HEYZZA EVER1!!!!!!!! IM BAC!!!!! well just b4 i go on with dis story... ill be quick coz u dun want ta hear me rambling on and on and on and on and on..... um........wats woz i gonna say???? yeah!!!! everythang u reconize here doesnt belong ta me it belongs ta J.K Rowling but everythang dat is mine is mine!!! now can i just say dis... sorri ppl who boooed no... but dis is da way I me myself and my friends speak act and do!!!!!!!!!! AND yes i am from da land down under and im peed of at it now coz it is 40 degrees sumfin and boiling HOT..... but its always like dat in Kalgoorlie!!!!!!! on with da story.............. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

NARNIA- CHAPTER 3

"NARNIA, KELLY, get up NOW!!!!" yelled a voice at their door. Narnia opened one eye halfway and looked around, then closed it. "C'mon, you two or we'll be late for the train" said their mother, already dressed and eating a piece of toast. "We're getting there", said Kelly stretching as thier mother left. "C'mon Narn." Kelly said "Mmmm...... its too early", asnswered Narnia throwing her sheets over her head." C'mon its nine thirty," said Kelly throwing a pillow at Narnia." Mmm,,, hold on..*Yawn*... "k Im comin'", grunted Narnia throwing the pillow back. A half an hour later, Narnia came downstairs still brushing her hair. "Almost ready, yet?" asked her dad ''Yeah.... everythings packed, answered Narnia, "k' I'll get your luggage and put them in the taxi," said her father standing up and walking up the stairs. "There", Narinia exclaimed patting her hair , which was up in two braids. *THUMP* *THUMP* Narnia turned around to see her dad struggling with the luggage. "Some help please?" asked her dad, " Oh, right, said Narnia, running towards her dad and took her shoulder bag, leaving her father with her and her sister's trunks.

