A/N: Okay, I do have a life, PROMISE! It's just that the world of Fruits
Basket (and other animes) is A LOT more interresting. Oh, I thought Ayame's
store was just called 'Ayame'. oh well! ^_^ And thanks again to all of you
who respond!
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"Why do we have to go to the mall? We could just let Tohru, the Yankee, the Psychic, Kagura and Kisa borrow our clothes and we could borrow theirs," Kyo whined as they traveled to the mall.
"Don't be such a baby, Baka Neko!"
"Yeah, and what about Ritsu?" Ayame asked about the apology-inclined female.
"Ritsu was already dressed like a girl!" (thankies to Sleeping Tiger)
"Besides," Hatori answered. "We don't have enough female clothes to fit all of us."
~~ At the Mall
"OOOOOhh, this is SOOOOOOOOOO pretty, don't you think so, Gure?"
"Absolutely, and it would go wonderfully with that lovely skirt you picked out earlier!"
Yuki looked away in disgust as her brother and 'guardian' oohed and awed over the clothes in the women's department. She had decided that she would continue wearing the clothes she usually wore, after all, they still fit her. And they were the type of thing that could fit male or female.
"Now we have to go try them on!" Ayame screeched, running towards the dressing rooms.
"You're going the wrong way, you idiot!" Kyo called as Ayame ran to the man's dressing rooms.
"But, we can't go in the girl's dressing rooms." Momiji said, looking around like she was about to get in trouble for even talking about it.
However, after much arguing, yelling, and of course punching, the group headed to the girl's dressing rooms. The 'males' had realized much earlier that they would have to go to the men's dressing rooms and managed to do so without complaint. (they're guys too, don't get any hentai thoughts people)
~~
"Well, that was a total waste of time," Shigure complained.
"Not entirely," Haru corrected. She was the only 'female' that had found anything suitable. The 'males' had all gotten at least three outfits each.
"Haru, that's basically the same thing you always wear," Hiro sneered, looking at Haru's outfit. Haru was wearing a black leather vest, calf-high boots, pounds of silver jewelry, and a tight, black, leather miniskirt.
"No it's not. I don't usually wear a skirt."
"Why's it so short?" Kyo mumbled.
"We still need clothes for the rest of us," Hatori reminded her cousins and friends.
"I can just wear what I always have." Everyone looked at Akito in shock. Was she actually making things easier on them? The answer: yes. She had decided early on that the way to win Hana was to be nice. After all, Tohru was nice and had been friends with Hana for years. Of course, Uo was a bully. but only when it served a purpose beyond just being a bully. And when it involved Kyo. But we won't go into the mysteries of Uo's mind just now. save that for later!
"Um. okay Akito. If you don't mind. That's.one, two, three.um, "
"Eight, Shigure, can't you even count?"
"I knew that! Why are you always picking on me?"
"Shigure, stop letting young children get the better of you!" (Borrowed from Secrets of the Sohma, hope Aishuu Shadowweaver doesn't mind. It's a great story, you should read it if you get a chance! There's my advertisement.)
"But Hiro's not a normal child!"
"I've got it!!!"
"Now what Ayame?"
"We could go to MY wonderful store! We could find all kinds of wonderful clothes there! And even if we don't, I could make some in no time!"
~~At Aya's store
"Wow, Miine wasn't surprised at all!"
"Why would she be?"
"Aya, you just walked in.as a FEMALE!!!"
"Ow, Yuki, there's no need to yell. Of course she wasn't surprised."
"Exactly, her employer IS Ayame. Nothing would be shocking after working with him for.what, a week?" Hatori explained.
Ayame laughed his loud laugh and immediately started work on the clothes. In what felt to the others like maybe half and hour, they all had four or five new outfits, designed especially for them. Hatori's were even somewhat modest.
"WHAT!!!!!!! Ayame, what IS THIS!?!?!?!" Kyo screamed.
"It's your outfit. Don't you like it?"
"It's. it's. PINK!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh no! How could I do that to you!?" Just as Kyo was beginning to think that maybe Ayame wasn't so bad, the snake continued. "With your hair color and skin tone, pink is all wrong. Maybe a pale green. or a red. pink would make you look worse than you usually do. Ahahahahahaha!!"
"Do not kill. Do not kill. Donotkilldonotkilldonotkilldonotkill!" Kyo was barely restraining herself.
"Go ahead." Kyo looked up in shock when Yuki gave her permission to kill her brother. Not because Yuki wanted her. sister dead, but because Yuki talking like that to Kyo was. unheard of. It was civil. They might as well have been normal people talking about the weather. Except that most people don't usually talk about the weather unless they're really bored.
"Nah, Tohru'd be upset."
"True. Never mind, Miine might decide to kill you."
"Yeah."
"Of course, if that happened, I'd have to save you."
"Ye- What? Why?"
"For one thing, you would have just gotten rid of my brother for me. For another, how would I stay in shape if you were dead?"
"Haru could fight you."
"Are you serious?"
"I guess you're right. He would never hurt his 'first love'."
