Chapter 11
"Crazy magic"
"Give the ginzuishou to me, and you'll live" the woman says.
"Are you crazy?" Chibi-usa says. "I'm not gonna give up the ginzuishou! And how will I know you'll change everything back and not kill us? You're witches! You lie! You're practically the devil's spawn! I'm not selling my soul to the devil! Ever!"
The woman laughs. "Ok…be that way. Oh, and by the way…you might wanna check up on your other friends. They'll be having some difficulties too! Ja!"
"They got to Rei and the others!" Chibi-usa says, angry. "Who knows what she did to them…"
"She's just toying with us until we give her what she wants" Trunks says. "We can't give in to her…she'll get fed up with this game soon enough. Then she'll have to face us!"
"I hope you're right…" Chibi-usa says, a sweatdrop on her head. "I don't want you turning into a frog again!"
"You…were a frog?" Bra asks.
Trunks gets a sweatdrop. "Yup…"
"Shouldn't this magic wear off after an hour though?" Jun says. "It did for us!"
"Hey! You're right!" Chibi-usa says. "They're not as smart or strong as we thought!"
"If it wears off in an hour…" Bulma says. She runs down the hall. Confused, the others follow.
Pan stares, blankly. "Um…could someone help me?"
Bulma picks up the phone and quickly dials a number.
"What're you doing…" Trunks says.
"Shhh!" Bulma says, swatting her hand out at him. "Goku! It's Bulma!" Pause. "No…" Pause. "Look, it's really important!" Pause. "No, it's not an emergency, if it was an emergency, I would've said so!" Pause. Bulma frowns, clenching the phone hard. "Goku!! Just shut up and listen to me for a minute!" Pause. "Ok…there's something everyone needs to see…and it's only gonna last for an hour, so it's a once in a lifetime thing! Bring Chi Chi and call everyone else and tell them to come over right now or else they won't be able to see this!" Pause. "I can't tell you what it is or else you won't believe me. It's one of those things you have to see to believe!" Pause. "Ok, see ya then!" She hangs up the phone, smiling. "Done!"
"Did you just do what I think you did?" Trunks asks.
"Yup!" Bulma says. "This is only gonna happen once, and this is the opportunity to strike!"
Just then, Diana starts flickering, then changes back into a cat.
"Oh no! She got changed into a cat too!" Bra cries.
"No, I'm supposed to be a cat" Diana says, smiling. "And I can talk without that machine nearby. I just transform into human when I feel like it."
"Wow! That's cool!" Bra says.
"I probably should call the others" Chibi-usa says. "And see if anything happened to them…" She picks up the phone and starts dialing.
Bulma walks over to Vegeta, smiling. "C'mon, kitty, it's Showtime!"
Vegeta backs up. "What're you planning on doing?"
Bulma advances on him, then quickly snatches and picks him up. Vegeta struggles.
"Let go of me, onna!" Vegeta yells.
"Nasty cat!" Bulma says. "I'm gonna have to put a leash on you or something!" She runs out of the room.
Trunks gets a sweatdrop. "I have a feeling this is gonna be one of those weird, yet funny moments…"
"Ow! Damn-it, Vegeta, hold still!" Bulma yells.
"Hisss!"
"Shut up!" Bulma yells. "You'll be back to normal in an hour, so stop being a baby!"
"Bra-chan! Are you gonna help me?" Pan cries.
"Oh right! Gomen!" Bra calls, running down the hallway.
Chibi-usa hangs up the phone, sighing.
"Nani? What happened?" Trunks asks.
"Well…" Chibi-usa says. "Minako can't move any of her body except her eyes and mouth…Michiru-san has been turned into a fish, so they have to keep her in a tank of water…and Rei has been turned into a child! That's the only thing that has happened to them…but…it's very crazy down there. They've all decided to stick together right now until the spell has wore off."
"Damn-it, Vegeta, get your ass back here!" Bulma yells.
Everyone sweatdrops.
Just then, Goku and Chi Chi appear.
"What's going on?" Chi Chi says. "What's this big thing we have to see?"
