Sora and the pot roast got a room at the hotel. They went upstairs, and
when they reached the hallway they saw a large woman with muscles on her
muscles. She was wearing a leather bikini in autumnal colors to signify
the dying of her race.
"I am Arwen der barbarian. I like to photocopy my bum," she said in a thick Austrian accent.
"RUN!" yelled the pot roast. They ran in fright to their room.
"What was that?!?" Sora exclaimed!
"Arwen der barbarian," replied the pot roast in a thick Austrian accent.
"Who??"
"Never mind, you wouldn't understand." All of a sudden they heard bubbly sounds from the next room and then Arwen der barbarian began to sing the bath song.
A few hours later......
"I wonder if Bill the Pony was thrown here too?" wondered PR. "Maybe we should look for him. Maybe he found Riku and Kairi. I can't wait to meet them!"
"How do you know about Riku and Kairi?" Sora asked.
"Remember, I'm a pot roast, I just know things. Anyway, we can use this hotel room as a base camp."
"For what?"
"For finding Bill, Riku and Kairi of course! Non-pot roasts are so stupid!" Sora and PR left the hotel and on the street they see three hobbits fleeing as if heartless were after them. They were dragging another hobbit who was trying to get loose and yelling "come on! Let me go!"
"No Pippin! That would be perilous!" they yelled back. Two seconds later a woman came running after the hobbits.
"Don't you want some mushrooms?" she was yelling at them.
"I like mushrooms," Sora said.
"Really?" asked the woman.
"RUN!" yelled PR. They ran as fast as they could to an alleyway.
"Why are we running, PR?" asked Sora.
"That was Mrs. Maggot. It's perilous to even be seen by her."
"Why"
"You wouldn't understand, you're not a pot roast."
Chapter 3 might take a while to post. We'll try to get it written as soon as we can though.
"I am Arwen der barbarian. I like to photocopy my bum," she said in a thick Austrian accent.
"RUN!" yelled the pot roast. They ran in fright to their room.
"What was that?!?" Sora exclaimed!
"Arwen der barbarian," replied the pot roast in a thick Austrian accent.
"Who??"
"Never mind, you wouldn't understand." All of a sudden they heard bubbly sounds from the next room and then Arwen der barbarian began to sing the bath song.
A few hours later......
"I wonder if Bill the Pony was thrown here too?" wondered PR. "Maybe we should look for him. Maybe he found Riku and Kairi. I can't wait to meet them!"
"How do you know about Riku and Kairi?" Sora asked.
"Remember, I'm a pot roast, I just know things. Anyway, we can use this hotel room as a base camp."
"For what?"
"For finding Bill, Riku and Kairi of course! Non-pot roasts are so stupid!" Sora and PR left the hotel and on the street they see three hobbits fleeing as if heartless were after them. They were dragging another hobbit who was trying to get loose and yelling "come on! Let me go!"
"No Pippin! That would be perilous!" they yelled back. Two seconds later a woman came running after the hobbits.
"Don't you want some mushrooms?" she was yelling at them.
"I like mushrooms," Sora said.
"Really?" asked the woman.
"RUN!" yelled PR. They ran as fast as they could to an alleyway.
"Why are we running, PR?" asked Sora.
"That was Mrs. Maggot. It's perilous to even be seen by her."
"Why"
"You wouldn't understand, you're not a pot roast."
Chapter 3 might take a while to post. We'll try to get it written as soon as we can though.
