Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters in this story the people from the Land of Oz belong to L. Frank Baum and all the people at Hogwarts belong to J.K Rowling. Also I do not own the movie The Wizard of Oz or the song the Marcarena or The Ketchup Song –they belong to who ever owns them. I only own the plot though my brother did give me the idea.

Author's Notes: Welcome to the last chapter of HP meets TWOO I won't keep you waiting and just let you start right on with reading the last chapter of my (hopefully) funny story.

Oh yeah and a HUGE thank-you to: Sukima, Sirius Black and The Golden Goose for ideas as well as my cousin double-O-dolly for her idea and help and support.

Chapter Seven/Surprises

"I guess you were right Ron, she is wearing a big fluffy rabbit suit!" Harry exclaimed in shock seeing the new outfit the witch had changed into because of the tear in her dress.

"Oh shut up at least I didn't get caught in the girls bathroom with Dorothy"

"For the last time it was the BOYS bathroom Dorothy found me in there."

"Yeah and Malfoy found you holding hands with Dorothy."

"I was dragging her out of there, nothing was going on"

"Oh come on Harry you can tell me!"

"NO I can't"

"YES you can. Now tell me, was it you that arranged it or Dorothy?"

"Okay listen why would you want to know what I did in there I don't even like her okay?"

"Sure... Then who DO you like"

"No one"

"Hmmm... We're getting somewhere, Harry likes no one"

"Oh shut up Ron"

"Please tell me"

"No"

"Pleassssssssessssssssssss?"

"No!"

"Pretty please?"

"NO!"

"Pretty please with sugar on top plus ice cream with melted chocolate added with a sweet little..."

"Gee Ron I knew you were gay but I didn't know you were THAT gay" Hermione said coming up from behind him.

"Face it kid you just wreaked yourself," said a winged monkey coming up to the side of him holding a drink.

"SHUT IT YOU STUPID WINGED BAT"

"No Ron it's a rat"

"No Ron and Harry you're both wrong it a winged monkey"

"For the last time Hermione can you stop being such a know-it-all for once?"

"Ron can you shut up for once?"

"Okay you two break it up! Break it up" Harry said pushing them away from each other. "Anyway Ron I think the witch wants to dance" Harry added nodding his head it the witch's direction who was wearing the bunny suit and looking grumpily at Ron.

"Yeah good idea before she really does turn me into a toad." Ron said quickly going over to the witch not looking very excited. Then again who would look excited about dancing with the witch.

"Um... Fred is it safe to get down now?"

"Well what do you think? NO!" Fred and George were outside up in a tree hiding from Tin woodman and Scarecrow who apparently wanted to chop them into little bits and pieces for looking like them.

"Oh come down little birds we don't want to hurt you" Scarecrow said shouting up to the top of the tree.

"Yes you will!" George said shouting down towards them.

"That doesn't matter we have you exactly where we want you!" Tin woodman replied

"What 40 feet up in a tree with no way to us? Sounds pretty smart to me!"

"D'oh!" Both Scarecrow and Tin woodman shouted back up after realising their stupidity.

"Dinner shall now be served" Professor McGonagall said who was dressed up in green complete with green glasses.

Everyone sat down at the tables with their friends, dates or just by him or herself. Showing that they were proud to be loners.

The meal consisted of pumpkin juice, chicken and liver pie as well as fruit and nuts with baked apple dumplings. Nearly everyone took one look at the meal and lost their appetite. The only things that did remain eatable were the fruit and nuts and the pumpkin juice, though only a few drank the many too scared in case it was poison.

Dorothy who was not caring if the food was safe or not was eating everything that was placed in front of her she then took a huge gulp of the pumpkin juice before pulling a face.

"Ugh, this such a nice drink I think I'll share it with Ron!" Dorothy said sarcastically before pouring it on Ron's lap.

Ron then looked down at his lap and started crying. "Mummy... Wah... I think I just... Wah... Wet my pants"

"Oh did looks like Ron just had a little accident should I go and get your mummy?" said a snarling voice coming from behind Ron.

