CHAPTER FIVE: What the hell?
... Indeed.
Oh yes... Disclaimers are served in chapter one
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While the poor author was crying over the fact that Ansem doesn't really exist and he cannot be glomped (WHY??), Alice was debating to herself whether she should explain everything to our confused heroes or just disappear.
Alice: Ahhhh... the script format... well, it is time soon...
Sora: 121Iu, w#y 4m 1 +4LI1ng 1n l337?
Riku: ... What?
Coconut: I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME!
Sora: 4######! +3# (o(o/Vu+ 51/Vg5!
Riku: I AM SO CONFUSED... Sora?? What are you saying??
Sora: L337, M4N! 1'M 5)34I1/V6 L337! 1234LLY 134D L337!
Riku: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! WHAT HAS THE AUTHOR DONE WITH YOU, SORA??
Alice: I suggest you all leave this chapter immediately. It's gonna implode on itself.
*Alice teleports away, leaving the bench scared*
Bench: NEEEIIIGGGHHH! *gallops into a random plot hole*
All: YAY BENCH!
Random civilian: AAAAHHHH! WE'RE ALL GONNA-
BOOM!
