Note: Here I go now, Chapter 2 of Wrath of Ed. I have decided to finish
this (though not in this chapter) due to its decent reviews, so yay for me.
And so, AC/DC blaring in my ear, I type.
Act 2: Down to Earth
Spike and Faye landed their ships and took a look around them. Earth hadn't changed much from their last visit, save a few new craters here and there. "According to the info Ed gave us, this Damien guy seems to like two things: bodybuilding and thrill seeking. Used to be a skydiver before his first grand theft spacecraft charge. Stole a small freighter. Now this was a few months ago. Recently he decided to try and hijack another freighter. Ended up 'accidentally' killing the driver." Spike finished. "So where might my find this guy?" Faye asked. "Well, lets check the gym he used to work out in," Spike suggested.
Meanwhile, in the depths of space.
Jet is still intently trimming his bonsai trees.
Ed: Hi Jet-person!
Jet: Huh, yeah hi.
Ed: I'm taking the hammery-head! Bye!
Jet: Yeah, see ya.
A minute or two passes.
Jet: O_O Wait Ed!
Ed is long gone however. flying down to Earth, in fact.
Jet (over radio): Do you even know how to fly that!?!?
Ed: Yep.
(A loud crash.)
Ed: Ow! I mean, nope!
Jet: Ed, what happened?! What happened to my hammerhead?
Ed: Hammerhead pieces pieces all gone.
Jet: O_o
Hmm. elsewhere on Earth.
Spike and Faye have found the gym Damien Ladre used to work out at. "Damien? Haven't seen him in a while." said the owner, Gus. "He doin' all right?" "Two hijacking and a murder, amongst other things," Spike interjected. "Damn! Well, might check next door at the Marty's Italian. Damien loves pasta!" suggested the owner. "Yeah, we'll do that," Spike says. So the two go next door for a meal and maybe some info. "Good evening! Ah, what lovely couple! A table for two for you, and maybe some wine?", says the waiter. Spike and Faye exchange disgusted glances. "Uh, know, were not together. Well, I mean not like THAT! But we'll take a table for two." says Faye. "But first, has a guy be the name of Damien Ladre come by here recently?" The waiter's eyes lit up. "Ah, Damien, our best customer! Alas, he hasn't been here in a while. Might try the Laundromat where he does his laundry." Er, alright." Says Spike. "I will lead you to your tables", said the waiter dude.
Meanwhile (again).
Jet: Alright Ed. Just wait there and I'll pick you up.
Ed: Bye Jet-person!
Jet: Wait, Ed! Dammit!
Ed was long gone. She knew where she was going. To secret CompuGlobe underground compound, of course, where HE was having his meeting. Ed smiled. It was easy to hack into the CompuGlobe computers and find the location. It was based on HER operating system, after all. "Shoulda brought my scooty-scooter." Ed thought to herself. She passed by a gas station and noticed a pick-up truck refueling in the parking lot. "Hmm, that'll do!" She slipped in the back just as the driver was getting back in. And off the truck went.
Well, that's the end of chapter 2. Kinda short, I know. Stay tuned for chapter 3! It'll be longer, unless it isn't. But questions remain unanswered. Particuliarly the question of how Spike and Faye are gonna pay for their meal. Stay tuned for chapter 3: [insert chapter name here].
Act 2: Down to Earth
Spike and Faye landed their ships and took a look around them. Earth hadn't changed much from their last visit, save a few new craters here and there. "According to the info Ed gave us, this Damien guy seems to like two things: bodybuilding and thrill seeking. Used to be a skydiver before his first grand theft spacecraft charge. Stole a small freighter. Now this was a few months ago. Recently he decided to try and hijack another freighter. Ended up 'accidentally' killing the driver." Spike finished. "So where might my find this guy?" Faye asked. "Well, lets check the gym he used to work out in," Spike suggested.
Meanwhile, in the depths of space.
Jet is still intently trimming his bonsai trees.
Ed: Hi Jet-person!
Jet: Huh, yeah hi.
Ed: I'm taking the hammery-head! Bye!
Jet: Yeah, see ya.
A minute or two passes.
Jet: O_O Wait Ed!
Ed is long gone however. flying down to Earth, in fact.
Jet (over radio): Do you even know how to fly that!?!?
Ed: Yep.
(A loud crash.)
Ed: Ow! I mean, nope!
Jet: Ed, what happened?! What happened to my hammerhead?
Ed: Hammerhead pieces pieces all gone.
Jet: O_o
Hmm. elsewhere on Earth.
Spike and Faye have found the gym Damien Ladre used to work out at. "Damien? Haven't seen him in a while." said the owner, Gus. "He doin' all right?" "Two hijacking and a murder, amongst other things," Spike interjected. "Damn! Well, might check next door at the Marty's Italian. Damien loves pasta!" suggested the owner. "Yeah, we'll do that," Spike says. So the two go next door for a meal and maybe some info. "Good evening! Ah, what lovely couple! A table for two for you, and maybe some wine?", says the waiter. Spike and Faye exchange disgusted glances. "Uh, know, were not together. Well, I mean not like THAT! But we'll take a table for two." says Faye. "But first, has a guy be the name of Damien Ladre come by here recently?" The waiter's eyes lit up. "Ah, Damien, our best customer! Alas, he hasn't been here in a while. Might try the Laundromat where he does his laundry." Er, alright." Says Spike. "I will lead you to your tables", said the waiter dude.
Meanwhile (again).
Jet: Alright Ed. Just wait there and I'll pick you up.
Ed: Bye Jet-person!
Jet: Wait, Ed! Dammit!
Ed was long gone. She knew where she was going. To secret CompuGlobe underground compound, of course, where HE was having his meeting. Ed smiled. It was easy to hack into the CompuGlobe computers and find the location. It was based on HER operating system, after all. "Shoulda brought my scooty-scooter." Ed thought to herself. She passed by a gas station and noticed a pick-up truck refueling in the parking lot. "Hmm, that'll do!" She slipped in the back just as the driver was getting back in. And off the truck went.
Well, that's the end of chapter 2. Kinda short, I know. Stay tuned for chapter 3! It'll be longer, unless it isn't. But questions remain unanswered. Particuliarly the question of how Spike and Faye are gonna pay for their meal. Stay tuned for chapter 3: [insert chapter name here].
