Zar and Vicky stood by the side of the exhibit to watch the tigers inside pace. The animals were acting wild and restless, as if they knew they would be getting fresh food soon. Two tigers were snarling at baring their teeth at the children gathered in front of the exhibit.
Zar chuckled evilly and rubbed his hands together, "Oh yeah. This is gonna be a lot of fun."
"Uh huh," Vicky agreed, shading her eyes with one hand and looking for the demi-Saiyans, "Where are they?"
"There!" Zar pointed at the two other chibis who had approached the tiger exhibit from the other side.
The demi-Saiyan chibis deposited their cargo carefully in the pen and then high-tailed it out of there as one large, female feline took a leap at them. Trunks and Goten came to land next to Zar and Vicky amongst the screaming of children as they watched the tigers begin to chase the deer. The group seemed to be split in half. One group was cheering and rooting for the tigers, while the others were screaming and yelling out, "Somebody help Bambi!"
One teenager who looked to be about fourteen climbed up on the bench. A girl of about the same age leapt up to join him. They turned so that they could see the exhibit but still have their faces in view of the majority of the crowd. The boy hissed something to the girl and she nodded.
The boy began his commentary, "And they're off! The large buck runs between two tigers and gets his hindquarters scratched! Ouch! He takes a leap over a bush, narrowly dodges a large cat and then bounds over a stream without a misstep!"
"Meanwhile, the smaller female is using her size to her advantage! She squeezing through spaces that the tigers have to jump over or circle around! She's pretty fast too as she leaps over a tiger! But oh! The tiger breaks her right back leg with a swipe of his massive paw and-"
"The buck is having trouble with two large felines that seem to have him cornered! As a last ditch effort he tries to run between them but-"
"She's down and that has got to hurt!" the girl grimaced.
"He's out of the game!" the boy winced as he watched the beasts rip apart the fallen, still twitching buck, "Ooo… that's just nasty, man…"
Zar began laughing evilly and soon the other three chibis joined him to create a symphony of high-pitched cackling. A few nearby grownups raised their eyebrows and edged away slowly while the little children's eyes got big and they just stared. A female caretaker who had witnessed the event stalked toward them with murder written in her eyes.
From the back of the crowd, the side of McConnell's mouth lifted up. He chuckled to himself and shouldered his load. Kids these days. No one could predict what the little bastards would do next. He stroked his chin and pondered the strangeness of the fact that two of the troublemakers had flown. That was just a little bit out of the ordinary. He decided to leave it be and turn his attention to another, more important issue. He had a green man in a turban to locate.
Piccolo growled at the air around him. Goku and Vegeta should have never taught the kids to hide their ki! They could have at least waited until they were more mature then their current age! Now whenever the gakis wanted to cause trouble all they had to do was hide their ki and go do it! Piccolo sighed and lifted up into the air. He would have to search for them the old fashioned way.
It didn't take him long to find the place where they were stirring up trouble. He saw and heard all the commotion coming from the area of the tiger exhibit and Piccolo guessed that it had something to do with the human and demi-Saiyan chibis. The green Namek landed at the edge of the crowd and quickly found the four chibis he was looking for as a large area was cleared around them. He watched the chibis cackle with glee as they watched the tigers devour the deer while the normal children screamed in horror.
Piccolo stalked forward to strangle the gakis when he noticed the scientist from before in the back of the crowd. The scientist hefted a rifle-like thing up and he shot Piccolo. The Namek fell back and hit the ground. McConnell ran forward and, with the help of two of his cohorts who had been hiding in the crowd, dragged Piccolo away.
As the tranquilized Namek drifted off into the murky depths of unconsciousness, he thought to himself, Well, at least those gakis will be able to sense my ki. But unknown to Piccolo, McConnell, and even the scientists who created the tranquilizer but known to you readers, the drug reacted to his Namek biochemistry oddly, thus rendering his ki invisible for at least forty-eight hours.
The raven-haired caretaker snuck up on the four chibis and grabbed Trunks and Zar by their left ears. "What the hell are your problems?" she demanded, wrenching their ears.
"Ow!" Trunks shouted. He tried to kick the lady but she dodged his foot, "Leggo of my ear!"
"Damn it!" Zar screamed, "We were just having a little fun! That's all!"
"Fun? Fun? You little bastards just killed two deer that were some of the last of their kind! They were irreplaceable! You'll pay dearly!" she wrenched their ears again.
"Let go of my Trunks-chan!" Vicky yelled and bit the caretaker's hand.
"Shit!" the caretaker let go of both the boys' ears. She clutched her bitten hand and glared at Vicky, "Who are you here with?"
"Piccolo!" Goten chirped, "He's tall, green and wears a turban and a cape! He's pretty hard to miss! He should be around here somewhere." The other kids nodded their agreement and they all looked around for the Namek.
