Vegeta and I wanted to kiss him now. Then, it began to slow down and soon it was moving sluggishly. I crossed my fingers and watched in horror as the slow bottle's tip pointed toward Kakarot… but luckily it kept moving. I grinned to myself. Vegeta was mine! But that damn bottle kept going and stopped on the next person. Mirai Trunks.

I stared at him for a moment and then resignedly shuffled into the circle a little ways and gave the purple-haired fighter a peck on the cheek. His face flared up like the night of the Fourth of July as I got back into my spot in the circle. He mumbled under his breath and then hurriedly spun the bottle. Around it spun and landed on Bana. Mirai Trunks reluctantly kissed her. She grinned, rubbed her hands together and gave the bottle a good twist. It landed on Vegeta.

"You lucky devil!" Rogue exclaimed.

"I envy you…" I growled. Bana chuckled quite evilly and turned on her victim.

Vegeta glared at her viciously. "Bakana onna, if you come one inch closer to me I will rip your throat out."

"Awh. Is Veggie afraid of a teenage girl?" Rogue asked.

"How kawaii!" I grinned.

"I am not afraid of her!" Vegeta snarled.

"Then why don't you be a man and submit willingly?" Bana leered.

"Fine!" Vegeta scrunched up his eyes and turned his face, exposing his cheek. Bana smirked evilly and leaned forward. She kissed his cheek but before he could pull away, she threw her arms around him and began smothering his face in kisses.

"GAAAAAH! GET THIS STUPID IKEIKE OFF ME!" Vegeta yelled and tried to pry her off. Kakarot and Mirai Trunks lent a hand and, with all of their Saiyan strength combined, they were able to get the Veggie crazed fan off of the Saiyan no Ouji.

"But Veggie…" I sniffled, trying to make him feel bad, "That's your pet name for me…" I sniffed really loudly. Mike, Mirai Trunks and Kakarot looked at me and I could have sworn that they sweatdropped.

"Shut up, ikeike…" Vegeta growled and spun the bottle.

"I love you too Veggie!" I chirped earning death glares from both Rogue and Bana. 'Mine' they both mouthed at me.

I stared at the bottle and willed it my way. C'mon! Pleeeeeeease! I mentally begged the bottle, promising to polish it and keep it in a china cabinet for the rest of my life if it would just land on me. The bottle stopped but not on me, or Bana or even Rogue. It stopped on Mike. Vegeta glared at my human friend like it was somehow his fault and spun the bottle again.

This time it landed on Rogue. I could tell by her face that she was practically floating above the clouds mentally. The only thing that was tying her down physically was the fact that her body was required to stay in the circle.

Vegeta grimaced. "Great… it lands on the ugliest of them all."

"Did you hear that?" Bana asked.

"He thinks we're beautiful!" I exclaimed.

Vegeta growled at us and shook his head. Then he looked at Rogue. She smirked back. "What's the matter Veggie? Too scared to do the deed?" she asked mockingly. We know which buttons to push to turn up the heat in anger. We're still working on the lust part, I thought to myself. Suddenly, Vegeta kind of shifted in his position and then Rogue shot back, startled.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"I dunno…" Rogue looked at Vegeta oddly. He was smirking his sweet, evil, gotta-love-Veggie smirk that just made me want to jump his bones right then and there.

"Your turn," Vegeta said.

"What?!" we three girls shrieked in unison.

"I'm fast," he stated.

"Bakayaro!" Rogue snarled. Vegeta just smirked back.

"New rule!" Mike announced, "No more super speed stuff. We humans can't do that so it's not fair."

"Shimatta," Kakarot growled.

"Kuso," Mirai Trunks muttered.

"Go wash out your mouth with a bar of soap, young man!" Bana shrieked.

"Nani?" he gave her an odd look.

"I'm practicing being your future stepmother," Bana threw back her head and laughed evilly.

"Not in a million lifetimes, bakana onna," Vegeta said, baring his teeth.

"Oooo… I think he's a tiger that needs to be tamed," Rogue chuckled and cracked an imaginary whip. (AN: Soory, it's an inside joke with my two friends. *lol*)

"I volunteer for the job!" Bana exclaimed.

