September 5

I created a deceitful web from which the only escape is to sneak into the Slytherin common room. I did a very stupid thing, when we were in potions with the Slytherins I saw Draco Malfoys diary-wait,journal, he's too manly and tough for a diary-sticking out of his pocket so I, of course, stole it. At the end of potions Malfoy reported it missing and Snape began asking around for the whereabouts of the diary-sorry, JOURNAL-which I, of course, did not know so now I must sneak expertly back into the common room and return it. I know the Slytherin password, as well as the Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff ones due to my abbundancy of Friends In High Places. (actually Fred and George used to pay me to find out the passwords but now I just do it for myself) So I suppose I'll go do that at three in the morning. I have no idea how I'm going to stay up that long. I'm a twelve hour sleeper. Is that someone crying? God damn if it's Ginny Weasley again Harry can deal with it.