AN: Well this is chapter 4 and it's been absolutely AGES since I've written on this
fic. This chapter is a more sensible one I think (if you can get 'sensible' in this fic!)
Cheers for the reviews, it means a lot, it really does.
HAPPY SUNSHINE LAND
"Hey look I found it!" Squall motioned to the computer screen.
"Selphie's website?" Quistis asked.
"Yean its www. Selphieshappyland .com. Apparently she owns a whole chain of
theme parks, fast food joints and even her own drinks company."
"How come we never heard about this?" Quistis frowned.
"Hmmm… maybe she didn't tell us cos she didn't want to share the money. I do
remember Rinoa drinking a Super Happy Shake? once… I didn't know it was made
by Selphie's company though."
"Where's the nearest 'Happy Sunshine Land?'?" Quistis asked.
"Near to Dollet I think…" Squall scanned the site.
"Right let's go!"
"Wow look! Quistis I'd be honoured if you would accompany me on the 'Love
Boat'," A now conscious Irvine linked his arm with Quistis'. Grimacing she pushed
him away.
"As if!" She rolled her eyes.
"Yeah Irvine we should go and find Selphie… The world is in danger!" Squall backed
her up. Irvine considered this for a moment and then agreed.
Selphie's Headquarters was a tall, yellow building, surrounded by sunflowers and
decorated with smiley faces.
"Nice…" Squall flinched with distaste. When they finally reached the top floor they
found Selphie sat at a bright orange desk bossing some workers about.
"No no no… The lollipops in 'Lollipop Valley' are PINK not GREEN. Green is such
an icky colour. And you… you there, I heard that a worker in 'Smile Town' was not
smiling! That is sooo, like, not good enough, I want you to find out who it was and
fire his sorry ass. Get it sorted. You may go now," with a slight giggle and a quick
wave of her hands Selphie dismissed them.
"…Okay… I'm a little scared… but also a little turned on. I love a woman in
control…" Irvine said, stunned.
"Selphie. Hi…" Quistis walked up to the desk and Selphie beamed at her and stood
up.
"Quisty!" She squealed and wrapped her friend into a huge Selphie hug, "and Squall!"
Squall stood rigid as she threw her arms around him.
"Hey what about me?" Irvine looked hurt. Selphie ran over to him and suddenly he
grabbed hold of her and kissed her full on the lips. Selphie looked dazed.
"Whoa, Irvy. I wasn't expecting that," Selphie grinned.
"Anything for a cutie like you," he winked at her. Quistis and Squall groaned.
"So how come you've taken to creating theme parks?" Squall looked puzzled, "I
thought trains were your thing."
"Welll… I figured that if Xiaou off Tekken could do it then so can I! Plus I get to
have my own train rides around the park for free! If you've got time I recommend the
'Cheery Express'." Selphie giggled happily.
"Are you really really scared… or is it just me?" Squall whispered in Quistis' ear.
"No I'm totally petrified too," Quistis hissed back.
"Anyway, thanks for the visit and 'cause you're my bestest friends ever here's a
bunch of free tickets for the park and goodie bags of Selphie Inc. souvenirs," Selphie
handed them all bright yellow bags adorned with pink and purple flowers.
"Um, Selphie, that's not exactly what we're here for…" Squall trailed off.
"Yes. We actually need your help," Quistis told Selphie 'the story' yada yada yada.
"Ooooh no!" Selphie looked shock, "of course I'll help you. It'll be like the old days!
We can go on picnics and climb trees and have late night talks and SLEEPOVERS!
With lots of popcorn and cola… woo hoo!" Selphie jumped up and down excitedly.
Irvine's ears pricked up at the mention of 'sleepovers' but Squall elbowed him in the
stomach. Irvine carried on playing with his Selphie Inc. action doll.
"Er… OK," Quistis looked confused, "But I don't remember those things ever
happening in the old days…" Selphie shrugged.
"C'mon lets go get the others!" She bounded out of her office, followed by her lap
dog, Irvine, a still-in-shock Squall and a very disturbed Quistis.
Selphie rummaged through the remaining files in Balamb Garden. She handed
Quistis a slightly tatty folder bearing the name ZELL DINCHT.
"Woo hoo! I like Zell!" She smiled with glee, "although he does smell a bit… kinda
like mustard."
