I made my way through the house, looking for a group of people who I had noted was missing. I came across them all in my room. "How be you Krillin, old chap?" I asked the hairless monk as I entered my room.
"Better, no thanks to that Rogue demon," he growled and returned to the Monopoly(tm) game he was playing with the two demi-Saiyan chibis.
"She just got a little carried away..."
"A little?" S'rac quirked an eyebrow at me from where he stood behind Mirai, "If that was just a little carried away, remind me not to be around when she goes all out."
"Mirai, what you doing?" I said as I watched the son of a famed computer genius rifle through the files on my computer.
"Just deleting some things that Mike downloaded..." Mirai answered back in a distracted tone.
"What kinda things?"
"Bad things," S'rac replied with a disgusted look.
"Ohhhhh..." I understood. I decided I really did not want to see the details of those files.
"He was showing them to the chibis."
"What?!" I exclaimed.
"Yup. I can't believe it myself."
I sighed, "Males are so sick..."
"Ouch. That hurt." S'rac made a sad face.
"Well, I guess you aren't. You're just an exception. Most guys are sick."
"I can agree with that."
"Are you gay or something?"
S'rac face-faulted. "Say what?!" He sweatdropped.
I laughed, "Just messing with ya, just messing." S'rac made a face back at me that was remarkably close to the -_- face that was used on the computer.
"Awh, I didn't mean it S'rac. No, really I didn't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeease forgive me, almighty S'rac!" I cried out as I fell to my knees. I crawled to his feet and started petting them. "Good master, nice master... my precious..." I continued my muttering in a lower tone but continued to pet his feet.
When I snuck a peek at S'rac's face this time it looked like the O.o face from the computer. "Umm... I think that's enough of that." He shook his foot to try to get me to let go but I just held on tightly.
"Bouke. Stop molesting his poor feet," J'dee remarked from where she was sitting on the sidelines and flipping through my collection of anime pics.
"Awh, you people are no fun," I pouted and let go of my 'precious' but not before giving them one last pat. S'rac made sure to back well away from me as I got to my feet. I winked at him, "You know you liked it."
"Um... no..." S'rac busied himself with turning his attention back to the files Mirai was deleting but, to his surprise, the Trunks from the future had collapsed on the keyboard and was laughing uncontrollably.
"It's not funny!" S'rac cried out.
"That's what you think!" Mirai gasped out and then continued to laugh.
I chuckled a little myself and earned a glare from S'rac. I sighed. "I guess I'll leave then..." I turned to go and saw Vegeta standing in the door. "What do you want Veggie?" I asked, grinning.
The first thing the three travelers noticed was the horrendous heat. It hit them in a crashing wave and they all started to sweat. "Ew... nasty climate," Bana shuddered.
"I dunno," Goku looked around, "I kinda like it."
"Savannah looking place. Hey, look!" Rogue pointed at herd of herbivores, "There's some antelope over there at that watering hole. And where there's prey..." she looked around carefully.
"There's predators?" Bana asked.
"Yeah, usually."
"Like that one?" Bana pointed at a lion stalking toward them.
"Yeah. Like that one." Rogue stared at the beast.
"Is that thing dangerous?" Goku asked, sizing up the feline.
"To us, yeah. To you, no fucking way," Bana answered.
"I think he's kawaii!"
"You would Kakarot." Rogue shook her head.
"Here kitty, kitty, kitty!" Goku called, crouching down and holding out his hand. "Nice kitty, pretty kitty, sweet kitty..." he continued to call to the lion.
"Oh Kami..." Rogue held her face in one hand. "Why us?"
"Actually, he is pretty cute." Bana grinned.
"All right. I correct myself. Why me?" Rogue groaned, "That's not the way you call a lion!"
The lion crept closer to Goku. It seemed slightly confused by the fact that Goku did not run away but hey! Food was food and in savage Africa, this lion was not going to pass up the chance at a willing meal. The feline growled at the crouching Saiyan.
"Baka, baka, baka..." Rogue muttered.
"Awh, did you hear that? The poor thing's stomach growled! He must be awfully hungry!" Goku said sympathetically.
"Why don't you just let him gnaw on your hand?" Rogue commented sarcastically.
"But that would hurt..."
"That's the point, genius."
Goku put a hand behind his head and laughed, "Ah, Rogue! You're too funny!"
"Stupid freak..."
It was at this moment, that the lion chose to start its assault on the three 'helpless' beings. The beast leapt at Goku with a mighty roar and its gleaming teeth bared.
Unfazed, Goku stepped forward and brought a fist up in an uppercut to the underside of the lion's jaw. The beast fell to the ground with a thump and was still.
"That's gonna leave a mark..." Bana said, "Or else kill him."
"I didn't want to, but he started it..." Goku sighed.
"Kakarot, it's just a stupid lion. Don't feel bad."
"But I don't want to hurt anyone."
"Kakarot," Rogue growled, "don't try my patience..."
"What am I do-" Goku's question was cut off the sound of rustling in the tall grasses and then the appearance of a large group of natives. They were dressed only in loincloths and covered with colored mud that was painted on them in intricate swirling patterns. The group of hunters leveled their bows and spears at the intruders. "Whoa. Where'd they come from?" Goku blinked, his face showing his surprise.
I don't think we're in the position to ask questions," Rogue hissed as one of the tall Africans poked her with the spear he held. It might have been wooden, but it still was very sharp and uncomfortable when being stuck in the human gut.
One of the hunters prodded the lion carefully with his spear. When he saw that the beast was unconscious, he let loose a noise that betrayed his amazement and he began jabbering to his companions. The other hunters became excited at whatever their friend was telling them and they put their spears and bows down on the ground and threw themselves down in front of Rogue, Bana and Goku.
"What're they doing?" Goku asked as he listened to the natives mumbling a chant together.
"I do believe that they're worshipping us..." Rogue grinned impishly.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Bana asked as she rubbed her hands together.
"Abso-fucking-lutely!" Rogue chuckled, an evil glint in her eyes.
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Jeril: Hi hi all! ^_^ Ain't ya glad I got this out faster then the last one? :P Hehe... Anywho, I've got the last bit of this story all planned out. Just about 5 - 10 chaps left. I dunno for sure quite how many but-
Vegeta: Shut up. They don't want to hear about this story ending.
Jeril: You can't make me be silent!
Vegeta: Shut up.
Jeril: Never!
Vegeta: Shut up.
Jeril: No!
Kakarot: Shut up.
Jeril: Grrrrrrrrrrs... fine... stupid ass Saiyans...
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