"That's... Not... Funny... Malfoy" Harry said while at the same time trying not to laugh as well as chocking on his pumpkin juice.

"Really? Then I think I will go now!" Malfoy said angrily before stomping off.

After the plates had been cleared (mostly all eaten by Lion) the students went back on the dance floor waiting for the music to start.

A band came on consisting of two boys and two girls. A fast beat started playing and one of the girls started singing into the microphone.

"Friday night its party time feeling ready looking fine. Viene diego rumbeando"

"Huh? What are they saying?" Ron asked to Hermione.

"Oh Ron your sooooo old, it's The Ketchup Song." Hermione told Ron back.

"Come again?"

"Oh forget it. Harry want to dance?" Hermione asked Harry who was standing right next to her.

"Well... I'd like to but I just don't see how song is danceable? Hey where is Dorothy by the way, I need to make sure she hasn't walked into any more bathrooms. So see ya"

"Asereje' ja de je jebe tu de jebere seibivnonva"

"Okay now they're just talking rubbish"

"No Ron its Spanish"

"OKAY FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL CAN YOU STOP BEING A KNOW-IT-ALL HERMIONE"

"NO AND CAN YOU LEAVE ME ALONE FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL RON?" Hermione shouted back at Ron. "Oh forget it" she muttered to herself when she saw the witch coming. "I'm going."

"Um... Dorothy what are you doing?" Harry had found Dorothy somewhere else on the dance floor doing a ridiculous dance.

"It's the dance to the ketchup song. You see you cross your hands across torso; alternate your left hand over your right hand around six times. Then hitch a ride to the right and repeat to your left."

"Yeah now what?" Harry asked standing still with his arms straight down by his sides.

"You move both arms in small circular motions above your head"

"You know what I really do believe I'm going the hang of it" Harry said sarcastically still doing nothing.

"Wonderful! Now move right hand to the front of your head"

"And now what?"

"You repeat it silly!"

"Is that all?" Harry asked still standing straight.

"Why yes" Dorothy said a little surprised by Harry's small outburst.

"Good cos I'm now going" and Harry turned around and headed back towards the band wondering why he even bothered to go see Dorothy.

"As much as I am ashamed to say this but the ball is coming to an end for the younger students but for the older ones I hope you will come back again to the later one on." Dumbledore paused to hear grumbles from the older ones that they wouldn't even come back to another ball if their lives depended on it.

"But before we end I have to the that we will let the band play one more song."

The band picked up their instruments and started a fast patchy beat.

One of the males started singing "Ohhhhhhhhh... Oh oh... Ahhhhhhhhh" While one of the females started laughing into a microphone before the other one started singing.

"When I dance they call me Marcarena. And the boys say que soi buena"

"Gee is it just me or is everyone doing another crazy dance?" Ron asked the witch. When he didn't get a reply he turned around to see that the witch wasn't there. "Oh no!" Ron said to him self before pushing everyone away to find the witch.

"Right arm out with your palm facing down..." the other female was talking everyone thorough the actions of the dance.

Ron pushed away everyone to find himself into the middle of the dance floor with the witch dancing with Dorothy. No! Wait it wasn't Dorothy it was Snape dressed up as Dorothy! That was all Ron could take for one day before he left the great hall screaming! "THAT'S IT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE HAS EVERY ONE IN THIS SCHOOL GONE INSANE?!"

:::At the 10 o'clock Ball:::

"Welcome my pretties, welcome to later on ball. My pretties since we are ending at midnight I think we should put the film on straight away." The 10pm ball had started and only at small amount of students had showed up, most just too scared of that the same things would be repeated. I mean Snape dressed up as Dorothy and dancing the Macarena is enough to drive any one insane. So the total amount of students was 42.

The students that did come (most were all from muggle studies) had nervously gathered round the television not knowing what fate would await them. They then silently all sat down at the chairs placed around the screen and didn't talk at all.

The movie started with a girl running by in a chequered dress, she stopped running and patted a little dog.

"Gee what a cheap movie it isn't even in colour" one kid exclaimed

"QUIET! Some people are trying to watch the movie you know" the witch shouted at the kid who had just spoken.