They arrived at Kings Cross station at exactly quater to eleven, put their luggage on trolleys and almost ran to platform 9 3/4. Narnia went through first, then their mum, kelly and her dad last. "Wow" breathed Kelly behind Narnia. " It's alright, it's not like the one in Australia," said Narnia shruggling. She walked off to find the people she had met the day before, but her dad, once again, called her back. "Narnia, hold on," "Aww.. Dont tell me we have to sit with yous. I'm sure Kelly doesnt want to either." Narnia said quickly "No Narn, I just want to speak with you, your mother and I are going to Hogwarts by Floo Powder!!" "Aww, dont we get to go that way?" butted in Narnia. "No, you and kelly have to go with the other students. Kelly, we dont need to talk with you so go and enjoy the ride, and we'll see you when you get there". said their mum giving Kelly a peck on the cheek. As Kelly walked off, their parents turned to Narnia. "O.K, Narnia, just before you go, remember, no fighting, no bitch slapping, no cat fights, no smoking, no 'getting high', no swearing, no pashing, no making out, no anything along that lines-" The train's whistle blew," K well you know the rest. Quickly get on" rushed her Mum and Dad. Her Dad put her luggage on the train as she got on, "Cya Mum Dad!!" shouted Narnia from the door as the train moved off the patform. "Yeah!! ....er.....i think I should da find somewhere to sit or somethin' .......shit!! wheres Kelly!!!I bet ya she's bein miss popuality now!!not caring out her sis-"Narnia startled herself " K' dude!!! cool down... ya talkin ta yaself again....hey!! ive gotsome people to save me a seat!!!" She said happily bounced off to find them (dragging her trunk behind her). She looked in all of the carriages but could'nt find the trio. ' I bet they're in the last place i look!' and sure enough see was right. She quickly slid the door door open and squealed "TA DA!!" being hyped up and everything, bounced in and floped down on the seat next to Hermione. "Sorry that I'm late!! I could'nt find ya alls!! HEY!! that always happens, the last place you look and what ever your looking for is always there!!!!...... sooo whats da goss??!!" she said in one breath. "Well nothing much except malfoy, this guy who goes to Hogwarts is a faggot!!" said Ron. "Malfoy?" asked Narnia thoughtfully. "Yeah, why, do you know him?" asked Harry. " Um.......no, but I know the name somewhere."answered Narnia. "Yeah, well he is an annoying little prick who wont leave us alone!" said Ron with hatred. " Why does he annoy yous? I mean there has to be a reason like, maybe he like one of yous" and with that statment they all looked at Hermione, "Hey!! you guys dont look at me, im the one that he calls a filthy mudblood!" said hermione. Narnia put a look of sympathy slash shock on her face and said, "He called you that?? hermione, I hope your standing up for your self??" "Yeah I try to." said Hermione thoughtfully, "Yeah in third year Hermione smashed his faced!!" Ron told her excitedly, "You go girl!!"squealed Narnia. "I think the reason is because Malfoy's parents are Death Eaters and well.... im me."said Harry slowly. Narnia just looked confused and said "Do you feel proud Harry??" They all just looked her and she just looked back at Harry. "Um.... yeah I sorta know thats... dont say nuthin'." started Narnia "But I think Im not getting what your sayin' Harry, soo, why is it you??" Narnia asked stumbling over her words. "er...Narnia, Harry here is 'the boy who lived'" explained Ron, Narnia just looked expressionless "you realise that those words make no sense to me." Harry turned to her and spoke,"have you ever heard of Lord Voldemort?" Narnia noticed when harry said the name, both Ron and Hermione flinched."Um... Im not too sure,....er... isnt he some really powerful wizard on the dark side and killed lots and lots of witches, wizards and muggles??"Narnia answered nervously "Yeah, when I was one he came and killed my parents, then turned his wand on me but I lived and he met his down fall." Harry explained. Narnia was in shock, her mouth open, not moving. "See Narnia, Harry's the boy who lived!" explained Hermione. Narnia just looked at all of them still looking shocked but thought 'well thank god that he did live, jesus christ just look at him he is soo hot!'. She opened her mouth to say what she had just thought, but stopped herself in time. "Sorry you guys for doing this but, I ReallY need a smoke. So I'll just leave ya's and be back soon." Narnia said lying. What she really intended to do was just leave them for a few minutes to clear her thoughts and saying that she needed a smoke was just a way to get her mum pissed. She turned to the door and as she was just about to slide it open, somebody on the other side slid it open. There stood 3 boys, one she reconized from Diagon Alley and the other two reminded her of these gorrillas she saw in the Perth Zoo. The one from Diagon alley looked shocked but then he started to grin. "Thats Malfoy, Narnia!" Ron exclaimed to her. Narnia smiled and squealed "Malfoy,... Draco Malfoy!! Sorry but I sort of forgot your name!" she apoligised "Its all cool" he replied "soo...Malfoy-,"said Narnia heading out of the door, but stoped quickly. "MALFOY!!!MALFOY???" Narnia asking Harry, Ron and Hermione and they all nodded. Narnia turned back to Draco Malfoy, her eyes