Trunks grins nervously. "You'll see…whenever kaasan catches it…"
"It?" Chi Chi asks, suddenly nervous.
"Him" Trunks corrects himself.
"Vegeta! Get back here!" Bulma yells.
"What's going on?" Goku asks, confused.
"You'll see…" Trunks says, a hand behind his head.
"Everyone's gonna be here in a bit" Goku says. "What's Bulma doing?"
"Uh…chasing tousan!" Trunks says, laughing nervously.
Just then, Goten hands Chi Chi a note. Confused, Chi Chi reads the note.
"Nani? What do you mean you can't talk?" Chi Chi says.
"Just like the note says…Goten can't talk!" Trunks says.
"Why not?" Chi Chi demands.
"Umm…because these crazy witches put a spell on him…" Trunks says, a sweatdrop on his head. "And…they made Bra's room into a pool with fish swimming around…"
Just then, Bra and Pan walk in, both soaking wet.
"What happened to you two?" Chi Chi asks.
"My room is a lake!" Bra says. "All because of some stupid witches that I know nothing about! Trunks and his girlfriend seem to know everything about them…"
"Not everything" Trunks says. "We know for sure that the spell will wear off in an hour, so Goten can talk again, Bra's room will be back to normal, this vine will be out of the kitchen, and…" He stops.
"And…what?" Chi Chi asks.
"Um…the thing that kaasan has to show everyone will be…um…gone…" Trunks says, nervously.
DING DONG!
"I'll get it" Bra says. She rushes to the door and opens it, finding Gohan and Videl. "Hey guys, c'mon in."
The two walk in, confused.
"What's going on?" Gohan asks. "Why are you wet?"
"Pan-chan!" Videl cries. "Why are you wet? Did you go swimming with your clothes on? Why would you do that?"
"No, I did NOT go swimming with my clothes on!" Pan says, annoyed. "Bra's room is flooded!"
The two stare, confused. "Flooded?"
"It's a long story…and very confusing…" Trunks says.
DING DONG!
"Didn't I just close the door?" Bra says. She opens it, finding Kryllin, Juuhachigou, Marron, and Yamcha. "C'mon in, guys."
The 4 walk in, confused.
"What's the big deal?" Kryllin asks. "Why did we have to rush right over here?"
"And why are you wet?" Marron asks.
"This better be important" Yamcha says. "I was on a hot date, and if I'm not back soon, she's gonna be pissed…"
"Believe me…it's important" Trunks says. He snickers.
DING DONG!
"God! I'm just gonna leave the door open!" Bra cries, exasperated. She opens the door, finding Tien, Chatzou, and Piccolo. "C'mon in…" Bra mumbles.
The 3 walk in.
"What's going on?" Tien asks.
"That's what we'd like to know" Chi Chi says. "Bulma hasn't told us yet."
"She'd better hurry up" Yamcha says. "I wanna get back to my date."
Trunks smirks. "What kaasan has to show you…it's worth the wait."
Everyone stares, confused. Just then, Bulma comes dashing into the room.
"Bulma! What's going on…" Chi Chi starts.
"Where did he go…little rascal…" Bulma says, looking around, ignoring her.
"Lost him?" Trunks says, raising an eyebrow.
"Not yet…" Bulma says, smirking. "He won't be able to go far…" She grins deviously.
"Um…Bulma?" Chi Chi asks, confused. "Who are you looking for?"
"Not now!" Bulma says. "I have to find him! Everyone, sit tight! This won't take me long! Trunks! Goten! C'mon! Help me find him!"
"How is Goten gonna be able to help? He can't yell if he finds him…" Trunks says.
"You're right!" Bulma says. "Trunks, you and Chibi-usa can help! C'mon, let's go!" She runs out of the room. Trunks and Chibi-usa follow. Everyone stares, confused.
"So…why are you wet again?" Kryllin asks, looking at Bra.
Bra hangs her head down. "I guess I gotta explain…"
"Here kitty, kitty, kitty…" Bulma says, walking slowly and quietly. "Come out to your master…or else!"
