Ye ye: I was thinking that it was starting to get stupid. Thanks. Yeah-
great song it is.
Andufeniel: Thanks and your really gonna be wondering if I'm ok after this chapter.
A/N: there's a little slash here and there but nothing that offensive. Nonetheless I'm changing the rating just to be on the safe side. Ok so here it is. Sorry it took so long. My keyboard broke and I couldn't type anything. I got a new keyboard. Finally. Updates will be more frequent now.
~~~~~Draco~~~~~ The way the day started, everyone knew that the day would be a very strange day. It all started in the morning when the school had a special assembly outside. Apparently there was some natural phenomenon. Um. yeah earthworms wearing purple hats and holding umbrellas were migrating above ground. It was actually quite a site. Yeah Snape was terrified. It was really amusing seeing him run around trying to keep his distance. Then to Draco's horror his father appeared out of nowhere. (Literally)
"Dad. um what are you doing here?" Draco asked nervously.
"I'm here to declare something to the whole world dear boy." His father replied in an entirely to cheerful voice.
"Yeah. right." Draco said inching slowly away from his father.
"Where is Dumbledor?" Draco's father asked Snape while walking into the school. 'Well this should be interesting' Draco thought.
The next thing that happened that day took EVERYBODY I mean EVERYBODY by surprise. Draco was walking into the Great Hall for dinner when it happened.
"Everybody" his father yelled "I have an announcement to make. Dumbledor and I are getting married."
"What?!" Draco yelled.
"That's right! M-A-R-R-I-E-D." Dumbledor pronounced each letter.
"Oh dear lord." Draco looked and felt like he was going to throw up. If that wasn't enough Snape chose exactly this moment to announce something more disturbing than the marriage announcement (a/n: you didn't think it could get worse did ya?)
"I would like to announce that mister potter and I have discovered the joys of sex with each other and are happy to announce that we will be having a baby in the next year." Snape said.
"OH MY GOD!" Ron yelled.
"Oh and you don't have any deep dark secrets?" Harry asked while glaring at Ron over this sudden outburst.
"No of course not." Ron replied indignantly.
"really? What about you FEET?" Harry asked.
Ron gasped. "Harry! How how dare you!" Ron screamed.
"Yeah Harry he can't help it if he has 6 toes on one foot and 4 on the other." Ginny said sounding hurt.
"Yeah and I can't help it if I'm pregnant with Snape's baby." Harry replied.
"Um. Harry one question. HOW CAN YOU *BE* PREGNANAT?" Ginny screamed.
"Um. You know that's a good question." Harry replied while walking off with Snape.
Then MaGonnagal decided to share her little secret. "Everyone I'm pregnant with Hagrid's baby."
Ok that's weird. That is just the beginning. Later that day Ginny walked up to him. (A/N: yeah well in the actual book Ginny and Draco would be really weird.)
"Hey Draco." Ginny waved and walked up to him. He could tell something was up. She slowly walked up to him.
"Draco, I've been thinking and I've come to the conclusion that." She now was in front of him and started wrapping her arms around him. "I want something from you that has nothing to do with our sessions or your father." She had by now backed him into an abandoned classroom. She started kissing him. Draco couldn't believe how good it felt. He wrapped his arms around her and slowly started kissing her neck.
She moaned and slipped her hand down the back of his pants and started to move them to the front. He moaned alittle when they found their way to his dick. (A/N: like I said ratings will change.)
Buzz. Buzz. Buzz. His wand told him it was time to wake up. "what the.?" 'That had to be the weirdest dream. well all except for Ginny.' He thought as he got dressed.
Andufeniel: Thanks and your really gonna be wondering if I'm ok after this chapter.
A/N: there's a little slash here and there but nothing that offensive. Nonetheless I'm changing the rating just to be on the safe side. Ok so here it is. Sorry it took so long. My keyboard broke and I couldn't type anything. I got a new keyboard. Finally. Updates will be more frequent now.
~~~~~Draco~~~~~ The way the day started, everyone knew that the day would be a very strange day. It all started in the morning when the school had a special assembly outside. Apparently there was some natural phenomenon. Um. yeah earthworms wearing purple hats and holding umbrellas were migrating above ground. It was actually quite a site. Yeah Snape was terrified. It was really amusing seeing him run around trying to keep his distance. Then to Draco's horror his father appeared out of nowhere. (Literally)
"Dad. um what are you doing here?" Draco asked nervously.
"I'm here to declare something to the whole world dear boy." His father replied in an entirely to cheerful voice.
"Yeah. right." Draco said inching slowly away from his father.
"Where is Dumbledor?" Draco's father asked Snape while walking into the school. 'Well this should be interesting' Draco thought.
The next thing that happened that day took EVERYBODY I mean EVERYBODY by surprise. Draco was walking into the Great Hall for dinner when it happened.
"Everybody" his father yelled "I have an announcement to make. Dumbledor and I are getting married."
"What?!" Draco yelled.
"That's right! M-A-R-R-I-E-D." Dumbledor pronounced each letter.
"Oh dear lord." Draco looked and felt like he was going to throw up. If that wasn't enough Snape chose exactly this moment to announce something more disturbing than the marriage announcement (a/n: you didn't think it could get worse did ya?)
"I would like to announce that mister potter and I have discovered the joys of sex with each other and are happy to announce that we will be having a baby in the next year." Snape said.
"OH MY GOD!" Ron yelled.
"Oh and you don't have any deep dark secrets?" Harry asked while glaring at Ron over this sudden outburst.
"No of course not." Ron replied indignantly.
"really? What about you FEET?" Harry asked.
Ron gasped. "Harry! How how dare you!" Ron screamed.
"Yeah Harry he can't help it if he has 6 toes on one foot and 4 on the other." Ginny said sounding hurt.
"Yeah and I can't help it if I'm pregnant with Snape's baby." Harry replied.
"Um. Harry one question. HOW CAN YOU *BE* PREGNANAT?" Ginny screamed.
"Um. You know that's a good question." Harry replied while walking off with Snape.
Then MaGonnagal decided to share her little secret. "Everyone I'm pregnant with Hagrid's baby."
Ok that's weird. That is just the beginning. Later that day Ginny walked up to him. (A/N: yeah well in the actual book Ginny and Draco would be really weird.)
"Hey Draco." Ginny waved and walked up to him. He could tell something was up. She slowly walked up to him.
"Draco, I've been thinking and I've come to the conclusion that." She now was in front of him and started wrapping her arms around him. "I want something from you that has nothing to do with our sessions or your father." She had by now backed him into an abandoned classroom. She started kissing him. Draco couldn't believe how good it felt. He wrapped his arms around her and slowly started kissing her neck.
She moaned and slipped her hand down the back of his pants and started to move them to the front. He moaned alittle when they found their way to his dick. (A/N: like I said ratings will change.)
Buzz. Buzz. Buzz. His wand told him it was time to wake up. "what the.?" 'That had to be the weirdest dream. well all except for Ginny.' He thought as he got dressed.
