The Crazy Day at Hogwarts

Now, the crazy day started with Dumbledore walking down a hallway, when he saw a bunny, now Dumbledore and his friend Gandalf both loved bunnies, so he was excited when he saw one.

"Pretty bunny come here," Dumbledore said as he chased the rabbit down the hall. Then Dumbledore bumped into Filch himself,

"Excuse me headmaster, but what do you think you are doing, look at yourself, on the floor, crawling on your hands and knees, what are you after?"

"Well Filch," Dumbledore started, his eyes watery underneath his crescent shaped glasses from losing the bunny. "I was trying to catch the bunny that came along, but I lost it... WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"

"Um.. headmaster... um... uh.. Do you know where my cat is?" Filch asked, shifting his feet. "I kinda lost her after or last playtime last week, and I'm worried, I can't find her anywhere, and I need her."

"No, wait, you have been having sex with your cat?! No wonder she hasn't been anywhere," Dumbledore said, sniffling.

Meanwhile down in the dungeons, Snape was correcting tests, he gave the day before.

"Hmm.. Potter, it seems you got some questions right.. too bad F. Weasly, it seems you got the same answers on everything Potter did,... F for cheating! Malfoy, it seems you didn't do any studying and got them all wrong, oh well, A. Hermione Granger, it seems you got them all right, but... um.. lets see... you got this parchment stained, C. OH!!! What's this, a fuzzy wuzzy caterpillar!" Snape said excitedly, yes, Snape does like caterpillars, I think it's because they match his eyebrows, anyway...

"How, did you get here? Oh well, come on, I'll take you upstairs!!!" Snape said happily, and very much unlike himself.

Snape started upstairs, but bumped into McGonagall, who, as well, was looking very happy, like Snape, but in her hand she held, none other then.... Meal worms.

"Oh, hello Snape, what do you have there?" McGonagall said happily, which made her voice squeak.

"I have a black fuzzy wuzzy caterpillar! I decided to name it... Lucius! Isn't it adorable?"

Now no one is supposed to know this, but Snape had a very big crush on Lucius, and speaking of him...

Lucius Malfoy, came skipping down the hall, pimp stick high in the air, and sang the Hamtaro theme song with a big grin, a Hamtaro t-shirt, and big Hamtaro ears on, with a pink Spiffy Pink Pansy bow in his hair. Classes peaked out of their doorways to see waht was going on.

"Dumbledore!!!" Lucius cried happily, as a red, embarrassed face peeked out of a doorway with blonde streaked back hair, yes, Draco himself.

"Hey, Malfoy, isn't that you, your father?"

*That dinner feast*

Dumbledore, tapped his glass twice to get people's attention, everyone quieted down rather quickly. Then, Dumbledore spoke

"We are going to have our first annual PET day at Hogwarts, tommorrow, so everyone, please, somehow bring your pets to school."

Continued in Chapter Two...