"Green?" the lady looked like she wasn't buying it.
"It's the truth!" Trunks growled.
"Yeah, right. And my friend is red with blue hair and walks around wearing a tutu." She said sarcastically.
"They do?" Goten asked.
"Shut up!" the caretaker gestured to another one who had arrived on the scene. The blond bounced over and the black-haired caretaker explained the situation.
The blond nodded and, after the other caretaker left, she turned to the chibis. She took a notepad out of her pocket along with a pencil and had them ready to write information down. She looked at the chibis and smiled, "Okay. Give me your names and phone numbers and since we can't seem to find the adult you told us about, "she gave Goten a look for a moment and he blushed slightly, "I'm going to call them."
"All of them are staying at my house," Zar said.
"And your name and number is?"
"Zaretu Enda," he then recited his phone number.
"Zaretu?" the blond stifled a chuckle, "Enda?"
"Hey! I didn't name myself! I'm going to change my name when I'm old enough anyway." The blond shrugged and turned to Vicky. She quirked an inquiring eyebrow at the girl.
Vicky noticed the caretaker's nametag, "Hey! My name's Vicky too!"
"Vicky Too…" the blond mumbled to herself as she began to write.
"No, no. Just Vicky." Vicky giggled.
"Just-"
"No! Only Vicky!" Vicky tapped her foot impatiently.
"Only-"
"NO!" Vicky jumped at the blond and grabbed her by the throat. She bore the blond to the ground and proceeded to strangle her.
Trunks finally pulled Vicky off when it was apparent that the blond was unconscious. "I think she's had enough," he said.
"Anything for you, Trunks-chan!" Vicky sighed and latched onto his arm once more.
"Why me?" Trunks groaned and buried his face into his free hand.
"Because I love you, silly! Both of you!"
"Eh, I'm sorry to interrupt you two 'lovebirds' but we have a problem," Zar announced.
"What's that?" Goten asked.
"Just where is Piccolo?"
"That's easy! We'll just find him by his ki!" Goten and Trunks closed their eyes and concentrated.
"Uh… I can't find him," Trunks said.
"Me neither," Goten looked worried, "His ki is just not there."
"Reishi's gonna kill me!" Zar groaned.
Suddenly, the group of chibis became aware of two people by them talking. "Know what?" a teenage boy said to his older companion, "I could have sworn I just saw three guys walk by dragging Piccolo."
"You've been watching way too much DBZ lately. I think it's starting to mess with your mind," the girl said. She looked to be in her late teens, maybe early twenties.
"But what if it was Piccolo?"
The girl shrugged, "Well, it probably wasn't. And if it was really him, he wouldn't be getting dragged away by three guys; he'd be beating the crap out of them."
"Yeah, I guess you're right."
"Should we ask them?" Trunks hissed.
"Why not?" Zar shrugged, "What's the worst that could happen?"
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Jeril: Zar is just asking for it!! *lol* Remember: You never, ever say that people! Stuff will happen!! What's gonna happen to poor old Piccolo? Who are those two people? And just who the fuck is at the door? Find out all this and more in the next exciting (hopefully) chap of Another Boring Day… NOT!
Where are those Saiyans? *checks her watch* It's been a while and they still haven't come back!
Mirai Trunks: Maybe they both got killed.
Jeril: -_- Now there's a depressing thought. Veggie dead, and by Kakarot's hand too. *sniffles* I'll leave red roses on his grave. *bursts into tears*
Vegeta: *staggers into the room with an arm around Kakarot's shoulder* What're you crying over, onna?
Jeril: VEGGIE! YOU'RE NOT DEAD! *glomps Vegeta and then sniffs him* Wait a second… you smell like… alcohol! Veggie you're drunk!
Vegeta: So? *he and Kakarot collapse on a couch*
Mirai Trunks: Father! How could you?
Jeril: Yeah! Especially with Kakarot! You could've at least brought me along!
Kakarot: Hey! What's wrong with me? Geta and me are good friends!
Jeril: He called you Geta! NO FAIR! If I called you that, you'd kill me!
Vegeta: Hmph! And it'd serve you right too! Only special Saiyans can call me that!
Jeril: Gohan? *Vegeta shakes his head* Goten? *growls* Chibi Trunks? Mirai Trunks? Bra? Pan? *all negatives* O.o;; Veggie… are you… gay? With *choke* Kakarot?
Vegeta: NO!! *vein pops out and Vegeta stands up* BAKANA IKEIKE! HOW DARE YOU THINK THAT OF ME! THE SAIYAN NO OUJI! *forms a ki blast and shoots it at Jeril*
Jeril: AHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs away fast while Vegeta flies after her, blasting*
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