September 5

Single again. God damn Hermione Granger. God damn her. We were broken up not fifteen minutes and she's going steady with Dean Thomas. God damn him too. God damn Harry as well. It appears he knew this was coming. Through the entire fight he just sat there and read Quidditch for Dummies, which, by the way, he is. And then, after we had broken up and Hermione and Dean were a couple he and Finnigan collected a nifty amount of money in bets. Curses. My mum sent me some fudge to make me feel better. It would have made me feel better if she hadn't sent Hermione congratulatory fudge. I think I'm going to go jump in the lake. If I'm lucky the giant squid will eat me. Never mind I just looked out the window and it appears the girlfriend theif and Finnigan are out there. They would probably be happy to see me go under. I would go make fun of Seamus for being gay but it loses the effect when you aren't dating anyone yourself. I think I'll go bug Ginny. Okay bad idea. Ginny is in a foul temper because she thinks Harry thinks she likes him. Why that would put her in a foul temper is beyond me because she does like him. Stupid git. Harry, not Ginny. Although she's a git too. May she marry Neville and have fifty childen.

Ron