A/N: That's all for now. I had to get in a real conversation between Yuki and Kyo. No they're not into each other, they are just able to agree about a desire to kill Ayame. Please review, I depend on those to continue writing!
~~
"Why do we have to go to the mall? We could just let Tohru, the Yankee, the Psychic, Kagura and Kisa borrow our clothes and we could borrow theirs," Kyo whined as they traveled to the mall.
"Don't be such a baby, Baka Neko!"
"Yeah, and what about Ritsu?" Ayame asked about the apology-inclined female.
"Ritsu was already dressed like a girl!" (thankies to Sleeping Tiger)
"Besides," Hatori answered. "We don't have enough female clothes to fit all of us."
~~ At the Mall
"OOOOOhh, this is SOOOOOOOOOO pretty, don't you think so, Gure?"
"Absolutely, and it would go wonderfully with that lovely skirt you picked out earlier!"
Yuki looked away in disgust as her brother and 'guardian' oohed and awed over the clothes in the women's department. She had decided that she would continue wearing the clothes she usually wore, after all, they still fit her. And they were the type of thing that could fit male or female.
"Now we have to go try them on!" Ayame screeched, running towards the dressing rooms.
"You're going the wrong way, you idiot!" Kyo called as Ayame ran to the man's dressing rooms.
"But, we can't go in the girl's dressing rooms." Momiji said, looking around like she was about to get in trouble for even talking about it.
However, after much arguing, yelling, and of course punching, the group headed to the girl's dressing rooms. The 'males' had realized much earlier that they would have to go to the men's dressing rooms and managed to do so without complaint. (they're guys too, don't get any hentai thoughts people)
~~
"Well, that was a total waste of time," Shigure complained.
"Not entirely," Haru corrected. She was the only 'female' that had found anything suitable. The 'males' had all gotten at least three outfits each.
"Haru, that's basically the same thing you always wear," Hiro sneered, looking at Haru's outfit. Haru was wearing a black leather vest, calf-high boots, pounds of silver jewelry, and a tight, black, leather miniskirt.
"No it's not. I don't usually wear a skirt."
"Why's it so short?" Kyo mumbled.
"We still need clothes for the rest of us," Hatori reminded her cousins and friends.
"I can just wear what I always have." Everyone looked at Akito in shock. Was she actually making things easier on them? The answer: yes. She had decided early on that the way to win Hana was to be nice. After all, Tohru was nice and had been friends with Hana for years. Of course, Uo was a bully. but only when it served a purpose beyond just being a bully. And when it involved Kyo. But we won't go into the mysteries of Uo's mind just now. save that for later!
"Um. okay Akito. If you don't mind. That's.one, two, three.um, "
"Eight, Shigure, can't you even count?"
"I knew that! Why are you always picking on me?"
"Shigure, stop letting young children get the better of you!" (Borrowed from Secrets of the Sohma, hope Aishuu Shadowweaver doesn't mind. It's a great story, you should read it if you get a chance! There's my advertisement.)
"But Hiro's not a normal child!"
"I've got it!!!"
"Now what Ayame?"
"We could go to MY wonderful store! We could find all kinds of wonderful clothes there! And even if we don't, I could make some in no time!"
~~At Aya's store
"Wow, Miine wasn't surprised at all!"
"Why would she be?"
"Aya, you just walked in.as a FEMALE!!!"
"Ow, Yuki, there's no need to yell. Of course she wasn't surprised."
"Exactly, her employer IS Ayame. Nothing would be shocking after working with him for.what, a week?" Hatori explained.
Ayame laughed his loud laugh and immediately started work on the clothes. In what felt to the others like maybe half and hour, they all had four or five new outfits, designed especially for them. Hatori's were even somewhat modest.
"WHAT!!!!!!! Ayame, what IS THIS!?!?!?!" Kyo screamed.
"It's your outfit. Don't you like it?"
"It's. it's. PINK!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh no! How could I do that to you!?" Just as Kyo was beginning to think that maybe Ayame wasn't so bad, the snake continued. "With your hair color and skin tone, pink is all wrong. Maybe a pale green. or a red. pink would make you look worse than you usually do. Ahahahahahaha!!"
"Do not kill. Do not kill. Donotkilldonotkilldonotkilldonotkill!" Kyo was barely restraining herself.
"Go ahead." Kyo looked up in shock when Yuki gave her permission to kill her brother. Not because Yuki wanted her. sister dead, but because Yuki talking like that to Kyo was. unheard of. It was civil. They might as well have been normal people talking about the weather. Except that most people don't usually talk about the weather unless they're really bored.
"Nah, Tohru'd be upset."
"True. Never mind, Miine might decide to kill you."
"Yeah."
"Of course, if that happened, I'd have to save you."
"Ye- What? Why?"
"For one thing, you would have just gotten rid of my brother for me. For another, how would I stay in shape if you were dead?"
"Haru could fight you."
"Are you serious?"
"I guess you're right. He would never hurt his 'first love'."
A/N: That's all for now. I had to get in a real conversation between Yuki and Kyo. No they're not into each other, they are just able to agree about a desire to kill Ayame. Please review, I depend on those to continue writing!
