"Well, 'hello' to you to, sister dear!" the brunette who stood on the porch exclaimed sarcastically.
"Hiya Bo!" the other twin gave me a one-armed hug, "How're you?"
"But… y-y-you moved out…" I stammered.
"We're back to visit, silly!" Angel grinned. She walked into the entryway and put her bag down carefully.
"No… no…" I shook my head and pinched myself. It wasn't happening. It couldn't have been happening. Ms. Perfect Athlete Alice and Ever-happy Angel were back to ruin my life?
"Yes, yes!" Alice swept into the hallway, dumping her backpack in a chair and then flipping her sandals off. She took a big whiff of air, "Ahhhhh… smells like home!" She was about to make her way to the living room when I cut her off.
"Eh, how are you?" I asked, trying to keep the twins from entering the living room.
"I'm doing good. How are you?" Alice answered.
"Good, good." She moved to walk by me but I sidestepped to intercept her.
"Can I please go to the living room?" she asked, tapping her high-heeled boots on the ground impatiently.
"No!"
"Why not?" Angel asked curiously.
"Eh… because… you can't."
"Listen! I'm going to miss a very important episode of my soap drama if you don't move!" Alice pushed me out of the way.
"Here comes the shit storm…" I mumbled to myself as I followed Alice and Angel into the living room. They suddenly paused as they noticed all of the people sitting in the circle with the bottle in the middle.
"Who are all of you?" Angel asked with a pleasant smile. Alice was glaring at me.
"I'm Trunks."
"My name's Bana."
"Mike."
"Rogue."
"Hi! I'm Son Goku!"
Vegeta hmphed.
"Excuse me? What's your name again?" Alice asked, directing her gaze to Vegeta.
"Why should I tell you?" Vegeta growled, taking his cross-armed stance and glaring at her.
Alice glared right back. "Because Mr. I'm-too-cool-with-my-dick-up-my-ass, I'm going to call the police and get them to haul all of your delinquent asses out of my house and right back to school where they belong! Shame on all of you for skipping school like this!"
"Don't address me by anything other then my name!" Vegeta snarled.
"I don't know your name retard so what am I supposed to call you?"
"Shut up, ikeike!"
Kakarot stood and put a hand on Vegeta's shoulder. "Vegeta, calm down. She's trying to make you mad. Just ignore her."
"Oh, I'm sorry Vegetable. I must have mistaken your boyfriend's dick for yours. My bad."
Vegeta glare turned up a few notches and he shoved Kakarot away, "Nothing is up my ass and he is not my boyfriend!"
"Oh, really? Well, you sure smell like something crawled up there and died!"
"Hey! Veggie smells good!" Bana defended him.
"Hell yeah!" Rogue growled, standing in front of Vegeta. Bana joined her. They both stood protectively in front of their favorite Saiyan and glared at Alice. Vegeta smirked from behind them.
"Oh, how manly! Getting girls to fight for you!" Alice mocked him.
"Out of my way!" Vegeta shoved the two young ladies out of his way sending them flying into the walls. Luckily, they weren't hurt. Alice lifted her eyebrows slightly at this display of strength. The Vein was pulsing wildly and Vegeta clutched his fists in rage. "I don't want to hurt you, bakana onna, but if you provoke me I will kill you."
"No fair! Vegeta's never given one of us a death threat!" Bana mumbled angrily.
Rogue held up a hand, "Wait! You think that they're," Rogue gestured at Kakarot and Vegeta, "in high school?"
"Yeah, why? Are they in college?" Alice asked.
"Well, actually neither of them went to school, I think," I said.
"I was privately tutored," Vegeta stated.
"Which means he's a retard," Alice hissed to Mike.
Mike glared at her, "I was privately tutored for a few years."
"I thought you looked like a retard."
"You're a bitch, you know that?"
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me," Alice quoted with a smirk.
"I know another thing that will break your bones," Vegeta growled and lifted his hand. He formed a ki ball in it.
"No! You promised, Vegeta!" I yelled, jumping in front of my sister, "And you shouldn't break a promise!"
Vegeta stared at me for a long time and then reluctantly extinguished the ki ball. I let go a sigh of relief. "For this one time, ikeike, I will do as you ask but if that bakana onna insists on insulting me anymore, I will kill her and nothing you can say or do will stop me." With those words, Vegeta turned and walked off.
"Damn it. He wasn't wearing spandex that time. That would have been a perfect ass shot," Bana muttered to herself.
"You know what? For some reason, that confrontation just reminded me of Bulma and Veggie arguing," I commented.
"Don't mention the blue-haired whore's name in my presence," Bana growled.
"Um, Bo? Who are these people and why are they in our house?" Angel asked, eyeing the still tied up and knocked out Krillin.
"Uh… well, they all are spending the night and they're my friends?" I answered.
"Not good enough," Alice turned to everyone else, "I'm sorry but you all will have to leave."
"But you promised you'd find a way to send us home!" Kakarot wailed.
"I will! Don't listen to her. She's a complete bitch. Doesn't have any idea of what fun is." I answered.
"You will listen to me, young lady! I am your older sister and when our parent's are out of the house, I am in authority here!" Alice growled.
