"Where are they?" Alice growled, tearing through the house like a hurricane.
"I don't know!" I wailed.
"Do you thinking Kakarot could be seduced?" Bana asked Rogue.
"I dunno… to give the guy a little credit, I think he would do the seducing," Rogue replied. From the living room came muffled yells. "Ah, quit your whining Chrome Dome! I'm not gonna kill you! Just maim you a lot!" Rogue yelled back at the tied up monk.
"Are you sane?" Alice asked Rogue.
"I don't think so. It would suck if I was. Sane people are stupid and annoying."
"Ooookay…" Alice lifted an eyebrow and went to search the garage. Mirai Trunks went with her to help speed up the search.
Vegeta stomped out of his temporary bedroom. "Kami! You people can't hear them? They're making so much racket it's hurting my ears!" Vegeta stomped past us and to the coat closet. He ripped it open to reveal Kakarot and Angel in what appeared to be a very… erm… intimate embrace.
"KAKAROT!" I screamed, "GET YOUR HAND OUT OF HER PANTS, YOU HENTAI!"
"KAKAROT!" Rogue bellowed, "DON'T YOU REMEMBER THAT YOU'RE MARRIED?"
"KAKAROT!" Bana yelled, "QUIT SNOGGING THAT POOR GIRL! SHE MIGHT GET SOME KIND OF DIEASE!" Vegeta smirked to himself. He seemed proud somehow that Kakarot had managed to get a girl into a closet.
"Wait! You're married?" Angel asked Kakarot.
"Married? Me? No!" Kakarot tried to recover what ground he was losing.
"Kakarot! How could you not remember that annoying, bitchy wife of yours? Does the name 'Chichi' ring any bells?" Bana asked.
"And what about your two kids? Imagine their surprise if they found out their father was cheating on his wife!" I commented.
"Just how old are you?" Angel asked with some suspicion.
"Just a little over twenty," Kakarot muttered.
"Try just a little over forty!" I chuckled.
"Wow! You look good for your age!" Angel said with admiration.
"Thanks!" Kakarot grinned the Son Grin. Angel giggled as Kakarot grabbed the door's handle and closed it.
"What the hell…" Bana's jaw dropped. We all stared at the closed door.
"Okay… I'm lost…" I muttered.
"That's definitely a side of Kakarot nobody ever gets to see…" Rogue agreed.
"Saiyans have needs and we must attend to those needs," Vegeta said with a smirk, "Sometimes one mate is not enough."
"Oooo… is that an invitation, Veggie dear?" Bana asked. We all leered at the Prince.
"Certainly not! You all are too young for me!" Vegeta growled.
"Awh! We don't mind the age gap Veggie!" I grinned.
"Yeah! Really, we don't!" Rogue smiled winningly.
"You girls disgust me." Vegeta stormed away.
Bana sighed, "We were so close!"
"Yeah…" we all went back to the living room and flopped down on the couch and chairs.
"Well, I'm gonna go have some fun," Rogue announced and dragged Krillin outside.
Suddenly, Bana and I heard a screaming sound coming from downstairs and, in a few seconds, Mirai Trunks arrived in the living room. He grabbed me by the front of my shirt and picked me up. "You gotta help me!" he screamed, "Hide me! Anywhere!"
"What's the matter?" Bana asked.
"She… she…" Mirai Trunks' face was pale.
"She tried to jump your bones?" I asked.
"Um… what?"
"She tried to have sex with you," Bana supplied.
"Yeah! NOW HIDE ME!" Mirai howled.
"Hold your damn horses and let me down!" Mirai put me down, "Okay. Why don't you just go onto the roof? She doesn't know how to get up there."
"Oh…" Mirai looked sheepish, "Thanks." The fighter from the future dashed off.
"Alice always has had a thing for guys with oddly colored hair…" I muttered to myself.
"Does she know his hair color is natural?" Bana asked.
"Nope!"
Then Alice arrived, "Where's that hunky guy with purple hair?"
"On the roof," I grinned. Alice ran outside after Trunks.
"You like to play on both sides, don't you?" Bana asked.
"Hell yeah! The only way to live!" I grinned.
"Absolutely!"
Piccolo cracked open one eye and looked at the scientist incredulously, "You want me to what?"
"Undress. It's that simple."
"No way."
"You won't even consider it?"
"You're a sick, sick person, you know that?"
"Then I'm sorry but I will have to force you to." McConnell turned to a panel next to him and flipped a switch.
"Nothing can force me t-" Piccolo was struck by a force so shocking that it sent him flying into the back of his cage. He twitched around as the electricity coursed through his body and McConnell watched with a sadistic smile on his face.
After a minute, McConnell flipped the switch again and approached the cage where Piccolo was lying on the floor, panting like a dog that had run for five miles. "Now what is your answer?" McConnell jerked back as Piccolo threw himself against the bars of the cage, screaming obscenities and death threats. The scientist retreated back to the panel and flipped the switch again. This time he only kept it on for a few moments but that was like an eternity for poor Piccolo.
"Now?"
