Sept. 21

Am I the only one sane in this entire establishment? I went to Professor McGonagall to see about getting some O.W.L. practise sheets. I got some for the entire Gryffindor fifth year class. Do you know what they did? They laughed at me. Even Dean. Neville took one but he was the only one. Guess who'll be laughing when they fail their O.W.L.s.

In other news Seamus told Persphone Hannah he didn't want to go out with her. Ron takes this as further evidence that he's gay. I think the fact that Ron dates Lavender is a sign the HE'S gay. I hope he fails miserably on his O.W.Ls.

Hermione