"Um…kitty…dad…whatever!" Trunks says. "Um…c'mon out…or…I'll…hurt you! Remember, I'm a saiya-jin and you're a cat!" He smirks.
Chibi-usa tiptoes through the halls, looking around.
"Need my help?" a voice whispers.
Chibi-usa looks behind her to see Diana. "Diana!"
Diana smiles. "I'm a cat…I can sniff him out!"
Chibi-usa smirks. "You're too good to be true!"
Diana walks in front of Chibi-usa. Chibi-usa follows. After a while, they find themselves upstairs and in Bulma's room.
"Bingo…" Diana whispers.
Chibi-usa looks around. "It's so dark…where is he?"
"Where do you think?" Diana whispers back. "Where all cats hide when they're scared or trying to hide…under the bed!"
Chibi-usa smirks. "Ok…you crawl under the bed and get him out, and I'll be here to catch him!"
"Sure, make ME crawl under the bed" Diana grumbles.
"Just do it!" Chibi-usa whispers angrily.
"Fine" Diana says.
Chibi-usa tiptoes in the room, over out of sight from the bed. Diana follows her, then walks cautiously over to the other side of the bed, looking at Vegeta, who lies there.
"Damn onna…" Vegeta thought. "What the hell's her problem? She plans on doing something to me…I'm not gonna let her." He looks around. "Someone's behind me…another cat…"
Diana smirks. "If anyone knows more about cats, it's me. This is his first time as a cat…all he can sense is that I'm here. He doesn't know Chibi-usa is here!" Just then, she pounces under the bed.
Vegeta quickly moves away from Diana and runs towards the door.
"Now!" Diana yells.
Vegeta runs out from under the bed, only for someone to snatch him. Vegeta struggles, trying to scratch Chibi-usa. Chibi-usa holds him away, at arm's length.
"Damn…why are you so feisty?" Chibi-usa says. "C'mon, Diana, let's go!"
"Right!" Diana says, running out from under the bed and following Chibi-usa.
"Damn…they tricked me!" Vegeta thought.
"Oh, you found my little pet!" Bulma says, smiling.
"Hiss!" Vegeta says, showing his claws at her.
"Ok, I get the point" Bulma says, smiling nervously. "Chibi-usa can take you out there…"
"Thanks a lot" Chibi-usa mutters.
"You seem to have the situation under control" Trunks says.
"No I don't!" Chibi-usa cries. "He's crazy! He's trying to attack me!"
"He's just a cat!" Trunks says. "You were ready to fight him when he was normal!"
"Well…that's different…" Chibi-usa says.
"How?" Trunks asks, confused.
"I don't know!" Chibi-usa cries. "I…don't like cats…"
"Nani?" Diana asks, frowning.
"I mean…I like you, Diana! You're the exception!" Chibi-usa says, nervously. "You're the only cat I like! I hate other cats…"
"Hiss!"
"Oh shut up…" Chibi-usa mutters.
"We're back!" Bulma says, as the 3 walk in to the kitchen.
"You wanted to show us a cat?" Yamcha asks, unbelieving.
"It's not just a cat!" Bulma says, frowning.
"What do you mean it's not just a cat?" Chi Chi demands. "It looks like a cat to me!"
Bulma smirks. "Watch." She looks at Chibi-usa. "Set him down on the chair." She looks at Vegeta. "And don't YOU run away, or I'll step on you!"
Chibi-usa sets Vegeta down on the chair, then steps back, somewhat afraid. Vegeta sits down, looking pissed. (if cats can look pissed?? ^_^)
Bulma smiles. "Ok, kitty. Talk into the machine."
Vegeta looks at her, then looks away. Bulma clenches her fists.
"Don't be an ass about this!" Bulma yells. "Talk! Or else…"
"Or else what?" Vegeta says. "You can't do anything to me, onna!"
Everyone stares, blankly.
"V…Vegeta?" Goku stutters, beyond shocked.
Bulma smiles. "Tee hee…isn't he so cute?"
