"Lab Number Forty-Four," S'rac read the label on the door for the chibis' benefit.
"Lemme open it! Please, oh please lemme open it!" Goten begged, hopping around.
"Awh! He's just too kawaii! Okay, go for it," J'dee said. Goten bounced forward and opened the door.
The group looked into the lab and gasped. Inside, they saw Piccolo in a cage with wires attached to him and monitors recording and observing his every move. The group noticed a scientist setting up a camera to tape the Namek. He seemed to be very happy about something and was humming to himself.
"That's the guy from earlier today!" Trunks hissed.
"Yeah! That bastard drugged Piccolo!" Zar growled.
J'dee raised an eyebrow. "Aren't you a little young to be using words like that?" she asked.
"Nah, been swearing for three years now."
"Ah… okay…"
"C'mon Trunks! We're gonna have to take on the scientist guy! On the count of three!" Goten whispered to his friend. Trunks nodded. "1… 2… 3!" The two chibis sped through the room and crashed into McConnell. Their momentum, coupled with the fact that he was knocked unconscious and could do nothing to even try to stop them, carried them straight into the wall making a large hole in it.
"Huh!" Trunks stood straight and brushed off flecks of paint from his pants, "Didn't even put up a fight at all!"
"What were you expecting?" J'dee asked.
"Well, like… a long fight. Like the ones Dad has!" Trunks answered.
"Can someone let me out?" Piccolo asked.
"In our world, there's not a lot to worry about in fights. Just guns and a few punches sometimes. It really sucks because of that," S'rac said with a sigh.
"You mean something like this?" Goten asked, opening a drawer and taking out a handheld gun.
"Whoa! Watch where you point that thing!" Zar howled, ducking under a table.
"Hey! Goten! Shoot me!" Trunks called out, powering up to Super Saiyan. The room quaked and things fell off the shelves from the power the demi-Saiyan chibi emitted.
"Hello?" Piccolo was becoming impatient.
"Sure!"
Goten was about to do as Trunks had asked when J'dee jumped forward and grabbed the weapon. "No way!" she removed the bullets from the weapon, "Not while you guys are around me! What if one does hit you and hurt you?"
"But in Super Saiyan form, they can't!" Trunks complained.
"Kids shouldn't be playing with guns! You might get hur-"
"JUST FORGET ABOUT THE GUN AND GET ME OUT OF THIS KAMI DAMNED CAGE!" Piccolo howled.
"Piccolo-sama!" Zar crawled out from under the table and went to look at the lock, "Oooo… this baby's a biggie! And some kind of remote controlled too! I don't think that even I could pick this one!"
"Allow me!" Trunks walked over and raised his hand. He shot a small ki blast at the lock. It was deflected and it bounced into the ceiling, spraying debris and large chunks of ceiling everywhere. "That's odd…" Trunks looked at his hand. "It must have some kind of dampening effect on my ki…"
Zar ran to the control panel and looked it over, "How do I open it?"
"I was drugged when he put me in here! I don't know how to open it!" Piccolo growled.
"Just flip a few different switches," S'rac suggested.
"Okay!" Zar looked at the options and choose a large, red one with the caption "Danger! Extremely, Really, Very, Absolutely High Voltage! Danger!" over it. (A/N: What else did you think the gaki would choose? *grin*)
"No! Not that-" Piccolo's words were cut off when the current hit him. He slammed into the back of the cage and began twitching around.
"Oh shit!" Zar yelled.
"TURN IT OFF!" Goten, Trunks, J'dee and S'rac all yelled at once.
"I CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH ONE IT IS!" Zar screamed back.
Goten phased over, "How about this one?" he hit a black button and a screen slammed down around the cage. "Nope," he hit again and the screen retracted.
"This one?" Trunks had come over and he flipped a blue switch, setting off the sprinkler system. He turned it off.
"I'll try this one!" S'rac crossed his fingers on one hand then pressed an orange button. Immediately, lights began to go off around the lab.
"Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert! All robots locate Intruders and destroy them!" a mechanical voice said calmly over the intercom system.
"Oops…" S'rac shot everyone a sheepish look and flipped the switch again but the lights kept on going and the voice kept repeating the message.
"This one!" J'dee said exasperatedly and flipped the red switch. Piccolo gasped as the electricity stopped flowing through him. "Trunks, Goten! You're the strongest! Here's that fight you wanted!" J'dee called out as some android looking things with guns stepped into the room.
"Oh boy! It's gonna be just like that game you have at your house Trunks!" Goten cried out gleefully as he powered up to Super Saiyan.
"Except it's real!" Trunks shot off a few blasts at the robots.
"Here's it!" Zar called and pulled a piece of small rope that was attached to the panel. The entire front of the cage lifted up. J'dee and S'rac went over and helped Piccolo up.
"You okay?" S'rac asked the Namek.
"Do I look okay?" Piccolo gave S'rac a look.
"Well… no… not really," S'rac quieted.
"Okay people! Let's make a quick getaway!" J'dee called out.
