(A/N: It gets a little hentai in this chap. If you don't like that kind of humor, you need to seek therapy. (And also skip the sections with Mike in it))

"Bana! Get him!" I screamed as Vegeta launched himself at Kakarot.

"What? You want me to touch him?" Bana asked incredulously.

"No! Get him with the kami-damned frying pan!" I yelled as Kakarot dropped my sister and turned to fight Vegeta. I figured that since Kakarot had started acting weird when Bana hit him with her frying pan, he would start acting normal again when she attacked him again.

"So I won't have to touch him?" Bana confirmed as she raised her frying pan, "This is Kakarot you know, even if his old self's back."

"JUST CLOBBER THE BASTARD ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!" I howled.

Bana rolled her eyes and began to creep up on the unsuspecting Saiyan, "Okay, okay! Kami, Bo! You are sooooo uptight! You should calm down!" Bana spat out the last word as she brought the frying pan down extremely hard on Kakarot's head.

Vegeta watched his rival crumple to the floor, dazed and dizzy. "That was a nice hit for a human," the Saiyan no Ouji conceded.

"So you admit you like me?" Bana asked with a cheeky grin, hefting her frying pan.

"No. I do not have an interest in frying pan welding demon harpies." Vegeta answered.

"Why you-" Bana began, shaking the frying pan threateningly at the Ouji.

"Watch out! He's getting back up!" Rogue shouted, pointing at Kakarot. Bana whirled around and administered another blow to his head.

"Take that! And that! And this!" Bana went all out on the hapless Saiyan, smashing his face with the frying pan until he bled.

"YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT, HUMAN IKEIKE!" Kakarot roared, wiping blood off his face.

"Still not normal yet…" Rogue muttered, a whip appearing from nowhere into her hand. She stared at it for a moment and then grinned. She whipped it close to Kakarot's ear, making him jump from the snapping sound. "Down on your knees, worm!" she growled. Kakarot paled.

"Down monkey!" Bana snarled, hitting Kakarot again when he didn't do as Rogue commanded.

"No, Chichi! Please, Kami no! Noooooooooooo!" Kakarot whimpered, getting to his knees and covering his face protectively.

"Kakarot's back!" I announced happily.

"Damn… and I was just starting to have fun…" Bana complained, her frying pan disappearing.

"Who says we have to stop?" Rogue grinned.

"C'mon Rogue!" I said, "It's one thing when it's Krillin. Another when it's Kakarot."

"I don't see what the difference is…" Rogue answered dejectedly.

"Weren't you going to do something to that human involving some cables?" Vegeta reminded Rogue.

"Oh yeah! Thanks Veggie!" Rogue grinned, giving Vegeta a peck on the cheek before he could react. She ran down the porch steps joyously and picked up the jumpstart cables. Humming to herself, she hooked them up to my car's engine and then Krillin's feet.

While Rogue occupied herself with fixing up the equipment for the next session of Krillin's torture, S'rac and J'dee were introduced to the group. "Whose your favorite character?" I asked the two of them.

"Goku," S'rac answered.

"Yamcha," J'dee answered.

"What?" Bana growled, directing a glare at S'rac. "You're a fan of that… that… third-class baka?"

"Yeah. He's the coolest Saiyan on the show." S'rac made the mistake of answering. A low, primal growl started rumbling from Bana. I looked at her and backed away a few feet. She was starting to scare me.

"What's wrong with being a Goku fan?" S'rac asked. "By the way, is he going to be okay?" he looked at Kakarot, who was trying to clean up all the blood off his face and see if any of his teeth were broken. "He took quite a beating."

"Who cares?" I asked with a shrug.

"I do!" he answered.

"Then you drag out the first-aid kit and help him!" Bana said.

"Where is it?" S'rac asked.

"Ummm…" I scratched my head and shrugged again. "I dunno. Find Mike and ask him. He should know where that kind of stuff is kept."

"Where is Mike anyway?" Bana asked, looking around.

Mike chuckled evilly to himself as he hit the download button again. He surfed around Kazaa™ looking for one thing, and one thing only: Bus Bang. He found another few that he liked and downloaded them too.

A voice from behind him made him jump. "Hey, are you Mike?"

Mike quickly minimized the Kazaa window and turned around. There was a guy he didn't know standing in the doorway of Bouke's room. "Yeah, that's me."