"No" Vegeta says.
"Look, you need to lose that attitude!" Bulma snaps. "You're a cat, you're supposed to be cute, not nasty!"
"I can act however I want!" Vegeta says. "Just cause I'm a cat doesn't mean I'm not still myself…"
"You should change then!" Bulma yells.
"How…did this happen?" Kryllin asks.
"These witches" Trunks says. "We met them today and tried fighting them, but they changed me into a frog and Jun into a bird. After an hour though, the spell wore off and we changed back. Then, this vine thing appeared, tousan turned into a cat, and Bra's room turned into a pool. And Chibi-usa says her friends back home have had things happen to them too. It's all the witches' doing, but the spell should wear off in an hour…" He looks at his watch. "Which should be soon…"
"And that's why you all had to see this!" Bulma says. "It's a once in a lifetime thing! You'll never be able to see this again! Ever!"
"Wow…I guess this WAS worth the wait!" Yamcha says, still stunned.
"Never in my life had I imagined something like THIS would happen!" Gohan says.
"Especially to Vegeta!" Kryllin says.
"Would you like to see some more?"
Everyone except Trunks and the 6 girls look around, confused.
"Who is that?" Gohan asks.
Trunks grits his teeth. "Those damn witches! What do you want now?"
The woman laughs. "Aren't you enjoying any of this? I thought I'd entertain you! Don't you like my entertainment?"
"Not if it means you plan on killing us in the end!" Trunks says.
"I told you…if the girl gives me the ginzuishou, I'd change everything back" the woman says. "And spare your pathetic lives. You still can change your mind…"
"The answer is still no!" Chibi-usa yells. "You're not getting your hands on the ginzuishou! Everything will change back soon! Your spells can't last that long!"
"You're right…they can't" the woman says. "But I'll keep casting them until you give me the ginzuishou! I hope you don't mind still objects stuck in your house. Ja!"
Just then, Piccolo starts flickering, then transforms into a tree. Everyone stares blankly.
"Um…ok!" Trunks says.
Yamcha starts flickering, then transforms into a calculator.
"This is getting really weird…" Trunks says, a sweatdrop on his head.
Kryllin starts flickering, then starts shrinking. "Ahh! Help!" He shrinks to 6 inches tall. "Now I definitely am the shortest guy in the world!"
"Why won't those witches leave us alone?" Trunks says.
"They won't…until I give in to them…" Chibi-usa says. "There has to be a way of finding where they're hiding…"
Bulma picks up Vegeta, who struggles. "You're so cute! I wish you could be a cat most of the time!"
Just then, the vine disappears. Vegeta starts flickering, then transforms back to normal, causing both Bulma and Vegeta to fall to the floor.
"Oh darn…you're back to normal already!" Bulma says, disappointed.
"Shut up, onna" Vegeta mutters.
"Then…that must mean…my room!" Bra says, running down the hall. After a few seconds, she screams. "My room is still wet! It's not flooded, but…it's wet!"
"What do you expect when you had a lake in there!" Trunks says.
"Juuhachigou! Pick me up so no one steps on me!" Kryllin cries.
Juuhachigou picks Kryllin up and holds him in her hand.
"Don't ever drop me! I'm scared shitless!" Kryllin cries.
"Relax, I'm not gonna let you get stepped on or anything" Juuhachigou says.
"What am I gonna do?" Yamcha cries. "I'm a calculator! How am I gonna explain this to my date? I can't even move! All I can do is talk!"
Gohan picks up Yamcha, looking him over. "Wow! You've got everything on here!" He starts pushing buttons.
"Hey! Stop that!" Yamcha yells.
"Uh, kaasan…what're we gonna do about Piccolo and Yamcha?" Trunks asks. "They can't move…Kryllin can, so Juuhachigou can take him home…"
"Well…" Bulma says, thinking. She smiles. "We'll put Piccolo outside and put Yamcha in the desk drawer!"
Trunks falls down.
