"Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike!" I kept calling out his name as I breezed through the house.  I searched high and low for my old friend. In the garage, in the kitchen where Alice and Angel were hunkered over some plan of some sort, in the living room, in my room, I even looked in Vegeta's bedroom! Luckily, Vegeta was in the bathroom so he did not catch me rifling through his underwear drawers. Hey! Mike could fit in one of those drawers! I swear!

Finally, I found the missing man in the attic with my chibi brother. "What's wrong?" Mike asked, a worried expression on his face. "I heard you yelling. What's the matter?" he moved over to be closer to me.

Ah, how kawaii! He's worried about me! I thought but then exclaimed, "I sweatdropped!"

"What? You seriously sweatdropped? Anime-style?" Mike questioned.

"Yeah! A big sweatdrop just rolled down the side of my head!"

"Cool!" Zar exclaimed.

"This is messed up Mike! First, Rogue and Bana begin to pull objects out of thin air and now I can sweatdrop!"

Mike thought for a moment. "I think the anime characters must be affecting our reality… Like… warping it somehow…"

"Awesome! We'll soon be living an anime!" Zar crowed.

"Yes!" I pumped my fist in the air, "Spiffy!"

"I don't know for sure though… I'll have to do a few tests to be positive…"

"Like what?" I asked.

"Uh… I dunno really…" Mike shrugged.

"What're you guys doing up here anyway?"

"Nothing really. Just chilling."

"Oh, okay… well, I'm going. Ja!" I jumped down to the laundry room and danced around. "I'm gonna be an anime character! This is awesome! I'm sooooo happy!"

"What?" Rogue was surprised. "Those sissy twins have the guts to make a plan to capture Mirai and Kakarot then make off with them?"

Bana nodded grimly. "Yep. Those damn bakas are going after the Saiyan males."

"They don't deserve them!" Rogue growled.

"Yeah, they don't know anything about the series! It's blasphemy!" Bana snarled.

"We'll have to teach them a lesson…" Rogue cracked her whip. Beside her, curled in a ball on the porch, Kakarot began to shiver uncontrollably. Piccolo on the other hand, was stretched out on the swinging couch, sweating and drooling, his eyes rolling around in his head.

"How much longer are they going to be out like that?" Bana asked, studying the two anime characters warily.

"Who knows? Morphine usually lasts 4-5 hours on a human so it may go that long for Kakarot, maybe longer or shorter but I dunno about the Namek. He may be out of it for days…"

"That might end up becoming a problem…" Bana mused.

"Yes, but let's deal with the bigger problem! These brunette whores who think they can take Kakarot and Mirai instead of the fans who deserve them and have written hundreds of fanfics about them!"

"Let's just save Mirai and let them have Kakarot."

Rogue chewed on her lip.

"Would it be all that bad?"

Rogue thought for a moment.

"Think! Vegeta would be the strongest Saiyan on Earth!"

"What about Gohan?"

"Oh yes. Kakarot's first brat… I forgot about him."

"Well, we should save Kakarot too. I don't think Vegeta would be too happy with us. He'd loose his sparring partner and think of all the mad Kakarot fans that would hunt us down and kill us." Rogue shuddered at the thought.

"Yeah, knowing their sick, twisted minds they'd probably prolong our death too."

"Yes. Kakarot fans are crazy, sick psychopaths. All of them."

"So we're taking the two bitches out?" Bana's frying pan appeared in her hand.

Rogue grinned and cracked her whip. "Yup. What else could we do?"

Bana turned her head to look at the now glazed eyed Kakarot. A devilish grin spread across her face. She turned to look back at Rogue. Rogue was also grinning evilly. Bana chuckled. "You thinking what I'm thinking?"

"Absolutely. I'll get the rope."

"And I'll get the duct tape."

"And that's the plan!" Alice finished up.

"So we tempt Kakarot out to the car with whipped cream, knock him out, and tie him up. Then, we hunt down that Trunks guy, overpower him, knock him out, drag him out to the car, tie him up and make our getaway?" Angel summarized. (A/N: Overpower him? *snicker* Ain't they stupid? *sigh* What a simple and so… idiotic a plan)

"Exactly!"