"Yeah only you1" A girl with blonde hair in pig tails said.

"That's not true, I'm watching it. I'm dieing to know who that girl is? You know her dog and dress are also the same as mine!" Dorothy said looking thoughtfully at the girl on the screen.

"That's because she is you" Hermione said in her usual know-it-all voice.

"She is not! I don't have white skin"

"Yeah sure whatever Dorothy" Hermione said rolling her eyes.

The screen showed Dorothy in her room while out side her window the wind was blowing fiercely as she looked out and saw people fly by.

"Aw cool if I ever saw flying people outside my window I would die!" Said someone.

"Yeah? Then sleep in on a Saturday morning before a Quidditch match" answered back Hermione.

On the screen the house had now landed and the girl woke up and slowly walked towards the door. When she opened it she gasped and stepped out where she then had suddenly turned into colour.

"Oh why did it all have to turn into colour I was just getting used to it being in black and white?" Dorothy said her voice screeching.

"Toto I have a feeling we're not in Kansas any more" The girl on the screen said to her dog.

"Well duh! I mean come on. One you're all in colour. Two you're in a land with fake flowers. THR-"

"Alright Dorothy we get your point now sit down" Harry said pulling Dorothy by the arm back into her seat.

"We must be over the rainbow!" The girl said looking around and smiling. She then saw a pink bubble coming towards her getting bigger and bigger. Until it faded away and a lady in pink appeared.

"Are you a good witch or a bad witch?" the lady in pink asked the girl on the screen who was Dorothy.

"Oh me? I'm not a witch at all." the screen Dorothy answered to the lady in pink.

"Oh well is that the witch?" the lady in pink said pointing her wand at the dog.

"God is she dumb or what?" Someone behind Dorothy said.

"Toto? Toto's my dog!" the screen Dorothy said.

"Oh well I'm a little muddled. The munchkins have just told me that a new witch has just dropped a house on the Wicked Witch of the Eat. And here you are and that's all that's left of the Wicked Witch of the East." The lady in pink said while this time pointing her wand at a corner of the house that had some legs covered in yellow and black stockings sticking out from underneath it. "And so all the munchkins want to know are you a good witch or a bad witch?"

"But I've already told you. I'm not a witch at all. Witches are old and ugly." The screen Dorothy said with a look of bewilderment on her face. Suddenly giggles could be heard in the background. "What was that?" the screen Dorothy said in a loud whisper.

"The Munchkins, they're laughing because I am a witch. I'm Glinda; the witch of the North." Said the lady in pink.

"Yeah and talk of cheap I mean who wears big fluffy dresses any more? I mean come on who does?" said a boy in the background. Straight away every one looked at Lavender and Parvati.

"You are? Oh I beg your pardon! But I've never heard of a beautiful witch before!" The screen Dorothy said in a sate of shock.

"Only bad witches are ugly." Glinda said.

"That's not true!" Harry screamed. "Malfoy's evil but his still hot, I mean he has more people who like him better then me."

"Yeah but all the girls 'I' want always go to you." Malfoy said eyeing Dorothy.

"Ohhhhhh." Said the mass of fan girls crowding behind Malfoy's chair.

On the screen at the moment everyone was singing and the little people that were 'Munchkins' were singing and dancing everywhere.

"Ding dong the witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch! Ding dong the wicked witch is dead!" Sang the Munchkins on the screen.

"Hey is it just me or are those THINGS becoming annoying?" someone asked.

"Oh yeah you think that's bad? You weren't stuck with them all day!" Dorothy said suddenly remembering that it was her life they were telling on the TV.

"You know this song reminds me of Voldemont just the opposite," said Harry starting to sing. "Ding dong Volidie's alive! Which old Volidie? The you-know-who Volidie. Ding dong Voldemont is alive!!! He came from a bowl of water... Or was it soup? Ding dong Volidie is alive!" Harry sang at the top of his lungs while standing on his chair.

"Okay Harry you can sit down now. You're embarrassing me." Dorothy said pulling him down.