"No! We have to destroy this lab! It has information about me in it!" Piccolo argued.
"Where?"
"On the computer and… and…" Piccolo's eyes rolled up into the back of his head and he fainted. The lack of water and stress from the electric shocks had finally caught up with him.
"Ah shit!" J'dee cursed.
"We could get the chibis to use their ki to destroy everything!" S'rac suggested.
"Yeah, but they're too busy having fun! They would ignore us! I mean, just look at the little guys!" J'dee pointed at the chibis who were currently playing volleyball with a robot's head while blasting the others who entered the room.
"I guess you're right…" S'rac sighed, "But what are we supposed to do?"
Rogue zipped through a small space between two cars, turned sharply and slid into a spot. She hit the brakes just in time to stop them from rolling over into a duck pond. She did all this and more to the screams of Mirai Trunks. He had his feet braced on the dashboard, his eyes covered with his hands and was screaming like a banshee in heat.
Rogue unbuckled her seat. She poked Mirai, "Yo, you coming?"
"KAMI! NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, EVER DO THAT AGAIN!" Mirai howled, unbuckling his seat belt and getting out of the car. He held his stomach for a few moments.
"C'mon! Find Piccolo's ki so we can get out of here! I have some torturing to do!" Rogue tapped her foot impatiently.
Mirai Trunks closed his eyes. After a few moments, he opened them again. "I can't find Piccolo! But I can find the chibis! They're all in one area and Trunks and Goten are in Super Saiyan form!"
"That means there's a fight going on! Lead the way, future boy! We don't want to miss the action, now do we?" Rogue prodded Mirai to get him moving.
"Okay, okay!" Mirai led Rogue to a door labeled "Staff Only" and they went through it.
"I always wanted to go back here…" Rogue mumbled to herself as they descended into the belly of the beast.
I was lying on the couch, staring at the ceiling while I waited for Rogue to return. Bana was watching the Vegeta Special with a dazed look and a small bit of drool slipping out of the corner of her mouth. "Ummm… Bana?"
"Huh?" she blinked and looked at me. Then she remembered about the Special and quickly shooting me a dirty look for making her miss a few moments, she turned back to watch it. "What?"
"You're drooling."
"I am?" she wiped off the drool. "I am! Well, who wouldn't drool at that sexy, spandex-wearing Saiyan?"
"I dunno… It'd sure be hard…" I watched the Vegeta Special for a few moments but it wasn't at a good part. "Know what?"
"What?"
"I have decided that Gohan ripped his suit idea and all of his poses off the Power Rangers."
"They do have a strange resemblance…"
"I've also figured out that Superman is just an odd Saiyan with an allergy to green rocks! Those people who think he's from Krypton are just complete bakas!"
"He can manipulate his ki weirdly though…"
"Yeah, well… he's just special."
"You have a lot of spare time on your hands, don't you?"
It was at that time that Kakarot came out of the hallway with Angel on his arm and a very satisfied look on his face.
"Got your 'needs' taken care of already?" I asked, giving my sister a disgusted look. She was pretty nice, a bit of an airhead and always willing to go to bed with a guy, but other then that she was great. At least she was better then Alice the Bitch.
"Yeah! You only took fifteen minutes going about it! Sure you took long enough?" Bana growled, obviously still pissed that Vegeta had turned her, and the rest of us, down.
"Well, I've been promised more tonight so I'm all set." Kakarot grinned, but it wasn't his customary Son Grin. It was more sinister… more evil… more Saiyan-like…
"Isn't my Goku adorable?" Angel asked, planting a kiss on Kakarot's face. Bana made a gagging sound.
"No, no, no. Call me Kakarot, love." Kakarot smirked as he walked off with my sister.
"Okay… did I just hear what I think I heard, or do I need to go see a physiatrist?" Bana asked me, her face pale.
"If you're going, take me with you," I said, staring at the door where Kakarot had exited the room. What was wrong with him?
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Jeril: Will J'dee, S'rac, Piccolo and the chibis be able to make it out alive? Yes! But how? Will Rogue and Mirai help them? How will they destroy the stuff on Piccolo? Will they notice the pics of the Namek naked? What's wrong with Kakarot? Could the Saiyan in him be making a comeback? Or is sex just twisting his mind? Oh, and those ideas about the similarity between the Power Rangers, Superman and DBZ are my ideas! Don't take them or I'll sic my cat on you! *Jeril's cat hisses*
People… I've come to a decision that many of you will not like. Since school's started, updates will slow down. The average will now prolly be once a week. I'm really, really soory about this.
Kakarot: *stares at Jeril* How could you do this to me?
Vegeta: And me?
Kakarot: And the reviewers!
Vegeta: Who cares about them?
Jeril: Hey! I care about them! 'Sides! It's not my fault! It's the government's! They make me go to school! Damn them! Damn them all to hell! *light bulb goes off over Jeril's head* Veggie, you could kill them all for me!
Vegeta: I think not.
Jeril: Why not?
Vegeta: Because they make you unhappy and I like that.
Jeril: Bastard… -_-
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