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*phew* Lotsa reviewers to thank.....but you guys should know that I am very appreciative of all of your comments!!! You are the sunshine in my life, you guys!!

Now, the next chapter of "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days or Less!"

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Chapter 7

The girls stepped into the huge ballroom that Mokona had magically added as an extension tot he back of the palace. Gazing around the enormous space, they all wondered....

"How will we decorate all this before tonight?!" That was Umi, freaking out as usual. "All of Cephiro is going to be here!! We need food, and music, and a bunch of other things!!"

Lady Aska, who was just about as tall as Umi now, perked up and said with a smile, "We think we should decorate it with sweets and candies!!"

"I like how you think!" Hikaru bubbled, throwing an arm around Aska's shoulders. They walked around the room, pointing to different places and making plans of their own.

"Oooh!!" Hikaru said with awe. "Let's have some chocolate streamers here! And some gumdrop balloons there!"

"How about rock candy sculptures on the tables?" Lady Aska added. "We believe that would be positively yummy!"

"It would be!!"

"ENOUGH!!" bellowed Tarta. "We can't have edible decorations!! It's a ball, not a little kid party!!"

Tatra interrupted, "Dear sister, calm down! I think a room of sweets is a fabulous idea!"

"But I don't like sweets!" whined Umi in dismay.

Fuu sighed heavily and rubbed her forehead in frustration as the other girls continued to bicker. "The problem is," she said quietly, "We don't have the time or the resources to decorate at all, much less with candy and cake....."

Presea nodded in agreement, and looked around her until she spotted a sly Mokona trying to make an escape......

"YOU!!! Come here!!!" She grabbed the puffball and shook it, saying, "You take care of this!! Decorate, before time runs out!!" They all looked at the clock, which was much like an Earth clock, and saw that it was already 5 pm, and the party was to start at 6!!

"HURRY!" Presea yelled, "Or, I'll let Umi eat you!!" Mokona merely just stared up blankly at her, replying, "Puu?"

Presea handed him to Umi. She looked down at the little holy creature and for once didn't feel very hungry. She whispered in a sweet voice to it, "Please Mokona. Please do this. For us."

"Yes, please do it, oh Holy Creator!" Fuu asked from behind Umi, clasping her hands in prayer. Mokona still looked oblivious to his surroundings, but soon enough, the red jewel on his forehead glowed brightly. A bright white light filled the entire room to capacity, hitting every corner, and when the flash disappeared, the great hall was decorated all in delicate shades of pink and splashes of red, to match the Magic Knight they were celebrating with tonight.

Aska and Hikaru looked around with glee and started dancing about. "There's white chocolate!! And pink bubblegum! Red taffy everywhere!!" Mokona had granted the little girls' wishes of a ballroom full of sweets.

But that was just the beginning. Mokona's jewel had been glowing red before, but now it glowed a blue color. Immediately, there was a table at the back of the room filled with the most delicious smelling food any of the women had ever smelled. Round tables popped up everywhere, surrounding a dance floor, and a head table appeared at the head of the room. All the tables were set with the finest china plates and silver dinnerware.

Umi, still holding the little white fuzzy creature, stared about in even more awe than before, and began strolling over to the table laden with food, when she noticed that Mokona wasn't quite finished yet.

"Mokona?" Presea said, bewildered. "All the decorations and tables and food....they're all set up! Aren't you quite done?!" Mokona answered by changing the color of his jewel to green. Everyone's clothes shined with a white light and changed form in the blink of an eye.

Before they knew it, the girls were all standing in sweeping ballgowns. Lady Aska was now in a fancy red and black kimono, her hair done up in the usual two buns. Presea stood tall and beautiful in a white dress much like the one she used as a Pharle, except with more gems here and there. Tatra and Tarta were beautiful in their gowns of yellow, both matching each other as usual. Hikaru was in pale pink prom dress-like gown, Umi in pale blue, and Fuu in pale green. The Magic Knights all had on crowns of flowers encircling their heads.

"Oh my gosh, Umi!" Hikaru gushed. "You are so pretty!!"

"And so are you!" Umi said, dropping Mokona and hugging her "little sister."

Suddenly, Ferio burst in, with Lantis and Ascot right behind him. They were all dressed up too, in what one could only imagine as Cephiran formal dress for men. Ferio had a serious look on his face. "What happened to my clothes?!" he exclaimed. Then he caught sight of the girls.

Fuu strolled right up to him as he gawked. "Mokona did it," she said sweetly.

"You," the prince said, "Are absolutely the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my life!!" Right then and there, he grabbed Fuu in his arms and planted a big wet one on her.

"Jesus Christ, get a room," Tarta remarked, tugging at her clothes. "Besides, I don't like these clothes!"

"Oh, sister, I think young love is so sweet!" Tatra said, clapping her hands together. "And the dress Mokona gave you is very flattering, if I might say so myself."

Lady Aska spied Sanyun hiding behind Lantis....but something was different. "Sanyun!! We think you've grown taller!"

Sanyun blushed at the same time Ascot did. "I....I gave him a potion so he would be as tall as you!" the palu stuttered.

"Aww!" Umi gleamed as she hurried up to Ascot. "That's so sweet of you to do that!" And she threw her arms around him and gave him a humongous hug.

"Umm," Hikaru said, looking very naive again. Then, in one breath she said, "Where's Eagle? And Geo? And Zazu? And why have you come here? And, oh my gosh! Where's Yuri? Did you get rid of him for me?!" Lantis stared blankly at her, trying to keep track of all of the questions.

Sanyun began answering. "Well....Zazu is taking care of Eagle and Geo....they've both been, well....."

"Shrunken down," Lantis finished, scratching the back of his head. "And, we came here because we accidentally made Primera....."

At that moment the enlarged Primera burst inside the room and flew to take refuge in the chandelier. Next, Yuri busted in, screaming, "My love!! Come back!! You are the sunshine in my poor pathetic life!!"

He saw her in the chandelier, and yelled upwards, "I love you with the power of a thousand suns!!"

Hikaru sighed in relief. "That gets him off of my hands....but we never did find out what he was chasing me around for, did we?"

Then, Yuri's watch beeped loudly. Looking confused, he glanced at his watch. He got an annoyed look on his face and turned back up to Primera. "I'll be back, my love!" And to his watch, he yelled, "What do you want Haruka?!"

"Yuri, have you taken care of the girl yet?" a crackly voice said from his watch.

"No, I have fallen madly in love with an angel!" he swooned.

"But, the plan! You promised me!!"

"I'm sorry, I'm not your slave anymore!"

"Grrr.....you will pay for this soon enough young man!"

"I don't care! I'm in love....."

"You stupid boy, just transport me there, NOW!!"

"Right away Haruka," he said with a sigh and a roll of his eyes. He pressed one button on his watch, then went back to begging Primera for just one kiss.

"Who's Haruka?!" Umi said to Fuu and Hikaru.

"No idea," Fuu replied. "But I have a bad feeling about this....." It turned out her feelings were justified, for after a long silence, save Yuri's pledges of love and devotion to a frightened Primera, Guru Clef ran into the ballroom.

He rushed right up to Yuri and shook his shoulders, crying out, "You didn't bring her here, did you? Please tell me you didn't let her come!!"

Yuri merely nodded slowly, asking, "Why? Don't you like her?"

Guru Clef collapsed onto the floor as the ground began to shake underneath everyone.

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So sorry if this chappy is short!! I promise, there's still more to come!

If you don't know by now, I'll tell you now: this fic will be ending very soon indeed, so stay tuned!

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