Disclaimer: sshhhhh, don't tell anyone, but I've illegally gotten the copy
write to mass-produce this fic for an evilly high price. Hmhmhmhahahaha!
The poor fools will never know what happened!! *
*This is a lie, a prank, a joke. Do not believe that I own or illegally produce Smash Brothers stuff for cash. Unless of course, you want me to come and hunt your lousy self down and kill you for sport. The plot thickens. Hmhmhmhhahahhahahaha!!
Author's note: this and many other chapters in my other fic's have been delayed due to writer's blocks. But thankfully, due to pondering on sleepless nights and inhaling nine pounds of sugar daily, I have finally been able to keep moving on. Sirk once told me that some of the funniest fanfics have been written on sugar highs, so.I want my fics to be funny.can you guess? I'M ON A SUGAR HIGH!!! MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! PEEKABOO!! HEHEHHAAHAWHOOHAHEEYAAAW!!!
Link hugged Zelda's ankles, pleading. "PLEASE!! You HAVE to go out with meheeehee!!" He started to cry a pitiful, whimpering like moan while all the while Y. Link stood looking puzzled. "Come on, big brother! You said you IMPRESSED all the girls, not scare them away!" Y. Link said disappointedly. " You're not as cool as I thought" Just then, Marth walked up to them on the way to the cafeteria (it was almost lunch time.) "Uh, Zelda, what's going on?" He asked puzzledly. "Oh, Marth, hi. I don't really know. This weirdo keeps asking me out." Zelda replied. "PLEASE!! I'M DESPERATE!!!" Link screamed. " With a face like that, I'd be too." Marth retorted as he approached Link. "Sorry, pal, but that's MY girlfriend." Marth pulled hit foot back and kicked Link in the face, sending him sliding backwards and into the girl's bathroom. High-pitched shrieks and the sound of a man being tortured beyond mortal comprehension could be heard quite clearly. After a while the screaming subsided and a silence ensued. Finally, you could hear the subtle sound of a flushing toilet and Link's voice pitifully pleading for mercy as his voice faded. "Kinda freaky," Zelda remarked. "Big Brother I'll save you!" Y. Link shouted as he ran off somewhere. "Well," Marth said. " That was.hmmm.well I guess our five minute break should be about over. It should be lunch time as soon as the bell rings." Sure enough, the bell rang only seconds later and the two of them walked to lunch together.
As Ness slowly pulled himself out of the sewer, he noticed a crumpled figure floating lifelessly across the water. He looked at it more closely, and to his amazement, it was "Link?" Ness asked. The figure gave out a slight gurgle. "Here, let me help you out," Ness said as he picked the distorted, beaten form of Link up slowly and he started climbing out. But before he climbed even one ring, the rabbit returned. It jumped out of the water and gave out a hideous shriek. Grabbing link with its fangs, it dove back into the water, never to be seen again. Link would, however, somehow survive. Ness climber the final rung of the sewer ladder, but before he could climb out, he heard the lunch bell ring. The ground began to rumble and the earth began to shack as every single student rushed toward the cafeteria, and right at him. Ness ducked at the last second and then stuck his head out after they had left. He let out a triumphant "HA!" As he pulled himself out of the sewer, but Marth, not looking where he was going (he was gazing into Zelda's face) stepped on Ness's head, sending back once again into the sewer. (Poor guy. He gets out for real in the next chapter. Or maybe even in this one.)