Squall nodded in agreement and Irvine snickered. Quistis reached for the phone.
"I bet you all a tenner that he's not home…" She said and she was right.
"" Yo this is Zell Dincht. I'm not home at the moment… I'm er… out. If it's an
emergency you can contact me at the 'Timber Dancing Institute'… OK. See ya.""
Irvine doubled over with laughter.
"Dancing Institute? I always thought Zell was a camp guy."
"Heyyy don't be mean. It might be something to do with his martial arts!" Selphie
frowned.
"'Timer Dancing Institute' is actually a respectable institute for people wishing to
proceed in the fields of tap dancing, ballroom dancing and ballet," Squall informed
them. Irvine, Selphie and Quistis gave him the raised eyebrow.
"Er… I needed to research it for a mission once…" Squall turned a bright red and
then shut his mouth.
"Anyway…" Quistis started but was rudely interrupted by Irvine.
"Anyway, we now know that Zell is gay… I won the bet Selphie, pay up!" Irvine held
out his hand.
"Nooo. Just because he goes ballet dancing doesn't mean he's gay! He might have a
girlfriend there that likes to dance or he might just enjoy watching it." Selphie refused
to hand Irvine the money.
"Stop bickering! The world is at stake here and all you can talk about is whether or
not Zell bats for the other side. Why don't we go and find him and see." Quistis held
up her hands in an instructorly manner.
"That's settled then. Next stop, Timber!" Squall headed out the door, shaking his
head, followed by his companions.
^And so the freaky four set off on their train journey to Timber to seek out the
questionable Zell. Will Irvine win the bet? Does Zell play for the home team or is it
just a clever ploy to get in with the ladies? And what exactly is Zell up to at the
Dancing Institute? Find out in Chapter 5^
EN: So that's Selphie's chapter complete. I have to admit it's not one of my best but I
had fun writing it. I wish I could visit 'Happy Sunshine Land?', although it could be
rather scary. Anyhoo, not much more to go of this fic… just got Zell and Rinoa's
chapters to do. I'm also thinking of doing a Seifer chapter but I dunno get… I'd love
it if you could R&R. It would make my day… really. Merci beaucoup et au revoir.
fic. This chapter is a more sensible one I think (if you can get 'sensible' in this fic!)
Cheers for the reviews, it means a lot, it really does.
HAPPY SUNSHINE LAND
"Hey look I found it!" Squall motioned to the computer screen.
"Selphie's website?" Quistis asked.
"Yean its www. Selphieshappyland .com. Apparently she owns a whole chain of
theme parks, fast food joints and even her own drinks company."
"How come we never heard about this?" Quistis frowned.
"Hmmm… maybe she didn't tell us cos she didn't want to share the money. I do
remember Rinoa drinking a Super Happy Shake? once… I didn't know it was made
by Selphie's company though."
"Where's the nearest 'Happy Sunshine Land?'?" Quistis asked.
"Near to Dollet I think…" Squall scanned the site.
"Right let's go!"
"Wow look! Quistis I'd be honoured if you would accompany me on the 'Love
Boat'," A now conscious Irvine linked his arm with Quistis'. Grimacing she pushed
him away.
"As if!" She rolled her eyes.
"Yeah Irvine we should go and find Selphie… The world is in danger!" Squall backed
her up. Irvine considered this for a moment and then agreed.
Selphie's Headquarters was a tall, yellow building, surrounded by sunflowers and
decorated with smiley faces.
"Nice…" Squall flinched with distaste. When they finally reached the top floor they
found Selphie sat at a bright orange desk bossing some workers about.
"No no no… The lollipops in 'Lollipop Valley' are PINK not GREEN. Green is such
an icky colour. And you… you there, I heard that a worker in 'Smile Town' was not
smiling! That is sooo, like, not good enough, I want you to find out who it was and
fire his sorry ass. Get it sorted. You may go now," with a slight giggle and a quick
wave of her hands Selphie dismissed them.
"…Okay… I'm a little scared… but also a little turned on. I love a woman in
control…" Irvine said, stunned.
"Selphie. Hi…" Quistis walked up to the desk and Selphie beamed at her and stood
up.
"Quisty!" She squealed and wrapped her friend into a huge Selphie hug, "and Squall!"
Squall stood rigid as she threw her arms around him.