"Goku…" Chi Chi says, shocked. "I think…it's time we go home…"
"Ok" Goku says. "See ya guys later!" Chi Chi grabs on to him as they disappear.
"Uh…we should go too" Videl says. "C'mon, Pan, you can come home and get some dry clothes on. Gohan! Leave Yamcha alone and let's go!"
"Oh…ok!" Gohan says, setting Yamcha down on the couch.
"Hey! Don't push my buttons again!" Yamcha yells, then sweatdrops.
"Let's go, please!" Kryllin says.
"Fine by me" Juuhachigou says.
"We should go too" Tien says.
Everyone except Piccolo, Yamcha, Goten, and the girls leave.
"Hey, I forgot!" Trunks says. "Goten, can you talk now?"
Goten's eyes widen. He opens his mouth. "Test…" He stares, shocked. "Hey! I can talk again!"
"Darn…" Trunks says.
"Shut up!" Goten says.
"You know I'm joking!" Trunks says, nervously.
"Um…what about me?" Yamcha asks. "If I don't turn back to human in 20 minutes, my date is sure to leave me!"
"Well…the spell doesn't wear off for another hour" Bulma says. "So…you'll just have to stay with us…" She grins. "I could fit you in the desk drawer somewhere…"
"Bulma!" Yamcha yells.
"I'm joking!" Bulma says.
"That's it…" Chibi-usa says. She turns to Trunks, handing Small Lady to him. "Trunks, watch Small Lady. I'm going out." She heads for the door.
"Wait! Where you going?" Trunks asks, confused.
"I'll tell you later!" Chibi-usa calls, closing the door behind her.
"Wait a minute…she couldn't be…" Jun says.
"What?" the other girls ask.
"Going to try and find those witches!" Jun says.
"Shit! This is what they want!" Trunks says. "They're leading her into a trap!" He sets Small Lady down. "You guys watch after her…I'll be back…" He starts to walk towards the door when Small Lady grabs his leg, stopping him.
"No! Daddy! Don't go!" Small Lady cries.
Everyone (except the 4 girls) stares, stunned.
"Daddy?" Bulma asks, her anger flaring.
Trunks quickly picks up Small Lady. "Um…we'll talk later, kaasan!" he says, nervously. "Bye!" He quickly runs towards the door.
"HEY! GET BACK HERE, MISTER!" Bulma yells. "TRUNKS!"
Trunks closes the door behind him.
**
"She took the car, so she couldn't have gotten very far…" Trunks says. He looks around, soon spotting her. "Aha! Got ya!" He flies down towards the car, then flies alongside the car. "Hey! You can't get away from me ya know!"
Chibi-usa looks over and gasps, shocked. "Trunks!"
HONK HONK!
"Ahhh!" Chibi-usa screams, quickly swerving the car back on her side of the road.
Trunks hops in the passenger seat.
"Damn-it, Trunks, don't scare the shit out of me like that!" Chibi-usa yells.
"Sorry…" Trunks says. "But I couldn't let you go alone…this is exactly what the witches want…they want you to go alone so they can take you away or something…"
Chibi-usa smiles. "I wouldn't let that happen. Remember, I'm Sailor Moon."
Trunks smirks. "Yeah…and I'm Great Saiyaman…"
"No you're not!" Chibi-usa says. "You're just Trunks! Remember, Gohan was the original Great Saiyaman…"
"Ok, ok, whatever!" Trunks says.
Chibi-usa blinks. "What is Small Lady doing here?"
"Well…I was planning on leaving her at home…" Trunks says, sheepishly. "But she clung on to me and didn't want me to go. In fact, she said 'daddy, don't go'!"
"Nani?" Chibi-usa cries. "Right there…in front of your parents?"
"Oh yeah…" Trunks says. "My mom was flipping out, and I ran out of there as fast as I could. I'm gonna have to explain though when I get back…"
"Hello, children!"
Trunks and Chibi-usa look up to see Methuselah flying on a broomstick just above them.
"Shit!" Trunks says.
Just then, Athena and Aphrodite appear on each side of the car, flying on broomsticks.
