Back in the library, Curly Fry, Spot, Rave, Denton and David were awaiting
the cokes. Curly Fry was sitting back on the railing, going through the
card catalogue again. Denton was again hunched over his notebook scribbling
away, now and then looking up to gaze at them all. David was leaning on the
railing next to Rave. Spot wandered over, a book in hand.
" Rave, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitus of the nuts? It's pretty tasty." he said walking over.
" No thank you," Rave replied.
" How do you think he rides a bike?" Spot questioned as Rave rolled her eyes and turned away in disgust.
" Oh, Rave? Would you ever consider dating a guy like this?" Spot asked again.
" Can't you just leave me alone?" Rave complained.
" I doubt that." Curly muttered looking up from the card catalogue.
" I mean, if he had a great personality and was a good dancer and had a cool car.although you'd probably have to ride in the back 'cause his nuts would ride shotgun." Spot continued.
" You know what I wish I was doing?" Rave asked.
" Shopping?" Curly Fry answered with sarcasm as she put the card catalogue back and sat down on the railing.
" Op, watch what you say, David here is a cherry," Spot laughed.
" A cherry?" David asked looking at him, Denton looking over at David and blushing.
" I wish I was on a plane to France." Rave sighed as Curly Fry rolled her eyes in disgust.
" I'm not a cherry," David replied back to Spot.
" Have you ever gotten laid?" Spot asked not believing him at all.
" I've laid, lot'sa times!" David answered.
" Name one," Spot dared him, still not buying in to it.
" She lives in Canada. Met her at Niagara Falls. You wouldn't know her," he made up.
" Sure, and I laid David Bowie." Curly laughed, leaning back a little, her shirt coming up as David looked over at her.
" Ever laid anyone around here?" Spot surveyed again. David shushed Spot and pointed to Rave, whose back was turned to them.
" Oh, you and Rave did it!" Spot exclaimed as Rave spun around.
" What are you talking about?" she asked staring at the two of them as Curly Fry pulled her hand up over her mouth to keep herself quiet.
" Nothin', nothin'," he tried to calm her as he looked at Spot. "Let's just drop it, we'll talk about it later." He tried to get him to stop.
" No, drop what? What are you talking about?" Rave asked again.
" Well, David's trying to tell me that in addition to the number of girls in the Niagara Falls area, that presently you and he are ridding the hobby horse!" Spot informed her.
" You little pig!" Rave shouted at David as Curly Fry started to laugh harder.
" Oh, this is good. This is better than a soap opera!" she laughed slapping her knee with her hand.
" No I'm not! I'm not! Spot said I was a cherry and I said I wasn't. That's it, that's all that was said!" David tried to convince her.
" Well then what were you motioning to Rave for?" Spot asked.
" You know, I don't appreciate this very much, David." Rave snapped at him.
" He's lying!" David insisted.
" Oh, you weren't motioning to Rave?" Spot asked again, egging the subject on.
" You know he's lying, right?" David tried to get Rave to look at him.
" Were you or were you not motioning to Rave?" Spot asked again.
" Yea, but it was only.was only because I didn't want her to know that I was a virgin, okay?" David said embarrassed as Spot just stared at him. "Excuse me for being a virgin, I'm sorry." David gazed down.
" Why didn't you want me to know you were a virgin?" Rave asked seeming flattered.
" Because, it's my business, it's my personal, private business." David answered.
" Because he thinks you're hot and he wants you to think that he's this great sex machine so that you'll go for him." Curly laughed winking at David.
" Well, David, it doesn't sound like you're doing any business." Spot laughed.
" I think it's okay for a guy to be a virgin," Rave voiced as Spot looked at her surprised.
" You do?" David asked, his voice cracking slightly as Rave smiled and nodded.
" Oh dear Lord. How the hell do you expect them to do it right then?" Curly Fry asked, walking away and shaking her head.
" Everyone starts somewhere," Denton answered shrugging and turning back to his notebook.
" Rave, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitus of the nuts? It's pretty tasty." he said walking over.
" No thank you," Rave replied.
" How do you think he rides a bike?" Spot questioned as Rave rolled her eyes and turned away in disgust.
" Oh, Rave? Would you ever consider dating a guy like this?" Spot asked again.
" Can't you just leave me alone?" Rave complained.
" I doubt that." Curly muttered looking up from the card catalogue.
" I mean, if he had a great personality and was a good dancer and had a cool car.although you'd probably have to ride in the back 'cause his nuts would ride shotgun." Spot continued.
" You know what I wish I was doing?" Rave asked.
" Shopping?" Curly Fry answered with sarcasm as she put the card catalogue back and sat down on the railing.
" Op, watch what you say, David here is a cherry," Spot laughed.
" A cherry?" David asked looking at him, Denton looking over at David and blushing.
" I wish I was on a plane to France." Rave sighed as Curly Fry rolled her eyes in disgust.
" I'm not a cherry," David replied back to Spot.
" Have you ever gotten laid?" Spot asked not believing him at all.
" I've laid, lot'sa times!" David answered.
" Name one," Spot dared him, still not buying in to it.
" She lives in Canada. Met her at Niagara Falls. You wouldn't know her," he made up.
" Sure, and I laid David Bowie." Curly laughed, leaning back a little, her shirt coming up as David looked over at her.
" Ever laid anyone around here?" Spot surveyed again. David shushed Spot and pointed to Rave, whose back was turned to them.
" Oh, you and Rave did it!" Spot exclaimed as Rave spun around.
" What are you talking about?" she asked staring at the two of them as Curly Fry pulled her hand up over her mouth to keep herself quiet.
" Nothin', nothin'," he tried to calm her as he looked at Spot. "Let's just drop it, we'll talk about it later." He tried to get him to stop.
" No, drop what? What are you talking about?" Rave asked again.
" Well, David's trying to tell me that in addition to the number of girls in the Niagara Falls area, that presently you and he are ridding the hobby horse!" Spot informed her.
" You little pig!" Rave shouted at David as Curly Fry started to laugh harder.
" Oh, this is good. This is better than a soap opera!" she laughed slapping her knee with her hand.
" No I'm not! I'm not! Spot said I was a cherry and I said I wasn't. That's it, that's all that was said!" David tried to convince her.
" Well then what were you motioning to Rave for?" Spot asked.
" You know, I don't appreciate this very much, David." Rave snapped at him.
" He's lying!" David insisted.
" Oh, you weren't motioning to Rave?" Spot asked again, egging the subject on.
" You know he's lying, right?" David tried to get Rave to look at him.
" Were you or were you not motioning to Rave?" Spot asked again.
" Yea, but it was only.was only because I didn't want her to know that I was a virgin, okay?" David said embarrassed as Spot just stared at him. "Excuse me for being a virgin, I'm sorry." David gazed down.
" Why didn't you want me to know you were a virgin?" Rave asked seeming flattered.
" Because, it's my business, it's my personal, private business." David answered.
" Because he thinks you're hot and he wants you to think that he's this great sex machine so that you'll go for him." Curly laughed winking at David.
" Well, David, it doesn't sound like you're doing any business." Spot laughed.
" I think it's okay for a guy to be a virgin," Rave voiced as Spot looked at her surprised.
" You do?" David asked, his voice cracking slightly as Rave smiled and nodded.
" Oh dear Lord. How the hell do you expect them to do it right then?" Curly Fry asked, walking away and shaking her head.
" Everyone starts somewhere," Denton answered shrugging and turning back to his notebook.
