Duel Monsters day off

Chapter2

(Minor notes: this pageant is not like ordinary beauty competitions so some pageant restrictions do not apply ^-^! Just to let ya know)

Part 2: The dreaded bathing suit competition

" Congratulation's girl's and by now as you'd probably figured out the qualifying round was determined by whoever was left standing. Now introduce yourself to the audience and tell us what was your strategy for the first paliminary round"

"My name is Dark Magician girl and I definatly can't swoon over him because he's like my brother. eeeew!"

Mr. Volcano rose a suspicious glance at the judging panel but nodded his head in approval and continued to the next contestant

" I'm the Dark Witch and well that guy is my old boyfriend so to me he's a dog"

" Allrighty we really didn't need that personal thought" he exclaimed moving to the next girl

"I am Mystical Elf and although I think he is DAMN FINE!! (ahem) I asked for strength from the aura of my brethren to make me strong"

"Ok.next contestant" he said with a sweat drop

" Name's Marie, Marie the Fallen one and I don't think it's any of your freaking business how I passed"

" . ..Right next contestant"

"(sniff) Unhappy(sniff) M Maiden ..I . can never get a guy like him anyhow!! (wails)"

Mr. Volcano handed her his handkerchief, she blowing her nose hard into it then handing it back to but he told her to keep it (* yeah I know an stale overdone joke*)

" My name's Fire Princess and I really have no time on my busy agenda to oogle, so please excuse me" she said carefully filing her nails

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" Malevolent Nuzzler, I don't swoon baby I MAKE people swoon"

"(Laughs nervously) I'll ah keep that in mind" he said trying to get away, Far away

" Oh my name's Cure Mermaid," a blond pink mermaid said popping out of a small tank " and wow your better looking out of the water tee hee "

"Hello everyone my name is Magician of faith, and well the reason I passed is . ah " she blushed and showed the crowd a huge diamond ring on her left ring finger

"Ho ho you're married," exclaimed Mr. Volcano "so who's the lucky guy?"

The magician just continued to blush and point's out into the crowd, two spotlights' then beamed down on a figure in black holding up a small ' Go Faithy' sign. The crowd gasped in shock when they realized it was The Magician of Dark Chaos

Our poor announcer too dumbfounded to comment moves onto the next contestant

" I'm just called The unfriendly Amazon I am of noble Amazon bloodline so I'm way too good for him"

" So how you doing, maybe we can spend a little time exploring the jungle huh?" Mr. Volcano trying his best to sound suave, but then out of nowhere a huge sword slammed down on his head knocking him to the floor "Pig" snorted The Unfriendly Amazon marching off to join the others on the sideline

" Ah Heh Heh those girls gotta love em, well ah lets get on with the show shall we" he chuckled rubbing the huge lump on his head

" I am the Princess of Tsurugi and all I have to say is why go nut's over a guy when you know you can always buy them in the end"

" Ah thank you for that insight Princess"

" I'm Called Amazon Archer and the reason for me being here is to prove that wretch of an unfriendly Amazon that I worthy enough to be a noble in our tribe" throwing a look of contempt at her adversary

" Well we all have our own agendas, onto our next contestant"

"I'm the Witches apprentice and well my strategy was well thought up and planned and well not to mention I was way down in the back so I didn't really see him till now"

" Er I think we have to do a recall, ." muttered Mr. V "and now last but not least ."

"I am the Saint Joan, a devout servant of god, and I have taken a strict vow of celibacy for eternity"

" Thank you and now for our second round of our competition the swimsuit competition"

as the girls all made their way back stage to prepare, on the way The Mystical Elf went out to where the loosing contestants were being led out " Oh Harpies!" she called out to the dejected three " I truly am sorry you didn't make it .maybe next time huh?" before gliding back to her dressing room

the three glared viciously at the elf as she left "was she trying to insult us or something" the orange harpy exclaimed " I think so sis" replied the blue one "we'll just have to teach her a lesson then" smirked the pink one "come on I have an idea"

Meanwhile backstage the Mystical Elf was having a slight problem

" Come on please you have to wear it, it part of the competition" pleaded the director

" nuh uh there is no way I'm gonna go out there in this skimpy little thing" she protested holding a bright red bikini away in disgust "why cant I wear a whole suit like some of the others"

" I'm sorry but there was only a five whole suits and the last one we gave to the unhappy maiden because she is so thin the bikini top refused to stay on, please I know you're an understanding person so will you just wear it for this round it will only be fro awhile"

The elf sighed in defeat and agreed to wear it but under the condition that she could wear a cloak to mask her bare skin, Having no other choice the director gave her the ok and returned to the main dressing room where a fight between the Unfriendly Amazon and the Amazon Archer had erupted. However, unknown to anyone deep in the shadows laid a few vengeful spirits waiting for their turn to pounce.

" ALLRIGHT Ladies, gentlemen, and other things it's time for our second round to determine the 10 semifinalists and now it's time for our swimsuit competition"

Each girl modeled across the stage floor to be judged all except for the Mystical elf who was still cowering back stage, now frustrated the director stormed behind her and shoved her roughly onto the stage nearly making her trip over her cloak causing the whole audience to erupt in laughter. The poor elf's face turned a bright purple (since red wont show due to her blue skin) and made her way toward the panel to be judged.

"Uh miss where is your swimsuit" Mr. Volcano asked as she approached

The audience once again burst out in a wave of mocking laughter "I.I ah cant it's too embarrassing I'm too shy,"

Suddenly out of the darkness three masked women flew down onto the stage and unleashed a huge gust of wind whipping off the Mystical Elf's cloak and flinging her to the floor, then as quickly as they appeared the three vanished without a trace. " What the heck was that all about" exclaimed Mr. Volcano forgetting he was still announcing then turned to the shaken girl "are you all right.?...WOAH GIRL YOU'RE A BABE!!"

"Huh what ?!," she moaned pulling herself to her feet indeed Mr. .Volcano was right because as soon as the crowd got a good look at her every man in the audience's jaw dropped in shock then they began whistling and whooping like crazed wolves even the judges couldn't contain their composure.

Meanwhile the Harpies lady sisters heard all the noise and snuck into the audience to see if their dastardly plan worked but to their dismay it backfired totally, the tree then sunk back into the shadows to think up of a new plan.

Ooc: was feeling way too lazy to put in the finalist but keep an eye out for the next part coming soon