fired up and slid the door closed. "HOW DARE YOU??" Narnia yelled, Draco Malfoy looked startled. "HOW DARE YOU CALL MUGGLE BORNS FUCKING FILTHY MUDBLOODS!!" Draco Malfoy looked around to see that his gorrillas had already ran off. "CAN'T YOU SEE THAT THEY ARE HUMAN TOO, JUST BECAUSE THEIR PARENTS HAVE NO MAGICAL POWERS DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE DIFFERENT FROM YOU!!HOW'D YOU LIKE IT IF THEY STARTED SAYING THAT PURE-BLOODS HAVE MUCK IN THEIR BLOOD???HUH?? I ACCUALLY LIKED YOU I MEAN REALLY LIKE YOU!! I CANT BELIEVE WHAT I WAS THINKING, arrr!!" Narina stopped to think of what to say next as she had got what she wanted to say, except the bit of her liking him. "Um...Narnia...I thought you said you are a pure-blood??" stuttered malfoy, "JUST BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING PURE-BLOOD DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M THAT FUCKING COLD HEARTED!!" Narnia yelled (more like screaming) at him. She turned to open the door but Malfoy grabbed her arm, "Er... Narnia.. I'm not going to deny it, but I like you too and I would kill to be with you, even if it means being nice to some people."Malfoy admitted. Narnia looked taken back."I really HAVE to say this now, but no guy has ever came out with that before, I mean I've been around the world and never heard ANY guy say that, you must be really smart to think that up!!" Narnia said amazed."Look, I'm serious about this." Malfoy looked straight into her eyes. 'God why do these guys at this school have to be so gorgeous?' Narnia asked herself."Look Malfoy it wont work anyway!" "Why not?" "Because I already have a boyfriend." "Who? whats his name?" "Evan Williams" "I dont know any Evan Williams?" "Well of course you dont, he lives in Australia!" "Oh.. well if you dont tell him, he wont know." Malfoy was getting a smile that scared her. "Sorry to disappoint you but I'm not one of those FUCKING CHEATING SLUTS!" and with that Narnia opened the door, stormed in and slambed the door. When she walked in they all looked up at her, "er..Narnia... your good!"said Hermione. "Thanks Hermione!" thanked Narnia. "Nah, seriously Narnia, I dont see anyone else standing up....for people like me." Hermione said softly on the verge of tears." Nah Hermione, I just cant stand people saying stuff like that, Its just like people who are racist and sexist and I cant stand either of them." said Narnia give Hermione a hug, "Thanks Narnia.". For about two hours nothing happened, only lazy consversation (mainly them telling Narnia about Hogwarts). Narnia getting bored and a bit tired reached into her bag and grabbed out her discman with her Eminem cd (A/N: by da way im apsolutly obsessed with his songs, especially the Marshall Mathers lp!!) and started singing along to it. Narnia didnt noticed this, her sister walked in the door and looked at Narnia with embarrisment. Turning to the other three she spoke "Hey, I think my crazed pet sister has taken liking to yous soo... I'll just leave yous untill she finishes singing." Kelly started backing off but Harry called her back, "Your her sister?" "Yeah, no need to give me sympathy, I know Im very unfortunate." and with a small smile she left. Ron turned to harry and hermione, "I've never seen any siblings that act so much alike!!" Narnia kept singing for another 30mins till she took her headphones off. "Welcome back to Earth." Ron welcomed. "Oh such a reception!" Narnia squealed. "Your sister came to see you." Informed Hermione, "Oh.. what she want?" Narnia asked "Nah, she didn't say, she said she'd come back when youve finished listening to your cd.". "Hmmm..very interesting!! I'll go and see her now coz if its something important she'd just leave it, like once she got stung by a bee, walked over to mum but our mum told her that she was very busy, so Kelly just went off with the sting in her arm for the rest of the day, mind you she wasn't even two!! I'll be back." Narnia walked out to find her sister. She looked through most of the carriages before she found Kelly, she was sitting with this girl with almost white blond hair that was in ringlets. As she opened the door the girl just looked Narnia up and down and asked "Can we help you?" in a very snobish voice. Narnia just looked the girl up and down, "Can I help you? That hair style is very 19th century and how much peroxide do you use? I think you should join peroxide anominous!" The girl just glared at her, "excuse me but no one invited you!!" "No, not particurly, but I'm here for my sister!" "Then why are you here?" Kelly spoke, "I'm Narnia's sister , Pansy!" Narnia just laughed, "Your names PANSY!!", Pansy just glared at Narnia even more, "Well your name after some make-believe fairy world!!" shrieked Pansy. Narnia shuted up. Kelly took this opportunity to take Narnia outside to talk to her. "So.. what do you want me for?" Narnia asked, "Well some old Lady told me to tell you that your supposed to go with us 1st years so you can be sorted." "k' so I get to hang with you some more!! cant wait!!" Narnia said sarcasticly. Kelly just gave her a sarcastic smile and went back to Pansy.

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Ok im gonna end it here!! I dun wanna dribble any more shit!!!plz review or....................... dont, i dun care, do wat ya like!!!

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