Inu Yasha meets the Internet

DISCLAIMER- I don't own Inu yasha, still don't *sniff*.

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Chp. 2 What is Porn?

Miroku: This Porn you speak of, what is it Inu yasha?

Inu yasha: Well I saw it on the tee-vee one time and Kagome caught me watching it and sat me..a lot. She said porn is what very lonely men watch.

Miroku: I'M NOT LONELY!

Chirp,..Chirp,...Chirp

Inu gang: MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

Miroku: I'm not....

Sango: Well we should all go to Kagome's time and see this porn and in-turn- net.

Shippo: Ya but how will we get there with you Kagome getting suspicious?

Inu yasha: I have a plan. Muaahhahahhahahahahah.

~*~

Inu yasha: you know what to do right?

Inu gang: Yes

~*~Round 1 Inu yasha's plan: Sango~*~

Sango: Hi Kagome.

Kagome: Hi Sango.

Sango: Kagome is it ok if I go train by self for about a day.

Kagome: Ok bye Sango have fun.

~*~Round 2 Inu yasha's plan: Miroku~*~

Miroku: Hi Kagome.

Kagome: Hi Miroku.

Miroku: I'm going to go find my self in the woods.

Kagome: You're going to go woman hunting right?

Miroku: Er.. ya.

Kagome: Ok bye.

~*~Round 3 Inu yasha's plan: Shippo~*~

Shippo: Hi Kagome!

Kagome: Hi Shippo.

Shippo: Kagome I'm going to the woods to be come a man bye.

Kagome: Ok have fun finding your manhood. ^__^

~*~Round 4 Inu yasha's plan: Inu yasha~*~

Inu yasha: Hi woman.

Kagome: Hi dawg.

Inu yasha: Well I'm leaving for a day or two because you know it's that time of the month.

Kagome: Word.

~*~By the well~*~

Shippo: I can't believe she believed us.

Miroku: Inu yasha? 'That time of the MONTH?!!' WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!!!

Inu yasha: I couldn't think of any thing. Back off man.

Sango: Ok ok clam down. You have the shards right Inu yasha?

Inu yasha: Yes. Come on. DOWN THE WELL WE GO.

End of Chp. 2

~*~Tirra time~*~

Tirra: Ya end of chp. 2. RAISE DA ROOF. Well R&R please. ^_________^