Boo (the ghost thing) tried desperately to put the sandwich in his tiny arms to his mouth. Finally, in exasperation he yelled. " CURSE MY PUNY ARMS!!! DARN YOU, MIYAMOTO!!! WHY THE HECK COULDN'T YOU DRAW ME WITH BIGGER ARMS!!!??!!! Bower sat down at the table, glancing at a late register for the academy. "Whaddya MEAN I can't be a Smash Brother!" Tidus from Final Fantasy 10 demanded. "I'm sorry," Came the response "But registration was yesterday. I'm sorry." Tidus went and stormed off. Bowser turned his attention to something else. "You know," He thought to himself, "Nothing that strange had happened yet. Maybe I'll be lucky and nothing will!" But before he could even finish the thought, five Yoshis dressed like sailors jumped up on a table and started singing a high-pitched mass of arbitrarily chosen syllables. "La-ra-oh-ah- ah! Eh-ee-uh-la-la!" Their singing went on for a while until finally two bullet holes went through the leader as Fox and Falco held their smoking guns. "Thank you!!" someone screamed enthusiastically. Fox shot him, too. He and his feathery fiend, (no I did not try to spell "friend". I left out the "r" on purpose.) sat back down and continued eating until a little green "X" shaped thing approached them. "Hi, may I eat lunch with you?" It asked. "No," Falco said. "And if you ask again I'll blow you to oblivion." "What the heck are you, anyway?" Fox demanded. " Why I'm the X-box's temporary mascot: The X!!" He replied. "Witness my awesome power!!" The X leaped into the air and grabbed onto the ceiling fan, spinning faster and faster. "Look I'm flying!" It shrieked. But before it could realized what happened, he was flung from the fan and thrown into Donkey Kong, the two were swinging on separate fans and collided in mid air. "Hey, you!" the X demanded. "Just because you aren't a mascot like me you think you can swing from MY ceiling fan?" D.K. just stared for a few seconds and then said, "yes" and whapped the X over the head with a lunch tray. Meanwhile Jiggallypuff walked up to where Bowser was sitting. She accidentally bumped into him and bounced off the walls like a super bouncy ball. Each time she hi the wall, there came a characteristic *doing!* sound. Gannondorf laughed, "Heh heh.looks like fun." He smacked Jiggallypuff as hard as he could, sending it bouncing violently in the X, breaking him into little shards (good riddance) and into Bowser's spikes, causing it to pop and soar out of the room.
Ness stood panting, he had finally made it out of the sewer. He heard a noise. A noise like that of a popped Jiggally puff flying at a speed of mach. 79, while screeching the whole time. Ness had just about had it. "Oh no you don't!!" He whipped out his home run bat, and with all his might, slammed it at Jiggalypuff, sending it high into the air, where it exploded with a deafening BOOM!! Little fiery shards of Jiggalypuff rained from the sky. Ness continued on his way, oblivious to the fact the rabid rabbit that bit him had infected him with "the-curse-of-the-pink-and-fluffy-but-not-so- cuddly-bunny".
Next time, on Super Smash Academy: Marth continues to see suspicious things going on around school, but can he convince anyone that something is wrong? What will become of Ness and his curse, and where the heck is Link? Find out these things and more, in the next astoundingly hilarious chapter of, Super Smash Academy, oh yeah! (does this make you want to see the next chapter more?)
*This is a lie, a prank, a joke. Do not believe that I own or illegally produce Smash Brothers stuff for cash. Unless of course, you want me to come and hunt your lousy self down and kill you for sport. The plot thickens. Hmhmhmhhahahhahahaha!!
Author's note: this and many other chapters in my other fic's have been delayed due to writer's blocks. But thankfully, due to pondering on sleepless nights and inhaling nine pounds of sugar daily, I have finally been able to keep moving on. Sirk once told me that some of the funniest fanfics have been written on sugar highs, so.I want my fics to be funny.can you guess? I'M ON A SUGAR HIGH!!! MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! PEEKABOO!! HEHEHHAAHAWHOOHAHEEYAAAW!!!
Link hugged Zelda's ankles, pleading. "PLEASE!! You HAVE to go out with meheeehee!!" He started to cry a pitiful, whimpering like moan while all the while Y. Link stood looking puzzled. "Come on, big brother! You said you IMPRESSED all the girls, not scare them away!" Y. Link said disappointedly. " You're not as cool as I thought" Just then, Marth walked up to them on the way to the cafeteria (it was almost lunch time.) "Uh, Zelda, what's going on?" He asked puzzledly. "Oh, Marth, hi. I don't really know. This weirdo keeps asking me out." Zelda replied. "PLEASE!! I'M DESPERATE!!!" Link screamed. " With a face like that, I'd be too." Marth retorted as he approached Link. "Sorry, pal, but that's MY girlfriend." Marth pulled hit foot back and kicked Link in the face, sending him sliding backwards and into the girl's bathroom. High-pitched shrieks and the sound of a man being tortured beyond mortal comprehension could be heard quite clearly. After a while the screaming subsided and a silence ensued. Finally, you could hear the subtle sound of a flushing toilet and Link's voice pitifully pleading for mercy as his voice faded. "Kinda freaky," Zelda remarked. "Big Brother I'll save you!" Y. Link shouted as he ran off somewhere. "Well," Marth said. " That was.hmmm.well I guess our five minute break should be about over. It should be lunch time as soon as the bell rings." Sure enough, the bell rang only seconds later and the two of them walked to lunch together.