"Excuse me but we have a game going here!" Mike slapped the bottle into Rogue's hand. She spun it and it landed on Kakarot.

"Do I have to?" she asked Mike.

"Yup," he grinned and I could swear it was bordering on the realm of sadistic. Rogue grimaced and stared at Kakarot for a moment, like she was trying to figure out how she was going to do it without touching him.

"But he has Kakooties!" she complained.

"Do it." Rogue growled at Mike and muttered a few death threats under her breath as she slowly drew closer to Kakarot. I closed my eyes. I could not bear to watch.

Finally, after a few moments, I opened them again. Rogue was once again in her spot rubbing her mouth furiously and spluttering. Kakarot just was sitting there looking at her oddly. He shrugged picked up the bottle and spun it. We three all inched away from the spinning bottle like we would contract some kind of disease if we got too close to it.

As the point of it came to rest on Bana, the doorbell rang. I jumped up, "I'll get it." I left Bana to her fate and high-tailed it to the door. I pulled it open and then stared at the person standing there. The first words that left my mouth were, "What the fuck are you doing here?"

Trunks and Goten landed next to the deer exhibits. "Which one Trunks?" Goten asked.

"Ummm…" Trunks looked around, "Those two! They look the coolest!" he pointed at two beautiful, black deer that were grazing alone in a smaller exhibit. Goten nodded and the two chibis flew over the wall and into the exhibit. The deer stopped and lifted their heads to stare at the two children.

"Nice deer… pretty deer…" Trunks dug around in a pocket for something. He hand came into contact with two pieces of candy he had forgotten about. He gave one to Goten and they both held them out and coaxed the deer toward them. The deer came slowly but they were used to caretakers so they ate out of the chibis' hands with little caution.

Trunks picked up his deer while Goten picked up his. They flew over the wall again and straight past the sign reading, "Rare Alaskan Red-Tailed Deer: Only found on Admiralty Island, there are only fifteen of these deer left in the wild and twenty in captivity."

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Jeril: Congrats to Rogue, my 400th reviewer!! Here you go!! *hands Rogue a box of Walker's Shortbread™ and Scottish Highland Liquor* It's the least I can do for ya!! Well, despite having three cavities drilled today, I am in good spirits! So… I hope you all are happy now that you've read the chap.

Also, I'd like to thank BananaGirl for offering to read the first section of the chap over and tell me if the game was good or if it needed to be changed. She didn't get a chance to though because she left on vacation. Anywho, I didn't want to make it immature and stupid but when you think about it, the game is immature and stupid. If you think it was stupid, tell me. I need some criticism. My ego's growing too big anyway. *glances at the large, fat, brightly colored sheep with 'Ego' painted on its side* Did I mention I hate sheep? *shudder* Nasty things… Cats are much better. My cat's lying down on a side table beside my desk right now. She says 'hi' to all you people out there. Whoa… this is train of thought. This is what happens when you are nine hours ahead of your normal time and jet lag's messing with your mind.

Muwhahahaha!! According to the poll on my site, Vegeta is the most popular character out of the guys I have listed there! Next is Mirai or Chibi Trunks and then Kakarot! Boo yah!

Kakarot: But remember, most of the people going there are referred by you and you being a Vegeta fan, naturally it would attract Vegeta fans.

Vegeta: Shut up Kakarot! You're just jealous!

Mirai Trunks: Father's right Goku! You're just mad that you don't look as good as we do! *runs a hand through his hair*

Kakarot: Am not!

Vegeta: Are too!

Kakarot: Am not!

Vegeta: Are too!

Kakarot: Not!

Vegeta: Too!

Kakarot: Not!

Vegeta: Too! *they glare at each other for a few minutes*

Kakarot: Let's settle this with a fight!

Vegeta: And the loser has to serve the other hand and foot and eat his boxers! *Kakarot sweatdrops, shrugs and they fly off to find a suitable battleground*

Jeril: *sweatdrop* Men… go figure. Anywho, come back for the next chap and to find out which of the Saiyans win the battle!