Inu Yasha meets the Internet

DISCLAIMER- I don't own Inu yasha never had, never did, never will nor do I own the Internet Billy Gates does I think.

Chp. 1 Inu yasha meets the In-turn-net

Kagome and Inu yasha had just come back from Kagome's time Inu yasha was happy just to be back in the Feudal Japan. And the whole Inu-gang where a camp fire eating awhile Kagome went to do Kagome thing (I don't know get wood?). When Sango spoke up.

Sango: What's wrong Inu yasha?

Inu yasha: ..

Sango: Inu yasha???

Inu yasha: Well you I was with Kagome in her time right?

The Inu group: Yea yea.

Inu yasha: I was in her room-

Miroku, ever bodies favorite pervert monk, interrupted Inu yasha.

Miroku: Ohh you were in her room? How did she taste?

Sango hit Miroku with that big ass boomerang.

Sango: Perverted monk go on Inu yasha.

Inu yasha: Well She had to go take a shower and she made me read old magazines.

Inu gang: Old magazine?!??! The horror!

Shippo: What is mag-a-zines?

Miroku: I don't know

Inu yasha: and I saw a box with another box in it and it said.. it said..

Inu gang: IT SAID WHAT?!?

Inu yasha: ....E-bay....

Sango: What the hell is 'E-bay'?

Inu yasha: It's a place were you can buy anything..

Miroku: Could I buy a wife?

Inu yasha: No Kagome says it's against the law.

Miroku: Aww damn

Inu yasha: But you can buy this stuff called porn.

Miroku: Porn?

End of chp.1

I'll make chapter 2 soon. Bye people ^___^.