"We're surrounded!" Chibi-usa cries.
"That's the whole point!" Methuselah says. "Now…to get the girl!" She reaches her hand out for Small Lady.
Trunks smacks her hand away. "You're not getting your ugly hands on her!"
Methuselah smirks. "Such words…for a helpless kid!" She shoots a ki blast at Chibi-usa's feet, which causes the brake to disappear. "Have fun, kids!"
"Oh no!" Chibi-usa cries, panicking. "We're already going fast enough, and now there's no brakes!"
"Don't panic!" Trunks says. "Just swerve around cars and let off the accelerator! We'll eventually slow down…"
"Give me the girl, boy!" Athena says, reaching out and grabbing Small Lady's hand, yanking her.
Small Lady cries out. Trunks grabs Small Lady, playing tug of war with Athena. Chibi-usa honks the horn, then swerves around cars, making it harder for the tug of war between Trunks and Athena.
"Why don't I help you, dear?" Aphrodite says, smirking. She grabs the wheel, turning it towards a car.
Chibi-usa screams, then moves the wheel away from the car, the two fighting over the wheel. Athena wins the tug of war, grabbing and holding onto Small Lady tightly.
"Ha! I have her!" Athena cries.
"Daddy!" Small Lady cries.
Just then, the car swerves over by Athena, who's not paying attention. The car hits her, causing her to let go of Small Lady, who flies in the air.
"Small Lady!" Trunks cries.
"Athena! Pay attention next time!" Methuselah yells. "I'll go get her! You distract the kids!"
Methuselah slows down, turning around for Small Lady.
"Small Lady!" Trunks yells. He stands up in the car, powering up for flight. Athena grabs onto him, stopping him. The two start fighting.
"Let go, bitch!" Chibi-usa says, thrusting her elbow into Aphrodite's face. Aphrodite pulls away, holding her face. "Trunks! We have to get Small Lady!"
Trunks punches Athena, causing her to fall out of the car and onto the road. "I know! Let's go!" He picks up Chibi-usa and the two fly out of the car, the car spinning out of control and crashing into a building, engulfing in flames. The two fly back where Small Lady went. Methuselah stands in the road, looking down at something. "She must be there!" The two land on the road behind Methuselah.
"Get away from her!" Chibi-usa demands.
Methuselah laughs. "I have her now!" She picks up Small Lady, who screams.
All of a sudden, the crescent moon appears on Small Lady's forehead, causing a beam of light. Methuselah quickly drops Small Lady, pulling back and shielding her eyes.
"Small Lady!" Chibi-usa and Trunks cry.
Small Lady stands up, anger in her eyes. She clenches her fists and screams loudly. Suddenly, her eyes turn turquoise and her hair turns gold, being somewhat spiky (cause of the odango, it can't fly up and be spiky like normal).
"Oh my God…she's a…super saiya-jin!" Trunks says, shocked.
Small Lady lunges out and punches Methuselah in the face, sending her flying back. Chibi-usa and Trunks stare, shocked.
"Athena! Aphrodite! Let's go! Now!" Methuselah screams.
The 3 witches fly in the sky on their brooms, disappearing.
"Small…Lady…" Chibi-usa says.
Just then, Small Lady falls out of super saiya-jin and the crescent on her forehead disappears. She falls to the ground, unconscious.
"Small Lady!" Trunks and Chibi-usa cry, running over to her.
"She's just exhausted" Trunks says, holding her in his arms.
"Now do you believe me when I told you she was our future daughter?" Chibi-usa says.
"Yeah, yeah, I believe you now!" Trunks says.
"C'mon, let's go back to the house" Chibi-usa says.
Trunks gives Small Lady to Chibi-usa, then picks up Chibi-usa, flying off towards Capsule Corp.
"Don't push my buttons again!" Haha! That's a classic! Oh the mayhem continues!! I thought it would be cool to have more of a zany, crazy enemy instead of that deadly, serious type. Hope you all like this!! Next chapter shall be up soon, hopefully I can get it up a lot sooner than this one. Ja!!
