Disclaimer: uh, I can't think of anything funny to say.
Marth walked to his next class. Some sorts of class were he learned to use "energy" or something like that. It went without much incident, however. But on the way back, he saw what looked like master hand. It disappeared behind a hallway before he found out what it was. It was "free hour" now, so the students could wander around campus until dinner. Marth found Zelda to tell her what happened.
"I'm serious, Zelda!" Marth protested to her. "I really saw it!"
" Oh come on," Zelda replied. "Why would Master Hand need to sneak around? Here OWNS the place. Get real."
"B-b-b-but- " I don't want to hear it."
Ardeline sighed as she painted a picture of Ness. "Ah, my sweet, sweet love. My heart shall be with you always. The moment I set my eyes on you I knew you were the one. My sweet Ness, you cannot escape fate! Our destinies were intertwined! I will find you no matter where you go! I will find you!
Gannondorf looked over a balcony that overlooked the majority of the school. So peaceful, so serene. He turned and looked and in that instant, he fell hopelessly in love. There, before him, Koume (come on, don't you remember her? think The Legend of Zelda) sat on her broom, looking up at the sky. Gannondorf gazed at her, knowing in his nasty, rotten, miserably poor excuse for a heart that they were meant for each other.
He began walking toward her slowly, almost in a trance, getting closer and closer.
Some guys were playing baseball in an empty lot. Not long after a ball was hit high into the air where it flew out of sight.
"Alright, home run!!" One of them shouted, running around the bases excitedly, while the others sighed and went to fetch another ball.
Gannondorf was bursting with joy, that is, if he even knew what that meant. It was the best day of his life (not that that is saying much whatsoever). He was about to call out to her, when a baseball was slammed at him and then lodged in his skull, where he passed out on the ground.
"Oh, boy! Dinner time!!" Sandbag shouted, hopping up and down (because that's about the limits of his range of motion. He could also sway back and forth, but that's beside the point). Soon a massive horde of people charged toward the cafeteria, trampling the lumbering pile of sand to the ground.
"Oh Marth, isn't this such a romantic spot?" Zelda asked, gazing intently into his eyes.
"Yeah..." was all the blue-haired swordsman could reply.
"Marth, I'm glad met you."
"Me too..."
As the two looked deeper into each other's eyes, Y. Link came out of pothole on the ground, dragging behind him the crumpled from of what used to be Link. Both Marth and Zelda stared in bewilderment as he continued to drag him further along the pavement, toward the cafeteria.
Bowser sat alone in the corner, eating his dinner. Behind him, a collection of Pokemon all sat around and chattered. "Pika, Pika, Pika?" "Pi!" "Jiggally, Puff Puff!!" "Sizor!" "PIKA!!" "Puff."
The conversation lasted several minutes, until Bowser finally had enough.
"OH FOR THE LOVE MY GREAT AUNT'S CARACASE, SHUT THE HECK UP!!!!!!!" Bowser screamed at the top of his lungs.
"PIKA PIKA PIKA PIKA PIKA PIKA PIKA PIKA PIKA PIKA PIKA PIKA PIKA CHU!!!!!!"
"I think you're sooooooo cute when you scream like that. *Giggle*" a feminine voice said. Bowser turned around slowly to see Romani. (from Majora's Mask) Romani giggled again and walked toward him. Bowser looked at her oddly. He took a step back, his eyes wide.
"Oh, Bowser, you soooooo muscular!!" She said, giggling again.
"Okay, you're REALLY creeping me out now. Stop."
"Hey everybody!!" Y. Link called.
Bowser and Romani turned and faced him.
I got Link out! He's okay!! Well, maybe not. But I got him out." Y. Link announced to the crowd. Link gave another gurgle and coughed up some sludge.
That night, Ness was in his room. The moon was full. He stood up and looked outside, his eyes fixed on the moon.
"It's so beautiful..." he said to himself.
Suddenly, his eyes grew red and he grew pink fur all over. He roared ferociously and growled, howling at the moon. He then ran out into the night, searching for prey.
Ganondorf stood with a large bandage on his head, carrying a bouquet of flowers with him. He was in front of Koume's room.
"Come on, Gannondorf, be brave," he kept telling himself. "It can't be that hard."
He gulped and prepared to knock on her door, but just then, a hairy pink think with fangs and two floppy ears rushed at him the the vigor and strength of a lion. "Ness?" Gannondorf asked, shocked. "AUUUUUUUGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" The beast rammed into him, sending Ganondorf sailing through the air like a missile and sank his long fangs into him, causing Gannondorf to go into a spasm, coughing and rolling onto the floor. Ardeline, who shared a room with Koume (poor girl) rushed out to see her beloved in a fierce battle with Gannondorf.
"Oh my sweet, sweet Ness! I shall save you!" She rushed at him with her paintbrush in hand, and began to beat savagely upon Ganondorf with the butt of it.
"Die, you foul fiend!!" She shrieked as Ganondorf rolled in misery on the ground.
"NOOOOOOOO GET AWAY, YOU WEIRDO!!!!" Bowser yelled as he fled from Romani.
"Come here Bowser!!" She hollered back at him. "NO NO!! GET AWAY!!"
"You're so cute when you yell!!" "HELP!!!"
As Ganondorf dragged his beaten body away from the bloody scene, he passed a man. He was a happy-go-lucky type, always with an optimistic smile on his face.
"Ah, love is in the air," he said to Ganondorf. "Can't you just SMELL it?" Ganondorf beat the man's face in and left him lying on the street. "Shut up," he said, continuing on his way back to his dorm room.