"Let's get going!" they turned and walked out of the kitchen and into the living room. There, they saw Kakarot lying on the couch with no one around.

"Kakarot!" Angel squealed and pounced on 'her' man. She began covering his face with kisses. Luckily for her, he was tied up or else he probably would have killed her, claiming she had gone over to 'the Dark Side' and was in league with 'the Birds spawned of Evil Incarnate'.

Behind Alice, Rogue slipped out of the shadows and, with an expert flick, wrapped her whip around the girl's ankles, effectively hobbling her. She gave a sharp tug to bring the girl crashing to the ground.

Bana snuck up behind Angel with her frying pan at the ready. All she needed to do was bring it smashing down on the brunette's delicate head to send Angel flying into the land of unconsciousness. And she did so with an evil grin.

"That was remarkably easy…" Rogue said disappointedly, glaring at Alice.

"I thought they'd put up a better fight…" Bana agreed.

"Well, they are just mere humans after all," Vegeta added as he walked into the room, "but, you two did well for humans with such weak kis."

"Arigato Veggie!" Bana grinned.

"Yeah, thanks!" Rogue smirked, eyeing the Saiyan no Ouji in his spandex.

Muffled cries came from Kakarot as he struggled to shove Angel off. He seemed to have forgotten that he could break the rope easily. Rogue sighed and took out a knife. Kakarot's eye bulged out of his head, his cries became even more strangled, and more like screams. "Relax Kakarot. I'm not gonna hurt you. Thought if you're head continues to jerk around like that, the blade might accidentally slip."

Kakarot lay still as Rogue cut his bonds. Then, once he was free, he shoved Angel off and stood up, rubbing his arms were the rope had cut into his skin. "Thanks Rogue!" Kakarot grinned.

"Wait… Kakarot, are you back to normal?" Bana asked suspiciously.

"What? Back to normal? Have I ever not been?" Kakarot put a hand behind his head and laughed.

"Damn it…" Rogue growled.

"Hey Vegeta!" Kakarot grinned, "Where is everyone?"

"Taking care of your bald friend," Vegeta replied.

"What happened to him?"

"He had a bad run-in with a car battery," Bana explained. Rogue smiled at the memory.

"Oh man. Is he gonna be okay?" Kakarot's question was greeted with a few moments of silence.

"Do we look like we care Kakarot?" Vegeta asked.

"Ummm… well, I assumed…"

"Last I heard, he was dead," Rogue said with a smirk.

"WHAT? DEAD?" Kakarot screamed. "WHOEVER KILLED HIM IS GOING TO PAY! DEARLY! I'LL DUNK 'EM IN HOT TAR AND THEN I'LL RIP THEIR HEAD OFF AFTER I RIP OFF THEIR ARMS AND LEGS!"

"Shit…"

"He's not dead!" Bana spoke up.

"Okay, good." Kakarot took a deep breath.

"Just severely injured," she added.

"Who. Hurt. Him?" Kakarot growled.

"Ummm… I don't really remember at the moment…"

"Who?"

"Mike!" Rogue said.

Kakarot nodded and closed his eyes to search out the teenager's ki. Then he set off with purposeful steps to find, and punish, the person who had, supposedly, hurt his friend.

Vegeta, Bana and Rogue burst into a fit of laughs after Kakarot was out of earshot.

Vegeta slapped Rogue on the back. "You should've been born a Saiyan, girl. You would have made a good one."

A loud scream echoed through the house. This set the three to laughing even more.

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Jeril: Ossu everyone! How are all of you? I finally got a chap out! Aren't I proud?

Vegeta: *sighs* Just shut up onna and leave already. It was a lot quieter and more peaceful without you here.

Kakarot: Noooo! Don't leave Jeril! It's boring without you!

Jeril: I am happy to announce that I have no plans to go anywhere for a very long time! Yup! No trips, no nothing and I am going to update my fic (hopefully) every week from now on! Gomen nasai if the humor in this chap wasn't all that good. I'm trying to get back into the swing of writing this fic (due to my long absence I'm a little rusty) and so I might not be up to standard completely for the next chap or two. One again, gomen domo all.

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