October 6

I cornered Hermione in the common room when she got back from her hall duties. Something was up, she's been floating around on cloud nine for the past week or so (I know it sounds callous to get suspicious when someone is happy but you don't know Hermione) and she got her halls schedule changed so that she's on Malfoy's shift instead of mine. I thought maybe she was mad at me for some reason but it turns out that Hermione has herself a crush on Malfoy. I tried to talk her out of it, I reminded her of all the horrible things he's done but she just looked at me and said "People change Harry, you should know that." I then reminded her that under British law I was quite sure that Malfoy didn't qualify as a person. She countered with "We're in Scotland now Harry." I ran out of convincing arguments before she did and she skipped off to the library. May Malfoy fall form the highest point in Scotland. May he die slowly as well. Actually may he fall from the highest point in Scotland and require that his legs, arms and eyes be removed. I don't know why his eyes, they just seem like good targets.