In the Nude

Kitty was standing at the edge of the lake, screaming. "What's going on?" Kurt teleported there. He then saw. "Oh my…"

"What?" Tabitha and the others ran over. "What's happening?"

"I don't believe this!" Bobby shouted.

"I do," Althea grumbled. There in the water were Logan, Jinx, Shipwreck, Ororo and Cover Girl.

"What's the big deal?" Jamie asked. "They're just swimming."

"Swimming without bathing suits Jamie," Ray snickered. "There's a difference."

"You mean they're…?" Jamie's jaw dropped.

"Uh huh…" Roberto nodded.

"Well actually Ororo and I are still wearing our underwear," Cover Girl stood up.

"Yeah but they ain't!" Tabitha pointed to the others.

"Uh I can explain…"Shipwreck gulped.

"I'll bet," Lance snickered.

"Oh god I need to wash out my eyes!" Rogue shouted, rubbing them.

"This is just plain sick," Todd shook his head.

"And you guys are always lecturing us about our behavior?" Althea shouted. "I can't take my eyes off you for a minute can I, Pop?"

"Actually I wish you would," Shipwreck gulped. "At least until I get my pants back on."

"Hey kids what's going on?" Roadblock asked as he and Low Light walked up to them. "Oh I see…"

"Great!" Low Light grumbled. "Thanks a lot for setting such a good example you guys!"

"How did this happen in the first place?" Roadblock asked. "Logan you and Jinx I can figure out but you three? What possessed you to do this?"

"Well you see…" Shipwreck started.

"Forget it!" Roadblock held up his hand. "I don't wanna know! Just put your clothes on! Kids let's go!"

"Boys will you stop drooling?" Rogue snapped.

"Anybody see my pants?" Shipwreck looked around.

"Oh god…" Kitty moaned.

"Tell me about it," Althea sighed. The kids made their way back to camp.

"Okay now where's Bazooka, Alpine and Footloose?" Low Light asked.

"Well…" Fred began when a scream came from the woods.

"NOOOOO! HEADLESS HOOK HAND PETE IS GONNA GET ME!" Bazooka screamed.

"Oh lord," Low Light moaned as he put his head in his hands. "Please somebody tell me they brought alcohol on this trip?"

"Sorry," Logan told him as he and Jinx emerged from the bushes fully clothed, but still wet.

They followed the sound of the screaming where they saw Bazooka in a tree. Alpine and Footloose were at the bottom, trying to get him to come down. "Come on ya big Bazooka!" Alpine groaned. "There is no such thing as Headless Hook Hand Pete!"

"You told that story to Bazooka again?" Roadblock groaned. "You know how that always freaks him out!"

"Well the kids wanted it," Alpine said.

"Don't put the blame on us!" Jamie said.

"Bazooka get down here ya weenie," Low Light ordered.

"I am not a weenie," Bazooka climbed down. "I'm not a…SKUNK!"

"Where?" Shipwreck turned around.

"There!" Bazooka pointed to an area. Roadblock pointed his flashlight on it.

"It's just a bush!" Ray groaned.

"Yeah I really feel better knowing we're out here in the woods with such skilled professionals, don't you?" Tabitha groaned.

"That is not a skunk!" Roadblock shouted. He then turned his flashlight on something. "That is a skunk!"

They all did a double take. "SKUNK!" They all shouted and ran away.

"Great it's the same one from before!" Cover Girl shouted.

"Before?" Roadblock asked.

"That's why we were in the water in the first place!" Shipwreck told them.

"I thought you smelled worse than usual," Logan remarked.

"Wait a minute!" Bobby stopped running. "We're X-Men! Why are we running from a stupid skunk? I mean we faced Juggernaut and Magneto! What's the big deal? I'll just scare it and…" He turned around and made a snowball. "Hey come here Skunky!"

"Iceman no!" Ray shouted.

"Don't do it kid!" Logan shouted.

"AGGGHHHH!" Bobby screamed as he got sprayed.

"He did it didn't he?" Low Light sighed.

"Yup," Logan put his hand to his head. "Yes he did."

"I'll get some tomato sauce," Roadblock sighed.

"Ewww!" Kitty wrinkled her nose. "That stinks!"

"Once again Iceman screws up!" Jamie grumbled. "And you guys never send me on missions because you think I can't handle it?"

"You know all of the sudden sharing a tent with Toad doesn't seem so bad any more," Kurt said.

"Don't remind us!" Ray groaned.

Coming up, some girl talk, more gossip, some serenades and other crazy stuff. How much fun can a person have annoying his tentmates? Stay tuned and keep those suggestions coming!