"Hey what about me?" Irvine looked hurt. Selphie ran over to him and suddenly he
grabbed hold of her and kissed her full on the lips. Selphie looked dazed.
"Whoa, Irvy. I wasn't expecting that," Selphie grinned.
"Anything for a cutie like you," he winked at her. Quistis and Squall groaned.
"So how come you've taken to creating theme parks?" Squall looked puzzled, "I
thought trains were your thing."
"Welll… I figured that if Xiaou off Tekken could do it then so can I! Plus I get to
have my own train rides around the park for free! If you've got time I recommend the
'Cheery Express'." Selphie giggled happily.
"Are you really really scared… or is it just me?" Squall whispered in Quistis' ear.
"No I'm totally petrified too," Quistis hissed back.
"Anyway, thanks for the visit and 'cause you're my bestest friends ever here's a
bunch of free tickets for the park and goodie bags of Selphie Inc. souvenirs," Selphie
handed them all bright yellow bags adorned with pink and purple flowers.
"Um, Selphie, that's not exactly what we're here for…" Squall trailed off.
"Yes. We actually need your help," Quistis told Selphie 'the story' yada yada yada.
"Ooooh no!" Selphie looked shock, "of course I'll help you. It'll be like the old days!
We can go on picnics and climb trees and have late night talks and SLEEPOVERS!
With lots of popcorn and cola… woo hoo!" Selphie jumped up and down excitedly.
Irvine's ears pricked up at the mention of 'sleepovers' but Squall elbowed him in the
stomach. Irvine carried on playing with his Selphie Inc. action doll.
"Er… OK," Quistis looked confused, "But I don't remember those things ever
happening in the old days…" Selphie shrugged.
"C'mon lets go get the others!" She bounded out of her office, followed by her lap
dog, Irvine, a still-in-shock Squall and a very disturbed Quistis.
Selphie rummaged through the remaining files in Balamb Garden. She handed
Quistis a slightly tatty folder bearing the name ZELL DINCHT.
"Woo hoo! I like Zell!" She smiled with glee, "although he does smell a bit… kinda
like mustard."
Squall nodded in agreement and Irvine snickered. Quistis reached for the phone.
"I bet you all a tenner that he's not home…" She said and she was right.
"" Yo this is Zell Dincht. I'm not home at the moment… I'm er… out. If it's an
emergency you can contact me at the 'Timber Dancing Institute'… OK. See ya.""
Irvine doubled over with laughter.
"Dancing Institute? I always thought Zell was a camp guy."
"Heyyy don't be mean. It might be something to do with his martial arts!" Selphie
frowned.
"'Timer Dancing Institute' is actually a respectable institute for people wishing to
proceed in the fields of tap dancing, ballroom dancing and ballet," Squall informed
them. Irvine, Selphie and Quistis gave him the raised eyebrow.
"Er… I needed to research it for a mission once…" Squall turned a bright red and
then shut his mouth.
"Anyway…" Quistis started but was rudely interrupted by Irvine.
"Anyway, we now know that Zell is gay… I won the bet Selphie, pay up!" Irvine held
out his hand.
"Nooo. Just because he goes ballet dancing doesn't mean he's gay! He might have a
girlfriend there that likes to dance or he might just enjoy watching it." Selphie refused
to hand Irvine the money.
"Stop bickering! The world is at stake here and all you can talk about is whether or
not Zell bats for the other side. Why don't we go and find him and see." Quistis held
up her hands in an instructorly manner.
"That's settled then. Next stop, Timber!" Squall headed out the door, shaking his
head, followed by his companions.
^And so the freaky four set off on their train journey to Timber to seek out the
questionable Zell. Will Irvine win the bet? Does Zell play for the home team or is it
just a clever ploy to get in with the ladies? And what exactly is Zell up to at the
Dancing Institute? Find out in Chapter 5^
EN: So that's Selphie's chapter complete. I have to admit it's not one of my best but I
had fun writing it. I wish I could visit 'Happy Sunshine Land?', although it could be
rather scary. Anyhoo, not much more to go of this fic… just got Zell and Rinoa's
chapters to do. I'm also thinking of doing a Seifer chapter but I dunno get… I'd love
it if you could R&R. It would make my day… really. Merci beaucoup et au revoir.
