In dedication to Rae, not that Rei hehe. Please don't flame me people, I love you.

Sometimes I wonder if guys are gay and girls are lesbians. Then again maybe everyone's bisexual.

69

A weird Day

[Shinji's Bedroom]

'Kensuke… Touji… do I have to?' Shinji

Snicker… snicker…

'I can't help it… you look so cute.' Kensuke

'But guys… I don't want to go to school in a dress.' Shinji

'Backing out on us now Shinji?' Touji

'No… I mean… Alright… If it's all for Rei'

Snicker…

What did I do to deserve this... Misato, this is all your fault.

69

[Street]

Damn it… everyone's looking at me… if I just close my eyes… they won't see me. Haha that's it… I'll close my eyes.

'Shinji?'

'EEEP!!!' Shinji

Who was that?

'Ha ha… you look so gay.'

That voice… no way…

'Shinji chan…'

All this for love…

Kensuke and Touji snickers…

'He's all yours Rei… Put in the good word for me at Nerv ok?' Kensuke

'…' Rei nods…

'Well… we'll leave you love birds alone for now. Come on Kensuke.' Touji

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[Street to park]

'So… how are you Shinji chan?'

'Well… ok I guess…'

'You look good.' Rei

First time I wear a pink backless dress… and she compliments me… ahhhh the humiliation.

'Something wrong Shinji?'

'Er nothing Rei,'

Shinji really looks so cute. I could just… he he…

'Rei? Um… where we going anyway?'

'Um… we'll go to the park… I hear the view's good their…'

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[Park]

'How's the view?' Rei

Shinji sits on a swing…

'It's beautiful…'

'Anyway… Thanks…'

'For what Rei?'

'For dressing like a girl for me.'

'It's no big deal… I mean…'

It's a big deal… it is so a big deal… I'm glad you appreciate me for doing this.

'You look so kawai…'

'Oh stop that… your teasing me Rei…'

Rei smiles…

'Sometimes… I wish… you were just a girl…'

'I know Rei…'

'Anyway… I brought you some chocolates… hope you like it.'

Role reversals are way weird, Shinji thinks. She's nice though… is she always like this? What were Kensuke and Touji thinking?

'Something in your mind Shinji chan?'

'I'm just wondering how I got into all of this.'

The air was nice and slightly warm… whispering sweetly into them.

'Just talk to me… Gendou ikara san says I'm a good listener.'

Shinji smiled… Dad…

'Well… are you really gay Rei?'

'Yes… are you disappointed?'

'Well… kinda. I mean… I've always dreamed of asking you out and…'

'And?'

'And your gay…'

'You'll get used to it.' Rei said cheerfully.

Shinji just smiled… as Rei continued to swing.

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[Nerv Sensory Organ] Nerv Satellite that detects angels

'Sigh… what do you think Gendou san?'

'No comment…'

'Hahaha… Shinji sure looks cute don't you think?'

'…'

'Comeon… you've been spying on them for the last two hours… don't you think they need some privacy?'

'I'm just gathering data, that's all.'

'Sure sure… Ritsuko…'

Gendou thinking, Shinji… how could you stoop so low?

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[Park]

'Do you feel like we're being watched?' Shinji

'Hmm… you think so too?'

'Yes, Rei…'

Rei grinned…

'Lets give them a little show shall we?'

'What do you mean Rei…?'

'You know what I mean…?

'…'

'…'

'!'

Hey... Rei… you're beginning to scare me…

Rei stops the swing and pulls Shinji into her arms and does a Judo throw pinning poor Shinji into the ground.

'RRRrrrrr.'

'OWwWw…'

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[Nerv Sensory Organ]

My God… What is she doing to you son?

'Ooooo, that gotta hurt Gendou sama.'

'Erk… Why did I teach her that move anyway…'

'The angels sir, the angels…'

Oh… eh he he… right.

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[Park]

Ooohh… I feel so wet inside… knowing that someone is watching us…

'Shinji… shhh… don't be scared…'

Easy for you to say Rei… your not the one pinned on the ground…

'Does this feel good Shinji?'

Ayanami… what are you doing?... Oh… that feels… good…

Rei gently bends down and kisses Shinji in the neck… then massages his chest… kissing his lip then bites the lower lip.

'OUCH!'

'Shhh… it's ok Shinji… I know what I'm doing…'

'Please be gentle…'

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[Nerv Sensory Organ]

'My God…'

'…'

'Go Shinji!!! I knew you two could do it…'

'Gendou san, Gendou san… look, your Shinji's becoming a man. Woo Yeah!'

