This chapter is dedicated to marcus and Zak… ^_^ thanks for reading the fic guys. Love ya baby.
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Chapter 2, The Misato Incident
[Misato's Apartment… Nerv Section B1-2250
'I don't want to talk about it Misato…'
'Come on Shinji… even just a wee bit…?'
'You know that Rei'd kill me if I tell…'
'Come on… please… please… PLEASE!!!.'
What you at girl? Beer's way to old for you.
'Ok, ok… but promise me, you wouldn't tell anyone, alright?'
'Right.' Misato replies with a cheerful smile.
Hah! Wait till Ritsuko hears about this…
Knowing Misato… she'd tell Ritsuko all about this. Oh well…
Here goes…
'Rei and I had a date.'
'I heard you wore a dress Shinji…'
Buttocks…
'Alright… Rei and I had a date… and I was wearing a dress…'
'You guys headed to the park right? Kensuke and Touji were your… um…'
'They sent me off to meet my date…'
'Right… then the two of you talked… and made out?'
'Who's telling the story here?'
I knew it… I knew it… I knew it… my Shinji's a man… yeah…! Woo!
'Ok… ok… then what happened…?'
'Um… Asuka and Hikari Showed up…'
My my my… he had a foursome… drool… sex god.
'Perv…'
'Huh? Who me? I wasn't thinking of any such thing…'
'Right…'
'And that's it?'
'Uh huh… that's what happened…'
'Darn… that was fast…'
oO(dvd, cd, video and betamax copy's sold at www.misatoknow'sitall.com curtesy of Misato)
'Come on Shinji… what else happened?'
'Nothing… we went out to eat noodles and went our separate way home.'
'What about the chocolates?'
'Oh… yeah… Rei… gave me chocolates… ripped my dress and at the same time… lent me her jacket…'
'I hear you wore a brassier Shinjikun…'
'I didn't….'
How'd she know?
Spy cam Shinji… bow to the master.
I bet she used a spy cam… bitch to the third power…
'Brassier guy…'
'Not…'
'Gay boy…'
'I'm not…'
Misato… creeps slowly towards Shinji and puts her hand over her…
'You know Shinji… who was it that helped you when you were down… fed you, clothed you… gave you allowances and sheltered you?'
'My mom?'
'no…'
'Uncle?'
'Dad?'
'MEEEEE!'
… Yeah… right… commander pays for all of this.
'EEEEEEEEEEEIIIIYIYIYI!'
EEEPP… stop strangling me…
'Alright… I'm… I'm a pudding…'
BOOOOOOOOOOM
The door flies open…
Special effects from Special Effects team. *_*_*_*_*_*_*
'Rei?'
'…'
'…'
'…'
'!'
'It's not what you think…'
'Misato… unhand Shinji… Shinji… step outside for a moment…'
My goddess… thank you…
'I'm outa hear…'
[Outside of the Apartment…]
'Sigh… I'm thirsty… better buy food at 7/11.'
[Back]
'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAA!'
Rei performed her secret technique learned from the famous Zak and Marcus of the audience….
ZAK AND MARCUS oO(Yeah… um… I'm markus… Hi mom… happy mother's day… and um… I'm …Z)
Ok that was enough…
Pst…
Misato flies into the other side of the room…
K O
Rei wins…
Rei pauses and looks into the screen with a smile…
'IT FELT BETTER THAN SEX.' Rei bows
To be continued.
I hope you liked this chapter… more plot on the next episode…
Outtakes
Asuka sits beside hikari… 'sigh… I'm bored'
'I'm bored too…'
'We're all bored…'
'Oh… Yui… Happy moms day…'
'RRRRRRAAAAR!"
'Quit your yap… Shinji's sleeping…'
'EEEp… ok ok…'
'sigh… boredom to the max…'
'HAPPY MOMS DAY'