As Ness slowly pulled himself out of the sewer, he noticed a crumpled figure floating lifelessly across the water. He looked at it more closely, and to his amazement, it was "Link?" Ness asked. The figure gave out a slight gurgle. "Here, let me help you out," Ness said as he picked the distorted, beaten form of Link up slowly and he started climbing out. But before he climbed even one ring, the rabbit returned. It jumped out of the water and gave out a hideous shriek. Grabbing link with its fangs, it dove back into the water, never to be seen again. Link would, however, somehow survive. Ness climber the final rung of the sewer ladder, but before he could climb out, he heard the lunch bell ring. The ground began to rumble and the earth began to shack as every single student rushed toward the cafeteria, and right at him. Ness ducked at the last second and then stuck his head out after they had left. He let out a triumphant "HA!" As he pulled himself out of the sewer, but Marth, not looking where he was going (he was gazing into Zelda's face) stepped on Ness's head, sending back once again into the sewer. (Poor guy. He gets out for real in the next chapter. Or maybe even in this one.)
Boo (the ghost thing) tried desperately to put the sandwich in his tiny arms to his mouth. Finally, in exasperation he yelled. " CURSE MY PUNY ARMS!!! DARN YOU, MIYAMOTO!!! WHY THE HECK COULDN'T YOU DRAW ME WITH BIGGER ARMS!!!??!!! Bower sat down at the table, glancing at a late register for the academy. "Whaddya MEAN I can't be a Smash Brother!" Tidus from Final Fantasy 10 demanded. "I'm sorry," Came the response "But registration was yesterday. I'm sorry." Tidus went and stormed off. Bowser turned his attention to something else. "You know," He thought to himself, "Nothing that strange had happened yet. Maybe I'll be lucky and nothing will!" But before he could even finish the thought, five Yoshis dressed like sailors jumped up on a table and started singing a high-pitched mass of arbitrarily chosen syllables. "La-ra-oh-ah- ah! Eh-ee-uh-la-la!" Their singing went on for a while until finally two bullet holes went through the leader as Fox and Falco held their smoking guns. "Thank you!!" someone screamed enthusiastically. Fox shot him, too. He and his feathery fiend, (no I did not try to spell "friend". I left out the "r" on purpose.) sat back down and continued eating until a little green "X" shaped thing approached them. "Hi, may I eat lunch with you?" It asked. "No," Falco said. "And if you ask again I'll blow you to oblivion." "What the heck are you, anyway?" Fox demanded. " Why I'm the X-box's temporary mascot: The X!!" He replied. "Witness my awesome power!!" The X leaped into the air and grabbed onto the ceiling fan, spinning faster and faster. "Look I'm flying!" It shrieked. But before it could realized what happened, he was flung from the fan and thrown into Donkey Kong, the two were swinging on separate fans and collided in mid air. "Hey, you!" the X demanded. "Just because you aren't a mascot like me you think you can swing from MY ceiling fan?" D.K. just stared for a few seconds and then said, "yes" and whapped the X over the head with a lunch tray. Meanwhile Jiggallypuff walked up to where Bowser was sitting. She accidentally bumped into him and bounced off the walls like a super bouncy ball. Each time she hi the wall, there came a characteristic *doing!* sound. Gannondorf laughed, "Heh heh.looks like fun." He smacked Jiggallypuff as hard as he could, sending it bouncing violently in the X, breaking him into little shards (good riddance) and into Bowser's spikes, causing it to pop and soar out of the room.
Ness stood panting, he had finally made it out of the sewer. He heard a noise. A noise like that of a popped Jiggally puff flying at a speed of mach. 79, while screeching the whole time. Ness had just about had it. "Oh no you don't!!" He whipped out his home run bat, and with all his might, slammed it at Jiggalypuff, sending it high into the air, where it exploded with a deafening BOOM!! Little fiery shards of Jiggalypuff rained from the sky. Ness continued on his way, oblivious to the fact the rabid rabbit that bit him had infected him with "the-curse-of-the-pink-and-fluffy-but-not-so- cuddly-bunny".
Next time, on Super Smash Academy: Marth continues to see suspicious things going on around school, but can he convince anyone that something is wrong? What will become of Ness and his curse, and where the heck is Link? Find out these things and more, in the next astoundingly hilarious chapter of, Super Smash Academy, oh yeah! (does this make you want to see the next chapter more?)