Marth walked to his next class. Some sorts of class were he learned to use "energy" or something like that. It went without much incident, however. But on the way back, he saw what looked like master hand. It disappeared behind a hallway before he found out what it was. It was "free hour" now, so the students could wander around campus until dinner. Marth found Zelda to tell her what happened.
"I'm serious, Zelda!" Marth protested to her. "I really saw it!"
" Oh come on," Zelda replied. "Why would Master Hand need to sneak around? Here OWNS the place. Get real."
"B-b-b-but- " I don't want to hear it."
Ardeline sighed as she painted a picture of Ness. "Ah, my sweet, sweet love. My heart shall be with you always. The moment I set my eyes on you I knew you were the one. My sweet Ness, you cannot escape fate! Our destinies were intertwined! I will find you no matter where you go! I will find you!
Gannondorf looked over a balcony that overlooked the majority of the school. So peaceful, so serene. He turned and looked and in that instant, he fell hopelessly in love. There, before him, Koume (come on, don't you remember her? think The Legend of Zelda) sat on her broom, looking up at the sky. Gannondorf gazed at her, knowing in his nasty, rotten, miserably poor excuse for a heart that they were meant for each other.
He began walking toward her slowly, almost in a trance, getting closer and closer.
Some guys were playing baseball in an empty lot. Not long after a ball was hit high into the air where it flew out of sight.
"Alright, home run!!" One of them shouted, running around the bases excitedly, while the others sighed and went to fetch another ball.
Gannondorf was bursting with joy, that is, if he even knew what that meant. It was the best day of his life (not that that is saying much whatsoever). He was about to call out to her, when a baseball was slammed at him and then lodged in his skull, where he passed out on the ground.
"Oh, boy! Dinner time!!" Sandbag shouted, hopping up and down (because that's about the limits of his range of motion. He could also sway back and forth, but that's beside the point). Soon a massive horde of people charged toward the cafeteria, trampling the lumbering pile of sand to the ground.
"Oh Marth, isn't this such a romantic spot?" Zelda asked, gazing intently into his eyes.
"Yeah..." was all the blue-haired swordsman could reply.
"Marth, I'm glad met you."
"Me too..."
As the two looked deeper into each other's eyes, Y. Link came out of pothole on the ground, dragging behind him the crumpled from of what used to be Link. Both Marth and Zelda stared in bewilderment as he continued to drag him further along the pavement, toward the cafeteria.
Bowser sat alone in the corner, eating his dinner. Behind him, a collection of Pokemon all sat around and chattered. "Pika, Pika, Pika?" "Pi!" "Jiggally, Puff Puff!!" "Sizor!" "PIKA!!" "Puff."
The conversation lasted several minutes, until Bowser finally had enough.
"OH FOR THE LOVE MY GREAT AUNT'S CARACASE, SHUT THE HECK UP!!!!!!!" Bowser screamed at the top of his lungs.
"PIKA PIKA PIKA PIKA PIKA PIKA PIKA PIKA PIKA PIKA PIKA PIKA PIKA CHU!!!!!!"
"I think you're sooooooo cute when you scream like that. *Giggle*" a feminine voice said. Bowser turned around slowly to see Romani. (from Majora's Mask) Romani giggled again and walked toward him. Bowser looked at her oddly. He took a step back, his eyes wide.
"Oh, Bowser, you soooooo muscular!!" She said, giggling again.
"Okay, you're REALLY creeping me out now. Stop."
"Hey everybody!!" Y. Link called.
Bowser and Romani turned and faced him.
I got Link out! He's okay!! Well, maybe not. But I got him out." Y. Link announced to the crowd. Link gave another gurgle and coughed up some sludge.
That night, Ness was in his room. The moon was full. He stood up and looked outside, his eyes fixed on the moon.
"It's so beautiful..." he said to himself.
Suddenly, his eyes grew red and he grew pink fur all over. He roared ferociously and growled, howling at the moon. He then ran out into the night, searching for prey.
Ganondorf stood with a large bandage on his head, carrying a bouquet of flowers with him. He was in front of Koume's room.
"Come on, Gannondorf, be brave," he kept telling himself. "It can't be that hard."
He gulped and prepared to knock on her door, but just then, a hairy pink think with fangs and two floppy ears rushed at him the the vigor and strength of a lion. "Ness?" Gannondorf asked, shocked. "AUUUUUUUGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" The beast rammed into him, sending Ganondorf sailing through the air like a missile and sank his long fangs into him, causing Gannondorf to go into a spasm, coughing and rolling onto the floor. Ardeline, who shared a room with Koume (poor girl) rushed out to see her beloved in a fierce battle with Gannondorf.
"Oh my sweet, sweet Ness! I shall save you!" She rushed at him with her paintbrush in hand, and began to beat savagely upon Ganondorf with the butt of it.
"Die, you foul fiend!!" She shrieked as Ganondorf rolled in misery on the ground.
"NOOOOOOOO GET AWAY, YOU WEIRDO!!!!" Bowser yelled as he fled from Romani.
"Come here Bowser!!" She hollered back at him. "NO NO!! GET AWAY!!"
"You're so cute when you yell!!" "HELP!!!"
As Ganondorf dragged his beaten body away from the bloody scene, he passed a man. He was a happy-go-lucky type, always with an optimistic smile on his face.
"Ah, love is in the air," he said to Ganondorf. "Can't you just SMELL it?" Ganondorf beat the man's face in and left him lying on the street. "Shut up," he said, continuing on his way back to his dorm room.
