Shigure mumbled incoherently as he rolled around in his sleep. When he finally did wake up, something felt different. His chest felt weird. and slightly painful. He looked down and his eyes got wide. He looked at his cousins and burst out laughing.

"Shigure. it's too early in the morning for this," Hatori grumbled as he opened his eyes. When he saw what Shigure was laughing at, he let out a very un-Hatori scream. Ayame and Ritsu also woke up at that time and, not really noticing anything different, asked what was wrong.

"Hehehe. Aya, look down." Ayame did as he was told, but still really didn't notice a difference. Shigure got fed up with having to explain and opened the top of his robe. Ayame fell over in shock and Ritsu got a nosebleed. Shigure had breasts! Then they noticed what he had been trying to tell them: they all had breasts!

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Downstairs, the girls were having a much calmer talk about what was happening as Tohru cooked breakfast. "Well, I suppose I fit what people say about me now," Uo muttered as she looked at her now flat chest. "Maybe I should get a haircut or something. Then I could really look like a guy. You look a lot like Orange-top now, Kisa. Well, a young Orange-top."

Yes, the girls had been turned into guys. Tohru and Hana still looked very feminine, but they were unmistakably male. "I hope the others are okay," Tohru whispered as she turned from the stove. It had been a major shock to wake up and find that not only did her clothes not fit right, but that they didn't fit right because suddenly she was a he.

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"Get off me, you stupid cat."

"What's wrong with your voice, Rat? Wait, what's wrong with my voice?"

"It's higher pitched?"

"Thank you, Haru. We never would have been able to figure it out if you hadn't spoken up when you did."

"Knowing you, I wouldn't be surprised."

"I dare you to say that again!" Unfortunately, or fortunately, depending on who you like better, Kyo and Yuki's argument was interrupted by a girly scream coming from Yuki's room. The five boys (yes, I'll still be calling them boys until they discover the truth) ran to Yuki's room, thinking that Tohru had gone in there and one of the perverts had upset her. What they found scared them all. Four women that strangely resembled their cousins.

"Yuki! Oh, my beautiful little sister! You look lovely!" Yuki looked at Ayame, then at himself. He was horrified, but he would never let the white- haired 'woman' know that.

"I'm not your sister. I'm your brother in a female body."

"So you admit that you're my brother?"

"Only by blood. And I would change even that if I could." At that point, the others noticed other things. For example, that they all were girls. Second, that the female Hatori was unconscious. Seeing the direction of their gaze, Shigure giggled.

"H-she fainted."

"Hatori fainted?"

"Yup. Noticed that he was a she and just dropped. It was great. She got all pale and then her eyes kinda rolled up and then she fell over."

Yuki looked at his cousin and 'guardian' in disbelief. "You seem to have adjusted well to being a girl."

"It's my dream come true! Heehee. *singing* High school me, high school me, now a girl, high school me!"

"I thought only guys were perverts."

"Of course not! You should know better, Kyo! There was this one girl I knew when we were in high school. She brought even Gure to shame. It was terrible!" On that note, the younger female Juunishi decided that heading downstairs was the safest thing to do.

A/N: Okay, it will get better, promise. Review, please! I'll update as soon as I get.2! Yes, I'm desperate.