"Me? What about you? At least I don't go into..." Harry was broken off by a loud "bang" on the TV it showed a cloud of orange smoke when the wicked witch appeared.

"That's me!" said the real wicked witch of the west.

"I thought you said she was dead!" The screen Dorothy asked Glinda taking steps backwards into her.

"That was her sister, the Wicked Witch of the East. This is her sister the Wicked Witch of the West. She's worse than the other one." Glinda replied putting her hands on Dorothy's shoulder.

"Who killed my sister? Who killed the Witch of the East? Was it you" screeched the screen witch pointing at Dorothy.

"No. No! It was an accident… I didn't mean to kill anybody'

"Well my pretty I can cause accidents too" the witch said screeching at the screen Dorothy.

"Yeah sure. More like throw orange smoke around" muttered someone under their breath but stopped when got caught by the witch. "But on second thoughts throwing smoke around would be a smart idea!" The person quickly added on.

"You have no power here! Be gone before somebody drops a house on you too" Glinda said. The witch stoped and suddenly looked up at the sky as if looking for a house that would drop on her.

She then stood up straight "Very well... I bid my time... As for you my fine lady" the witch said pointing at Dorothy "its true I can't attend you here and now as I'd like; but just try to stay out of my way... Just try! I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too!" and with that the witch disappeared in a cloud of orange smoke.

"Gee what cheap special effects."

"Yeah and orange smoke? Whose heard of that?"

"And the broomstick she carries around which she doesn't even fly"

"And..."

"Shut-up another's song coming on"

"Is that a good thing or a bag thing?'

"Bad" so far everyone in the room was board and nothing could change the mood they were in not even talking Scarecrows.

:::Later:::

The seen on the television set was set when the witch was in a small dark room glowering a crystal ball showing Dorothy, Lion, Scarecrow and Tin woodman walking together in an haunted forest.

'Take your army to the Haunted Forest and bring me that girl and her dog. Do what you like with the others, but I want her alive and unharmed! They'll give you no trouble, I promise you that. I've sent a little insect on ahead to take the fight out of them!" Cackled the screen wicked witch to a winged monkey while taping her crystal ball at points in her speech.

The monkey looked at the witch then jumped out of the window and flew away the witch started laughing, "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Take special care of those ruby slippers-- I want those most of all! Now fly... fly! Fly my pretties, fly... fly!"

"Awwwwwww not fair, I want a flying monkey too!" One girl said screaming like a fan girl at the TV.

"Shut-up!" Shouted the witch back. "Their hopeless pet you know. ANYWAY we're trying to watch the movie here you know!"

"Oh yeah?" Harry mumbled to himself "For what point?"

"O-Ee-Yah! Eoh-Ah! O-Ee-Yah! Eoh-Ah! O-Ee-Yah! Eoh-Ah!" sang the guards. While the screen Lion, Tin woodman and Scarecrow dressed at the guards went up to the room where Dorothy was and saved her by Tin woodman chopping down the door!

They all started running down the stairs towards the main door when it slammed shut.

"Going so soon? I wouldn't hear of it! Why my little party's just beginning!" The witch said appearing with a whole heap of guards behind her.

"You know what I think I feel a chase coming on" a kid said.

"A chase? More like a song" someone answered back.

"Yeah! This movie has more songs in it then I can count"

"Shhhhh they're running around" Which was true since on the screen Dorothy and Co, were running through the castle only to be caught in the centre of a mass guards with the witch in front of them.

"Ring-around-the-rosy! A pocketful of spears! Thought you'd be pretty foxy didn't cha? Well, the last to go will see the first three go before her... and her mangy little dog, too! How about a little fire Scarecrow?" the witch said lifting her broom up and made it catch fire from a torch while she brought it down again and set it on Scarecrow who caught on fire. Scarecrow having a fear of fire was jumping up and down while Dorothy saw a bucket near by and threw the contents of water on Scarecrow while some of it splashed on the witch's face.

