The Crazy Day at Hogwarts
Chapter 2
"What?!" the students whispered to each other.
"What are the teachers going on about?" others asked.
"WOW, look at the teachers now!!" Someone busted out.
Indeed, things did start to get extremely weird for the students, everyone was wide-eyed as Dumbledore took out a muggle razor and begun shaving the bunnies fur! (This is NOT my original idea, I got it off of one of my friends stories that they wrote about Gandalf and Dumbledore) Ginny screamed "What is Dumbledore DOING to that poor bunny?!" "Shut Up You!" Everyone yelled. Okay, to tell you the truth I HATE Ginny, so there! Okay, back to the story, Harry screamed like a girl when someone mysteriously came in, Tom Riddle, like from the diary, and behind him came the basilisk, still having the marks of blindness from the phoenix yet, still, very much alive. "Tommy Boy!!!" Harry yelled and ran towards Riddle and gave him a hug. "I thought you were a goner!" "Get off me you IDIOT!!! Remember, you killed me!! My memory anyway" Tom said to Harry. "But...But... That wasn't me that was.. that was...a.. um... A ROBOT!!!!" Harry exclaimed. "Sure!" Draco said rudely, yet smirking evilly (and wonderfully!!! If I may say so myself ^^), "So I suppose the person who saved that Weasly idiot girl was a robot as well, hmm?" "Yeah," Harry screamed back, "Why would I save that idiot girl, I hate her guts, her looks, everything about her!!" "HEY!!!" Ron screamed "Don't talk about my sister that way.... WITHOUT ME!!!" "Sorry Ron" Harry apologized "I forgot how much you hate your idiotic sister!" "Hey students!" Draco yelled "Who HATES Ginny?" Everyone raised their hands, "Then Lets KILL HER!!!" Ron yelled Ginny ran, but tripped over the mangled Riddle diary and everyone sporked her to death with their wonderful utensil, the SPORK!!!*Halleluiah, Halleluiah, Halleluiah, Halleluiah(background music^^)*
Meanwhile, back at the feast hall, or the dining hall or whatever the eating hall is called, Hagrid came in, with none other but... a DRAGON, "Headmaster sir, I heard yeh said there would be a pet day, so I got Charlie to mail me back Norbert, LOOK HOW BIG HE'S GROWN!!!" Tears were in his eyes. Norbert spotted the basilisk and blew fire at it while the basilisk hissed. They instantly, miraculously transformed into...er.. some type of odd human....thing. It was quite interesting, but still the main attraction was at the teachers' table where the completely bald rabbit hopped and Dumbledore was found pasting the just shaved bunny fur on himself and grabbed two pieces of muggle gum and jumped on the table and jumped around and knocked everything off the table. Snape, who, as you probably know, is stern but in this particular case was smiling and giggling like a little girl, who he usually smacked around. He was acting in this peculiar way because of the fuzzy wuzzy black caterpillar crawling over his.. er.. caterpillar-like eyebrows. Mrs. McGonagall was swirling the mealworms around in her mashed potatoes and took a bite.
"Mmmmm, tastes just like chicken" she said.
But as she said this Lucius was skipping around with his wife, no, not Narcissa, but Gina, Gina Malfoy. And, like usual, singing the ham-ham song, but what really was surprising was who came through the doors next, Legolas, Yue(from Cardcaptor Sakura) Clow(rhymes with glow, also from Cardcaptor Sakura) Sesshomaru (from Inu Yasha) and, of course, Elrond. All of the Ham-Ham club was now at Hogwarts, now the REAL fun should begin!!!
-See what happens next in Chapter 3!!
Chapter 2
"What?!" the students whispered to each other.
"What are the teachers going on about?" others asked.
"WOW, look at the teachers now!!" Someone busted out.
Indeed, things did start to get extremely weird for the students, everyone was wide-eyed as Dumbledore took out a muggle razor and begun shaving the bunnies fur! (This is NOT my original idea, I got it off of one of my friends stories that they wrote about Gandalf and Dumbledore) Ginny screamed "What is Dumbledore DOING to that poor bunny?!" "Shut Up You!" Everyone yelled. Okay, to tell you the truth I HATE Ginny, so there! Okay, back to the story, Harry screamed like a girl when someone mysteriously came in, Tom Riddle, like from the diary, and behind him came the basilisk, still having the marks of blindness from the phoenix yet, still, very much alive. "Tommy Boy!!!" Harry yelled and ran towards Riddle and gave him a hug. "I thought you were a goner!" "Get off me you IDIOT!!! Remember, you killed me!! My memory anyway" Tom said to Harry. "But...But... That wasn't me that was.. that was...a.. um... A ROBOT!!!!" Harry exclaimed. "Sure!" Draco said rudely, yet smirking evilly (and wonderfully!!! If I may say so myself ^^), "So I suppose the person who saved that Weasly idiot girl was a robot as well, hmm?" "Yeah," Harry screamed back, "Why would I save that idiot girl, I hate her guts, her looks, everything about her!!" "HEY!!!" Ron screamed "Don't talk about my sister that way.... WITHOUT ME!!!" "Sorry Ron" Harry apologized "I forgot how much you hate your idiotic sister!" "Hey students!" Draco yelled "Who HATES Ginny?" Everyone raised their hands, "Then Lets KILL HER!!!" Ron yelled Ginny ran, but tripped over the mangled Riddle diary and everyone sporked her to death with their wonderful utensil, the SPORK!!!*Halleluiah, Halleluiah, Halleluiah, Halleluiah(background music^^)*
Meanwhile, back at the feast hall, or the dining hall or whatever the eating hall is called, Hagrid came in, with none other but... a DRAGON, "Headmaster sir, I heard yeh said there would be a pet day, so I got Charlie to mail me back Norbert, LOOK HOW BIG HE'S GROWN!!!" Tears were in his eyes. Norbert spotted the basilisk and blew fire at it while the basilisk hissed. They instantly, miraculously transformed into...er.. some type of odd human....thing. It was quite interesting, but still the main attraction was at the teachers' table where the completely bald rabbit hopped and Dumbledore was found pasting the just shaved bunny fur on himself and grabbed two pieces of muggle gum and jumped on the table and jumped around and knocked everything off the table. Snape, who, as you probably know, is stern but in this particular case was smiling and giggling like a little girl, who he usually smacked around. He was acting in this peculiar way because of the fuzzy wuzzy black caterpillar crawling over his.. er.. caterpillar-like eyebrows. Mrs. McGonagall was swirling the mealworms around in her mashed potatoes and took a bite.
"Mmmmm, tastes just like chicken" she said.
But as she said this Lucius was skipping around with his wife, no, not Narcissa, but Gina, Gina Malfoy. And, like usual, singing the ham-ham song, but what really was surprising was who came through the doors next, Legolas, Yue(from Cardcaptor Sakura) Clow(rhymes with glow, also from Cardcaptor Sakura) Sesshomaru (from Inu Yasha) and, of course, Elrond. All of the Ham-Ham club was now at Hogwarts, now the REAL fun should begin!!!
-See what happens next in Chapter 3!!