"The girl who lives here, I think her name is Bouke, told me you would know where a first-aid kit is."

"Ah, what happened?" Mike asked as he stood.

"Goku reverted to Kakarot and they had to almost smash his brains out with a frying pan to bring him back."

"Whoa… too bad I missed it." Mike answered as he walked out of the room to the bathroom. He opened the cabinet under the sink and grabbed the med-kit out of it. He handed it to the other guy. "What's your name anyway?"

"S'rac. Thanks!" S'rac jogged off to go patch up Goku.

"Ja!" Mike watched S'rac go down the hallway and toward the front door. Mike shut the door to Bouke's room and returned to his computer with a sick smile on his face. He checked on the progress of the downloads, watched a good episode, and then looked at the time.

It's so early! But yet I'm so tired… he thought to himself. He glanced over at Bouke's bed, thought for a moment then decided that it was okay. He pulled off his shoes and plopped down on the bed. Mike stretched out luxuriously. Kami… he thought, taking a deep breath. She smells soooooo good…

"C'mon Goten! Cheer up!" Zar said, trying to get his friend to smile.

"Yeah Goten! You're tousan was just too busy!" Chibi Trunks added in, trying to help.

"But he's never too busy for me! And he doesn't act mean! My tousan's been purposed!" Goten wailed.

"Is that even a word?" Zar asked, smacking his lips from the spicy treat.

"I dunno…" Trunks' brow wrinkled.

"You know! He's been taken over by a demon or something!" Goten explained.

"Ohhhhh! You mean possessed!" Zar said, finally understanding.

"Yeah! That's what I said!" Goten said exasperatedly, forgetting temporarily about his crazed tousan.

"Suuuuuuuuuuure… anyway! I wanna go down and play on reishi's computer!" Zar said, jumping up and throwing away the now-empty salsa bowl.

"All right!" Trunks jumped up also, throwing his bag of chips at the wall. The chips spilt everywhere. The excited chibis didn't even noticed.

"Awesome!" Goten chimed in, bouncing up to stand on the bunch of bananas.

"Let's gooooooooo!" the chibis howled, running over to the hatch, ripping it open and diving through. The still attic was left a disaster area.

"What's she gonna to him?" J'dee asked me as we watched Rogue inspect Krillin's bond.

"I dunno…" I shrugged.

"It looks painful…" J'dee said.

"So?" Bana asked, earning herself a blank stare.

S'rac was giving Kakarot a sedative while Mirai Trunks held him down. Vicky giggled as she watched S'rac grab the Saiyan's wildly failing arm and stick the needle in. "So that supposed to help stop the bleeding, aid the healing and make him calmer?" I asked.

"Yeah," S'rac grunted in a strained voice, "I hope…" he muttered under his breath.

"I heard that!" Mirai Trunks said sharply as they watched Kakarot go limp.

"Well… at least he calmed down…" S'rac commented.

"But is he gonna be okay?"

"I think…" they watched Kakarot stare at the ceiling with a glazed look to his eyes.

"Yeah… he'll be just fine." Mirai agreed and the two turned and went over to the side of the porch to watch Rogue.

(A/N: Now I don't know if you can actually do this, but for the sake of humor, just believe for a few minutes that this is possible. And if you actually can do this, kids, please don't try this at home)

"Now check this out people!" Rogue called out from the driver's seat of my car. She twisted the key and revved the engine. Krillin suddenly started twitching and flopping around, jerking against his bonds. His eyes were huge and rolled around in their sockets and sweat poured off his body like water from a leaky faucet.

"What's happening to him?" I asked curiously as Rogue revved the engine some more, making Krillin shoot from the ground, little sparks dancing over his skin. She laughed insanely and Vegeta lifted an eyebrow.

"I don't know actually but whatever she's doing, it's gotta be painful from the way he's flipping out." Bana added. Krillin's head was lolling around and he was screaming with pain through his gag.

"Is that girl okay?" Vegeta asked.

"She sure doesn't look like it…" Mirai answered.

Suddenly, Krillin gave one last shudder and then lay still, his eyes completely rolled back so that only the whites were showing. Rogue stopped laughing and looked at him, studying his condition. "Awh, damn! He stopped moving!" she growled, turning off the car and getting out of it to stand besides him.

"Oh my Kami…" I said as I realized what had happened.

