3 September,
The fight is on! The gloves are off! That looked painful! Hermione and Ron are having a full fledged war. It appears Dean will have someone to snog with sooner than expected. Especially since Harry doesn't seem to have any intention of getting in there to tell them they're making fools of themselves. Which, of course they are. There's more dignity in jell-o wrestling. Not that Ron cares, with hair like that dignity must be the last thing on your mind but I'd think Hermione would care more.
Seamus Finnigan, Esq. Here at your service. Well technically you're at my service but we'll skip the technicalities and head right to bed shall we? Ha! In bed with a book, although I must say a book would be a lot better than some of the things (and people) I have apparently been paired with. Malfoy, for instance. Of course I cleared that one up right away since my da' is a muggle. Can you imagine Draco Malfoy sleeping with *gasp* a half blood? Harry wonders why I put up with it. People calling me gay, I mean. In all honesty there are worse things they could call me. Chances are I wouldn't care about them either. It's like that stupid kids poem, sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me. It's true, words won't hurt me, and they certainly won't make me gay. I remember Ron said he had seen me dancing in a gay bar. I asked him why he was in a gay bar and he turned bright red and wouldn't talk to me (or anyone else) for a week. It's all in how you handle it, I tell Hermione. When Malfoy calls her mudblood and she draws her wand and attacks him it only makes it worse. Oh well, I probably shouldn't lecture people on handleing things. The only thing I've handled in the past week is undiluted bobotuber pus that I conveniently poured over Malfoys head. It could have got me expelled but Lupin was the one who caught me. I got a week of detention and ten points from Gryffindor. Malfoy got ten points from Slytherin for calling me a git. Fair exchange methinks. Lupin tries really hard to be Equal and Fair. It's unfortunate that he usually has to turn around and hide his laughter before punishing us. It really ruins the effect.
Until next time,
Seamus Finnigan, Esq.
The fight is on! The gloves are off! That looked painful! Hermione and Ron are having a full fledged war. It appears Dean will have someone to snog with sooner than expected. Especially since Harry doesn't seem to have any intention of getting in there to tell them they're making fools of themselves. Which, of course they are. There's more dignity in jell-o wrestling. Not that Ron cares, with hair like that dignity must be the last thing on your mind but I'd think Hermione would care more.
Seamus Finnigan, Esq. Here at your service. Well technically you're at my service but we'll skip the technicalities and head right to bed shall we? Ha! In bed with a book, although I must say a book would be a lot better than some of the things (and people) I have apparently been paired with. Malfoy, for instance. Of course I cleared that one up right away since my da' is a muggle. Can you imagine Draco Malfoy sleeping with *gasp* a half blood? Harry wonders why I put up with it. People calling me gay, I mean. In all honesty there are worse things they could call me. Chances are I wouldn't care about them either. It's like that stupid kids poem, sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me. It's true, words won't hurt me, and they certainly won't make me gay. I remember Ron said he had seen me dancing in a gay bar. I asked him why he was in a gay bar and he turned bright red and wouldn't talk to me (or anyone else) for a week. It's all in how you handle it, I tell Hermione. When Malfoy calls her mudblood and she draws her wand and attacks him it only makes it worse. Oh well, I probably shouldn't lecture people on handleing things. The only thing I've handled in the past week is undiluted bobotuber pus that I conveniently poured over Malfoys head. It could have got me expelled but Lupin was the one who caught me. I got a week of detention and ten points from Gryffindor. Malfoy got ten points from Slytherin for calling me a git. Fair exchange methinks. Lupin tries really hard to be Equal and Fair. It's unfortunate that he usually has to turn around and hide his laughter before punishing us. It really ruins the effect.
Until next time,
Seamus Finnigan, Esq.