"Actually, Angel's older then you so she's in charge," I looked around for my other sister, "Where is she?"
"And where's Kakarot?" Bana asked.
"Do you think…" Rogue started.
"No way…" I wrinkled my nose, "She's gotta have better taste then that! Though they are a lot alike… I wonder… Let's find 'em! I don't want to take any chances!"
"Excuse me," Zar tugged on the coat sleeve of the boy, "Did you just say you saw Piccolo?"
"I think I did," the guy scratched his head through his brown hair, "I'm not too sure now."
"Which way did he go?" Goten chirped.
"That w-" the lady pointed and then paused. She stared at Goten for a moment while thinking to herself and then after coming to a conclusion she seemed to like from the big grin on her face, she picked up the chibi in a giant glomp, "CHIBI GOTEN!"
"Help!" Goten yelled as she hugged him tight, "Get her off me!"
"If he's Goten… then that must be Trunks," the guy said to himself. He then grinned and said triumphantly, "Trunks and Goten! Aha! Then that was Piccolo! See J'dee, I told you I wasn't crazy! Well, not more then I already am… but that's besides the point!"
"You said you saw Piccolo being dragged away by three guys?" Zar asked, trying to suppress a smile as Goten squirmed around in the lady's strong glomp grip.
"Uh huh. He looked like he was drugged or something."
"Thanks! What're your names anyway?" Vicky asked.
"I'm J'dee!"
"I'm S'rac," he looked at Vicky and Zar, "Are you two from here?"
"Yeah."
"Is anyone else from the DBZ world here too? Like Yamcha?" J'dee looked hopeful.
"Sorry, Goku, Vegeta and Krillin are the only others who have arrived."
"Goku's here?" S'rac's eyes lit up, "Man, he's awesome! I so want to meet him!"
"Well, I'm sure you could if you came to my house after this though I don't think my sister would be too happy. Right now, including ourselves, we have twelve people there."
"Whoa… and four of those are Saiyans…" S'rac's eyes got real big.
"I pity all the cooking you guys have to do," J'dee said.
"Back to our problem, which way did the guys who had Piccolo go?" Zar asked.
"They went through that door over there," S'rac pointed it out.
"Let's go!" the group set off to rescue their favorite, and only, Namek.
Piccolo awoke with a groan. He sat up and rubbed his aching head. That was the weirdest nightmare I've ever had, he thought. All those fans walking around in bikinis. He shuddered as he recalled the image of a middle-aged, beer-bellied man making suggestive gestures to him. "That's it. No more Miracle Grow™ for snacks anymore," he muttered to himself. He then looked around his surroundings.
He was in a cage in what appeared to be a lab. He had all kinds of machines posted around his cage and the scientist McConnell was there also. He was humming to himself as he studied what appeared to be a blood sample from Piccolo. Piccolo growled as the scientist turned around.
"Ah! Sleeping beauty has awakened! Is my little fortune hungry?" McConnell seemed to be in a very happy mood indeed.
"'Sleeping beauty'? I find that offensive. Let me out of here, you sick bastard, and I won't kill you," Piccolo snarled.
"No, no, no! You are worth millions! I would never let you go!" the scientist chuckled and took a few pictures of Piccolo, "I think I will call your species the Connells. Yes, that sounds wonderful." McConnell grinned in pleasure.
"I'm a Namek, now let me out!" Piccolo began to power up so he could kill the sick freak… but nothing happened. He howled in rage and bashed his arms into the side of the cage, bending the bars slightly. They were reinforced and were also made of a metal that dampened ki skills. Piccolo was trapped and trapped good.
"Those gakis better come get me soon or I swear to Kami I'll kill everyone in a five mile radius of this facility," Piccolo muttered to himself as he settled down in the lotus position to meditate. McConnell took a few pictures of that. That baka's gonna be very annoying, Piccolo thought to himself as he sunk into the depths of meditation.
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Jeril: Oiy! If any of you are looking for a Dragonball Z/GT timeline, here's one with just about everything on it! It's really, really handy! I'm so glad I found it! I suggest you bookmark it! http://www.dbzgtlegacy.com/timeline.shtml
What's gonna happen when the evil sister Alice finds out Vegeta and Kakarot are 40 or so? O.o;; Bo'll be in for it then, ne? Poor Piccolo… he's in a lot of trouble! Well, to answer you Rogue, your theory is right! Vegeta missed every time. Though he did scorch me a few times! *shows her burnt hair and clothes* Bakana Saiyan no Ouji… *Vegeta stands a few feet away, smirking arrogantly*
Kakarot: Vegeta, that's not nice! You could've killed her!
Vegeta: That was the point, baka.
Jeril: O.o V-V-Veggie wanted to kill me? *faints*
Kakarot: Now look at what you've done! *throws water on Jeril*
Jeril: *spluttering* He wanted to kill me! This is so spiffy! He only tries to kill the people he likes! He likes me! He- *Vegeta shoves a gag in Jeril's mouth then ties her hands behind her back*
Vegeta: Blasted humans… *throws Jeril into a box, locks it, ties lead weights to it and then throws it into the sea* Let's see you try to get out of that one, Houdini. *smirk*
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