"Open the door for me, will you?" Mirai asked J'dee as he held the wounded Krillin in his arms.

"Sure." J'dee stepped forward and opened the door then ushered the Saiyan from the future in. She followed along with S'rac. Mirai paused after he laid Krillin on the bed, finally noticing that Mike and the chibis were in the room.

"Mike, what are you…" S'rac's face went blank as he saw what was on the computer monitor.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SHOWING THEM?" Mirai roared, his face heating up.

"Awh, look at him!" J'dee grinned. "He's blushing! How kawaii!"

"Eh heh heh!" Mike chuckled nervously. He quickly turned off the monitor but betraying noises continued from the speakers. "Nothing! Nothing at all!" he said quickly as he turned off the speakers.

"Sure, sure! We believe you!" S'rac growled, giving Mike a contemptuous look.

"How could you show them that… that… that porn?" Mirai asked.

"Like you haven't ever watched any!" Mike defended himself. Mirai Trunks' face grew even redder and he deigned not to answer.

"Easily! He just double-clicked on it and wow! I never knew computers could be so cool!" Goten exclaimed with a grin.

Mike grimaced and growled, "Shut up gaki! You're not helping!"

"Hey! What happened to Krillin?" Chibi Trunks asked, effectively changing the subject.

"He got shocked by Rogue," Mirai answered and everyone turned to look at the injured human fighter.

"Ouch!"

"Yeah! That's an understatement!" S'rac nodded.

"Is he gonna be okay?" Goten asked worriedly.

"I don't know…" J'dee checked his pulse. "I just don't know…"

"If only we had a senzu bean!" S'rac lamented.

"Wait a second…" Chibi Trunks' eyes lit up. "Be right back!" he dashed out of the room.

"What's that about?" Mirai asked.

Realization dawned upon Goten and Chibi Trunks returned, clutching a small, gray bean in his fist. "We do have a senzu bean!"

"Hurry and give it to him!" S'rac exclaimed, shoving the chibi towards the prone fighter. Chibi Trunks nodded solemnly and, as Mirai lifted Krillin's head to get him at a better angle, gave the human the bean.

"C'mon Krillin! You gotta live!" Goten sniffled.

The human coughed a few times and his eyes came into focus. He groaned and everyone broke out in grins.

"He's alive!" Chibi Trunks whooped and jumped into the air.

As everyone celebrated, S'rac looked around and his grin faded. "Hey… Where'd Mike go?"

"Huh?" J'dee looked around also. "He must've snuck out while everyone's attention was on Krillin."

"And Zar went with him!" Goten noticed.

"Let's just hope that those two don't plan anything…" S'rac muttered, fearing the worst.

"Hey, Rogue?" I said as I walked back out onto the porch.

"Yeah?" she looked up from where she was poking Kakarot with a stick. He would lie there for a few moments after she had poked him, then lift up his head weakly and look around, as if he had just noticed he had been touched.

"The scientist guy…"

"Yeah? What about him?"

"He's not dead."

"He's not? But how could he survive that blast?" Rogue asked, disappointment ringing in her voice.

"I dunno. We saw him on the television. He was babbling on like the world was gonna end so a medic shot him with some painkiller, prolly morphine and that shut him-"

"Morphine! That's what is!" Rogue snapped her fingers.

"What?" my brow wrinkled in confusion.

"That stuff S'rac gave Kakarot and then I gave Piccolo! That was morphine! No wonder they're acting like complete zombies!"

I eyed the two fighters, "They looked like they couldn't fight even if their lives we at stake."

"They probably couldn't. Morphine affects people differently. It seems that they're the type who get decreased physical activity. It's also probably affecting them differently then it would us as they're not of our species. Saiyans are close but Nameks…" Rogue let out a deep breath and shook her head. "Only Kami knows how it's gonna effect him!" she jerked a thumb at Piccolo who was hovering a few inches off the swinging couch and staring at nothing with wide eyes.

"Whoa… he's taking it not too well." I stared at the Namek as a bead of sweat rolled down the side of his face. It was followed by another, and then another, and another. Soon, his entire face was slick with wetness and he was gasping for breath, his eyes growing bloodshot. "Do you think he'll be all right?" I asked Rogue, eyeing the Namek with more then a little worry. I didn't know that the same question was being asked at the same moment in another room.

"Ummm… I have no idea…" she prodded Kakarot once more with the stick. This time, he jumped to his feet and looked around wildly. "Hey! Kakarot? You okay?"