"You hentai. You will pay for this indecency," Piccolo growled as he stripped down. He glared balefully at the scientist as he snapped photos of the nude Namek. (A/N: I know all you Piccolo fans out there are drooling right about now. *lol*)
"How do you reproduce?" McConnell asked as he wrote down some notes.
"Fuck. You." Piccolo hissed and quickly put his clothes back on.
"Ah, ah, ah," McConnell touched the switch and watched Piccolo flinch.
"Fine, you psychotic son of a bitch," Piccolo explained that he was asexual and how he reproduced.
"Amazing…" McConnell wrote all this down and then put the paper in a growing file labeled 'Connells'. He turned back to Piccolo, "When will you be reproducing next?"
"Never. I don't want kids."
"Hehehe…" McConnell eyed the switch. Piccolo paled to a light, sickly green. He realized what the sick bastard that called himself a scientist could do.
"BUT I DON'T WANNA BE A FATHER!" Piccolo howled as McConnell's finger inched closer to the switch.
"C'mon!" Zar ushered the others closer and they snuck down the dimly lit hallway together until they came upon some doors.
"Which one do you think Piccolo's in?" Trunks asked.
"Umm… I dunno," Zar shrugged.
"Let's try all of them!" Goten suggested.
"Awh! He's so cute!" J'dee gushed.
"What's he got that I don't?" Zar muttered to himself as he opened the first door. It was a storage closet. S'rac grabbed a flashlight out of it.
"That's stealing," Vicky observed.
"But we've set forth on a noble cause! To save Piccolo! We need this! I'm sure the people who own this place wouldn't mind!" S'rac replied.
"Okay!" Vicky shrugged, "I didn't really mind anyway."
"Kids this days… more and more corrupted…" J'dee muttered to herself.
Zar moved to the next door and opened it. The four chibis stared inside with wide eyes.
"Wow… that's… weird…" Zar said to himself.
"What're they doing?" Goten asked J'dee who quickly shut the door.
"Umm… stuff…" J'dee mumbled. S'rac shined the flashlight onto the door. There was a sign on it that read "Mating Room: Please Do Not Disturb".
"What's mating?" Trunks asked.
"Ask your dad later," S'rac said and coughed embarrassedly. The group moved slowly down the hallway, having to check every other room as many of them had only numbers on them.
I left Bana watching a Vegeta Special in the living room while I wandered outside to find Rogue. She had Krillin tied to the tree and was burning his clothes while he was wearing them. I watched Krillin sweat profusely while Rogue singed his eyelashes and eyebrows for a few moments. Then I spoke up. "Rogue, won't you get dangerously close to skin while you're doing this?"
"Yeah, but that's fine with me," Rogue shrugged and turned back to Krillin who was screaming around the gag.
"Umm, I was wondering if you could go pick up the chibis for me."
"Why don't you?" Rogue asked as she began burning Krillin's right sleeve.
"Because I've gotta stay here and watch my sisters."
"Why can't Bana?"
"Because she's busy watching and taping the Vegeta Special on Toonami."
"Oh… well, yeah, I guess I can. Just make sure that this guy doesn't escape." Rogue took the car keys and whistled merrily to herself as she walked over to the vehicle.
Mirai Trunks jumped down from the roof. "Take me with you!" he screamed and clutched onto Rogue's arm.
"Okay, okay! Just let go of me, you freak!" Rogue shook the happy Saiyan off and he quickly got into the car.
"Go, go, go!" he screamed as he saw Alice round the corner of the house.
"Ohhh Trunksie! Come back you dead sexy, sex machine, you!" Alice called out and ran after the car.
"Whoa! She's scaring me! A lot!" Rogue said and put the pedal to the metal.
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Jeril: *swims to shore*Ha! No one can kill me! I'm alive tanx to that screwdriver Rogue tossed me! With the help of my friends, I'm invincible! Muwhahaha- *Vegeta punches Jeril, knocking her out*
Kakarot: Vegeta, that's not nice.
Vegeta: Fine! *splashes cold water on Jeril's face. She doesn't wake up. Vegeta gets his face really close to Jeril's and screams* WAKE UP YOU STUPID, UGLY IKEIKE!
Jeril: *comes to and sees Vegeta's face close to hers* Veggie! I knew you loved me! *clings to Vegeta's neck*
Vegeta: Let go, bakana ikeike! *rips Jeril off and holds her at arms length* Now get to the overview thing so we can be done.
Jeril: *pouts* Oh all right! Fine then… *remembers what the chap's about* You guys think I'm being just a tab bit to tough on Piccolo? Well I don't! So ha! Don't you just wish that Toonami really would air a Vegeta Special? *dreamy sigh* Well… in the words of my muse, S'rac, 'I think Kakarot's been around Rogue, Bana, and Bo too long.' *shudder* Kakarot's starting to scare me… O.o;;; *Vegeta glares at the other Saiyan and drops Jeril*
Kakarot: Hehehe… *satisfied grin* I'm good. *breathes on his nails and polishes them on his shirt*
Jeril: *pats Veggie on the back* It's okay Veggie. It's not your fault you aren't… well, actually it is. You've rejected every offer. I have no sympathy for you whatsoever. *turns her back on Vegeta*
Vegeta: But you're writing the story!
Jeril: *grins* That's beside the point.
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