9 September

Want to know how to stay awake until three a.m. so you can return an ugly Slytherin's journal to him? Stumble across.wait, I don't know if I should write this down. Ah hell, I'll put a lock charm on it. Anybody with half a brain can undo a lock charm but at least if somebody finds it and reads it and somebody gets mad a t me I can say that I put a lock charm on it and shouldn't that have protected their secrets? Okay, having sated my guilt I will now right down the answer to the afformentioned riddle. You're in suspense aren't you? You're tingleing with anticipation aren't you? I swear to god if you have the capacity to tingle and you're reading this I will remove your head from your neck. Okay. I'm assuming the only person reading this is me right? Right. Okay. Angelina Johnson is bum bum bum oh screw it. She's pregnant with Fred Weasley's baby and as I'm writing with this Madame Pomfrey is taking care of it. Which basically means that in half an hour she will no longer be pregnant with Fred's baby. Wait! The plot thickens! Okay, I lied, that's basically it. What a pathetic life. I think I'm going to go set a snake loose in the owlery.