"Whaaaaa…" he looked at us with unfocused eyes and then screamed shrilly.

"What's the matter Kakarot?" I asked, grabbing his arm.

"LEGGO O' ME!" he screamed and ripped his arm out of my hand which sent me flying across the porch and into the yard. "PENGUINS!" he screamed. "THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!"

I sat up and stared at the tripping Saiyan. "Wow… that stuff messes with Saiyans pretty bad…" I mumbled as I watched Kakarot rub his arms and stare around with a crazed look, muttering to himself about penguins, geckos and mad cows.

"Calm the fuck down, Kakarot!" Rogue snapped at Kakarot, summoning her whip out of the air once again.

"You're in league with them, aren't you?" he asked, his voice getting low and his eyes looking more and more like someone who was entrenched in a conspiracy theory of their own making.

"Ummm… no…" Rogue looked a little confused for a moment then she grinned mischievously. "I'm in league with the Forces of Evil, AKA, the W.W.W.S.O.T.A.!"

"Nani?" Kakarot and I said at the same time in the same confused tone.

"Women Wielding Weapons Summoned Out of Thin Air! Now down on your knees!" Rogue cracked the whip and laughed maniacally.

"Oh Kami…" I sweatdropped as I watched Rogue make Kakarot do tricks. I shook my head and then paused. "Wait a damn second… I… I… I SWEATDROPPED!" I jumped to my feet. "MIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE!!!!" I took off running for the back entrance of the house.

Angel shook her head as she picked up her bags in the entryway. She moved out of the way as the flame-haired man walked by. She admired his perfectly formed ass for a few moments then turned to leave the house. Things were just getting a little too strange around her old home. She thought she had found the perfect guy in that Kakarot fellow but then he had gone all psychotic on everyone. Amidst the chaos and turmoil of his fight with the others, Angel had slipped away quietly to collect her things and leave.

"Angel!" Alice bounced into the room. "Leaving so soon?"

"Yeah… it's getting way to wacked around here." Angel hefted her bag.

"You still want that Kakarot guy?"

"Yeah! He's one sexy hunk" she sighed. "But I don't think I could get him…"

"Never fear! I have a plan that will get both of us our men!" Angel's eyes lit up with interest and she put down her bags and listened to her sister as Alice began to outline her grand master scheme.

Little did the twins know that Bana was lying on the couch, listening to every word they spoke. Bana listened with a solemn look on her face. She was not pleased with Bo's relatives. No one but Dragonball Z fans were allowed to pursue a character from the show. It just wasn't right.

After a few moments, the Vegeta fan rolled off the couch silently and then snuck to the back door. She was going to find help from Rogue. The twins must be eliminated.

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Jeril: *walks in wearing a shirt that reads 'Get High' on the front* Now people. I am completely and utterly serious and sincere in this announcement. *clears throat* In no way whatsoever does this fic promote drug or alcohol abuse. All references to such materials is made for humor purposes only. Thank you for your time. *turns around and walks away, the back of the shirt reading 'Go Rock Climbing'*

I have only one thing to say to The curses: This is my fic and I can do whatever I damn well please. So either don't read it, or don't get on my ass about it.

Arigato to TypoNumber5 who I *cough* borrowed *cough* the W.W.W.S.O.T.A. idea from! I hope you don't mind!!!

Gomen that it took me so long to get this chap out. I was able to steal the network card back from my tousan but then the Internet crashed. Grrrrrrs… Life isn't fair! Wow… I've been working on this fic for forever… *sits and stares at the comp for a few moments* I'll be sad to see it go and that should be soon… *sniffles, wipes a tear from her eye* Only ten or so more chaps left… *sniff* Well… who here is actually gonna be glad that it's gonna end?

Vegeta: I will!

Jeril: What? That's so mean of… *notices it's Vegeta* Veggie-chan! *glomps the Saiyan* I've missed you! What happened with Bulma?

Vegeta: I was able to convince her a certain human female *glares Jeril who is latched onto his waist* was lying.

Jeril: Ah c'mon Veggie! Why don't you dump that bitch and run away with me? You know you want to!

Vegeta: *stares at Jeril for a few moments then bursts out laughing* Run away… with you? *gasps for breath* Too funny!

Jeril: *sniffles and bursts into tears* You're so mean!!

Vegeta: *growls loudly* Stop staining my spandex!

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