"Is he…" J'dee choked.

"Yeah! Cue ball's dead!" Bana yelled with glee.

Zar opened the door quietly and peeked in. He saw Mike stretched out on the bed and the computer on. He giggled and gestured for Goten and Trunks to follow him. The chibis invaded the room, making sure to stay quiet lest Mike wake up.

"Let's see what's happening…" Zar muttered to himself as he climbed into the computer chair and maximized the Kazaa™ window. Goten and Trunks picked up a hackie sack and began throwing it around with muffled giggles and snickers.

They all jumped when Mike moaned and, muttering, clutched a pillow close. Zar gestured the other chibis to silence and then cupped an ear and listened to what Mike was muttering.

"Bo…" he groaned, snuggling closer to the pillow, "Kami, you smell wonderful…"

All the chibis burst into a fit of shits and giggles. They rolled around on the floor, clutching their stomachs and trying desperately to keep the noise down. When Mike moaned Bo's name again that set the chibis off once more.

Trunks noticed a camera sitting on the desk. He grabbed it and floated up a little so he could get the perfect picture of Mike and the pillow. He caught the image on camera right when Mike's mouth was forming an "o" as he whispered Bo's name again.

Zar got back into the computer chair and looked at the download section. He noticed one of them was completed. "Hey guys! A movie!" he called out. Goten and Trunks floated over to hover around his shoulders as he started up the movie.

"Whoa!" Zar squeaked as the woman in the video started removing her shirt. "Goten! Cover your eyes!" he barked.

"Gah!" Trunks slapped his hands over Goten's eyes as the movie progressed.

"Whoa… this is awesome!" Zar exclaimed with a hentai grin.

"These are like the movies my tousan watches when my kaasan's not home." Trunks commented as he watched the video closely.

"Kami, she's hot!"

"Hell yeah!" Trunks shouted, forgetting about Mike sleeping on the bed.

"Whaaaaa…" Mike opened his eyes and blinked a little. "Huh? Where'd she go?" he mumbled and then noticed the pillow in his arms. He looked dejected. "Damn… it was only a dream…" he noticed Zar and Trunks glued to the monitor of the computer while Goten floated in the air, covering his eyes.

"WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?" Mike screamed.

"Huh? Oh! This movie's awesome!" Zar grinned.

"It's the best movie I've ever seen!" Trunks agreed.

"Lemme see!" Goten whined and took his hands from his eyes. He stared at the monitor for a moment and then open his mouth. "Wowwwww…"

"If you guys like that one, check this out!" Mike smirked, taking the mouse from Zar and opening up another movie. The chibis stared at the monitor and made 'oooo's and 'ahhhh's at the appropriate moments. Mike shook his head as he watched the chibis and, with a grin, thought, I'm pretty sure that the corruption of innocent chibis counts as a one-way ticket to Hell. Kami forgive me for I have sinned.

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Jeril: You know what I've realized? This story is pretty much a self-insertion, isn't it? Hmmmm… Mike's such an evil person! Corrupting young children! Tsk, tsk! Well, hehehe, actually corrupting young children is really fun. To see their faces when you tell them how they were created! Gah! I can't believe I mentioned Bus Bang! *hides face in shame* I wish I didn't even know what it was! I had the unfortunate experience of seeing it over at a guy friend's house. -_- Nasty stuff… Damn all men… turning on that kind of shit when a girl is present… bleh…

Kakarot: What is it?

Jeril: Believe me Kakarot. You don't want to know.

Vegeta: Interesting, aren't they ikeike?

Jeril: Not interesting but odd and deranged… very o- *stares at Vegeta* You watch them?

Vegeta: No! *looks away* I don't watch sick human porno!

Jeril: So I was right! *grins*

Kakarot: You watch porno Vegeta?

Vegeta: NO, I DON'T!

Jeril: And I bet you beat off when Bulma's out at work, ne?

Vegeta: THE SAIYAN NO OUJI DOES NOT, AS YOU PUT IT, "BEAT OFF"!! *rethinks what Jeril said* Oh no! Shut up girl before the onna hears you! *covers Jeril's mouth and looks around frantically*

Shrill voice from the distance: VEEEEEEGEEEEEETAAAAA!?!?! WHAT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT YOU?

Vegeta: Oh shit… *hides behind a reviewer*

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