"Ohhh! You cursed brat look what you're done! I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! Who would of thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness! Ohhh! Look out! Look out! I'm going! Ohhh... Ohhhhhhhhhhh" the witch said while melting away leaving only her clothes.

"Well that was cheap"

"And what a coincidence that they had a bucket of water near by!"

"Gee people... That movie sucked. I mean if any of you have read the book you would have noticed that they cut out half the things that were meant to be in it. One: The witch was meant to have one eye! Count it ONE! NOT TWO! Number two: they..."

"Alright Hermione its okay! You don't need to get so high and mighty about it"

"You be quite Harry... Now where is that witch?"

"Oh shut-up can we at least finish watching the movie before we complain about it?"

"NO! There you are!" Hermione said pointing her finger at the witch. "Now can you explain to me why you have two eyes and not one?"

The witch looked dramatised and started muttering things under her breath. Till "I'll get you my pretty. I will! And your little cat too!" came out of the witch's mouth before stamping off out of the room.

"Oh like I'm so scared... Wait! How did she know I had a cat?" Hermione asked no one in particular.

"Well that settles that." Harry said getting up and dusting his hands, "Hermione hates the witch and the witch hates people telling her what she should be when she's not," and with that Harry left the room as well.

It had been a full month since the night of the ball. Classes were back on as usual and everything was normal again, well as normal as things can get with the Oz people being at the school.

By now everyone was used to having the characters walking through the halls of the school and the only thing that remained abnormal was the girlie shrieks in the hallways before classes at the lion.

It was also official now that Dorothy and Harry had broken up even though no one even knew that if they had ever been together

The witch's 'death threat' at Hermione had not happened yet and Hermione was still living peacefully with her cat Crookshanks.

Right now at Hogwarts it was a Monday morning with breakfast on the tables in the great hall and Ron was with Harry having an argument on what would be the worst way to die.

"The worst way to die would be that you are in the woods on a full moon. You are wearing clothes made completely of meat and then the werewolves come..."

"No. Harry, the worst way to die would be that you fall of a cliff, your head hits a rock and you fall into the ocean and then a shark starts eating you. So you are inside the Shark but still alive as you slowly start to digest over the years.

"No the worst way to die would be sitting here listening to you two talk about what the worst way to die would be. Oh and watching you Ron, stuff your face full of food!" Hermione said in a completely board voice.

"No if you fall out of a plane and you parachute doesn't open and then SPLAT!" Harry said banging his fist down on the table making all the plates jump.

"No! The worst way to die is if a little brat comes along and throws a bucket of water at you and you start to melt. Then around ten years later Glinda the non-evil witch of the South needs you for a spell so she makes you come back to life. Then she feels sorry for you so she tells you that if you want to stay alive you have to now live a good life and not to do anything that would hurt others other you. Then you get a letter and you end up going to Hogwarts. And so that would be the worst way to die, I mean by melting of course. Just ignore everything else I said."

Harry and Ron slowly turned around hoping not to see whom they thought had just said all that. No luck at all there was the witch standing there trying to look innocence but failing, Ron was about to speak but Dumbledore's voice was heard first.

"Today's the day when I'm sad to say that some students will be leaving us. Yes today the students from the Land of Oz will go home."

"YES!" Someone shouted in the background.

"But..." he continued "Voldemont has just attacked an all girls witch school, so while their school is being repaired they will be staying with us."

"Um... If you don't mind me asking but what school is that?" Hermione asked biting her nails.

"The girls from Cackle's Academy for Witches"

Everyone then looked at Hermione who then screamed.

The End

Started: 31st of December 2001

Finished: 16th of June 2003

Author's Notes II: Okay and that is the end HP meets TWOO, I hope I didn't bore you to death while reading this OR that you died during the two and a half years in which I wrote this story!

First of all I would like to thank everyone who read this story (from me asking you to or from you reading it out of you free will)

Second I'd like to say that I'm so glad this is over, I don't think I'll be writing fanfiction for a while again now.

Third, there will be no sequel, because I have moved on and I don't think I have the humour or writing skills. I have a few ideas so one day it might happen... But I doubt it.