"Gendou san…?'

Ritsuko without knowing… Gendou flopped down on the ground…

'Rit… Ritsuko… get me the medici…'

My heart…. My heart… they're to young for this…

Ritsuko jumps up and down celebrating… yeah!

'I want to do that to… let's do that later to Gendou san…'

Ritsuko looks around and finds Gendou gaping air for his life.

'Gendou san… oh… what are you doing down there? Get up will you… I think Rei's having an… tada… orgasm.'

Ritsuko… you bitch…

My medicine… ahhhhh my heart my heart…

On the brink of desperation… Gendou crawls towards his office table…

Where is it…? Where's my medicine…

'Gendou… if you're looking for your medicine… it's with me…'

'!'

Gendou almost faints… 'Give me… some… ugh…'

'Oh… why Gendou… didn't know you were horny too. RRRarrr.'

My God… what's wrong with you… how could you be so cruel.

[Park]

'Rei… Rei… you're ripping my dress…'

'Sweety… that's the idea.'

'Oh… ok…'

RRRRIIIIIIIIIPPPPP!

'Oh wait… what am I going to wear?'

'Oh… nothing I guess… to late to think about that for now.'

Rei… looks around and grins… Dang am I wet… are you guys at Nerv watching us?

oO(Ritsuko and Gendou bubble… uh huh uh huh… my heart.)

Rei… forcefully kisses Shinji in the neck and down to his chest, licking his nipple then a few inches bellow it while touching him all over…

God… this is heaven, Shinji thinks.

'Ohh… Shinji… what cute panties you have…'

'He… hey… not there…'

[Park elsewhere]

'Asuka… I don't think this is a good Idea.'

'What do you mean?'

'Hikari… don't leave me here alone… you promised remember?'

'…Your not using the word thing again are you?'

'You bet I am… I use the word… there… you owe me remember…'

oO(the word- a promise made by Hikari to Asuka after Asuka helped Hikari get together with Touji and Kensuke.)

'Alright, but after this, we're even right?'

'Maybe you owe me somemore…'

'ASUKA!'

'Alright, alright… we're even, now come on… I think I heard them over here…'

[Park, back to Rei chan and Shinji]

'Oh… my God that was good…'

Rei chuckled… I love virgins… then again… he does know how to kiss so sooo good.

Wait… does that mean his not a virgin?

Shinji!!! Who else is their… Ah heck, who cares, he's mine.

'Rei… let's do this again… at a more private place next time ok?'

Rei gentle ruffled Shinji's hair as she covers him with her jacket…

oO(She was wearing a sporty outfit with a tied on her waist. Explaining the jacket. hehe)

'Sure…'

'You feel so warm Shinji…'

Who am I kidding… the breeze is killing me. I need a hug.

'So do you Rei…'

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[Park, Asuka and Hikari Area]

Asuka thinks, Damn it… they're already done it. It's so unfair… Shinji is mine...

Hikari thinks, Damnt it… why am I wasting my time… It's so unfair… Shinji's mine… er… I mean, I want to go home.

'Hikari… let's scare them.'

Hehe… I'll take a few pictures for blackmailing purposes, just in case… Asuka… you are one smart lady. I can see their faces just now, all scared and Shinji… Naked… Oooohhh Ahhh.

'Asuka…'

'Pipe down Hikari, I'm trying to enjoy the moment.'

'But… but…'

'WAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.'

Jeez… all I was going to say is, they're leaving… suite yourself…

'WAHAHAHHAHA.'

'THEY ARE LEAVING!'


'Oh… well… let's scare them now…'

'ok…'

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[Park bushes]

One, two, three, 'GOT YA!!!'

'…'

Asuka and Hikari looks at each other.

'Aren't you two supposed to be naked and all?'

Shinji looks at Asuka and tilts his head in a kawai manner and so does Rei.

'This is a Pic Nic ground Asuka chan… Hikari chan, care to join Shinji and me?'

Rei, rubs Hikari's leg…

'I er… Asuka… I think I'll be going now.'

'Rei… stop that… Hikari's mine not yours…'

Shinji just sighs… girls…

Shinji sits idly covering his body with Rei's jacket, looking at the blue sky, enjoying the cool breeze.

-to be continued.

^_^ I'll dream of more to come. Enjoy