Another Peaceful Night Shot to Hell
"Well this has been such a fun day," Kurt said sarcastically as he crawled into his sleeping bag.
"Yeah and tomorrow we're all going on hikes," Lance sighed. "Yippee."
"Yeah!" Todd said excitedly. "I love nature hikes!"
"Me too!" Jamie said excitedly.
"It figures," Lance grumbled. "Well as long as they don't strap 69 pounds on our backs it shouldn't be too bad."
"Aww that would have been fun," Todd pouted.
"Yeah fun!" Jamie squealed.
"Did either of you sneak in any pixie sticks or something in your backpacks?" Lance asked.
"Well duh," Jamie held up a huge batch of multicolored sticks.
"I'm surprised you'd even ask a stupid question like that," Todd remarked showing them his own batch.
"It's gonna be a long night," Kurt sighed. "Oh well if you can't beat 'em! Join 'em. Pass the pixie sticks Toad."
"Good idea," Lance nodded. "Spending the night with a hyper Toad and Multiple. Well it could be worse."
"How?" Kurt asked.
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"Hey Mr.Rabbit do you know what time it is?" A penguin puppet waved.
"Yes, Perky the Penguin I do!" A rabbit puppet waved. "Time to tell more ghost stories!"
"HOW OLD ARE YOU TWO?" Remy shouted at Pietro and Fred who were playing with the puppets. "WHY THE HELL ARE TWO TEENAGERS PLAYING WITH STUPID PUPPETS LIKE THREE YEAR OLDS?"
"To annoy you duh," Pietro smirked.
"Yeah I thought that was pretty obvious," Fred remarked. "Right Perky?"
'Perky' replied. "You betcha!"
"It's official," Remy groaned. "Gambit in Hell!"
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"Guys please let me back in the tent!" Bobby begged.
"NO!" Roberto and Ray shouted at the same time.
"We'll let you back in when you stop smelling like a skunk!" Roberto said.
"For once I am in complete agreement with him," Ray said.
"Come on guys," Bobby stuck his head in."
"GET OUT!" They both shouted.
"All right! All right!" Bobby went out. "I can take a hint!"
"No you can't!" Ray shouted.
Bobby grimaced then smirked as he got an evil idea. He used his powers to ice up the tent. "Hey!" Ray shouted.
"It's freezing in here!" Roberto snapped.
"That'll teach you to give me the cold shoulder," Bobby chuckled. "YEOWW!" He yelled as Ray zapped his butt with a small bolt.
"Let's get him," Roberto growled.
"Uh oh…" Bobby gulped and ran off with the other two boys not far behind.
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"No way!" Amara waved. "You really never did it with a guy?"
"No," Tabitha shook her head. "I don't know why people assume I have. Just because of the way I act or dress. But the furthest I've ever gotten was a little petting. That's all."
"What about the time you flashed Peter in the pool?" Rogue asked.
"That doesn't count!" Tabitha told her. "I was trying to get back at Kitty when I thought she was trying to steal Ray at the time. Remember? Okay who wants to ask a question next?"
"I have one. Why are you all in my tent?" Kitty groaned. All the girls were in the tent together.
"It's my tent too and if they wanna talk let 'em," Rogue snapped. She heard yelling in the distance. "It ain't like we're gonna get any sleep tonight anyway. Not with the boys acting like idiots over there."
"Yeah besides it's fun telling all this dish and stuff," Tabitha smiled. "This Total Truth game is cool. We used to play it at the Brotherhood House a lot."
"What game?" Kitty muttered. "All you do is tell each other a lot of gossip!"
"You say that like it's a bad thing," Tabitha said.
"Okay have you ever kissed my brother?" Wanda asked.
Tabitha looked thoughtful. "Only once, on a dare."
"Speaking of kissing former Brotherhood members," Althea began.
"Uh oh…" Rogue gulped. "This isn't gonna be pretty."
"I need to know," Althea looked at Wanda. "Did you ever love Todd?"
"Love is a strong word," Wanda rolled her eyes.
"Well what would you call it?"
"Uh…Tolerate probably," Wanda sighed. "Look Althea…I never had the type of feelings for him that he had for me. He had this insane fixation you know? He was constantly bugging me! He drove me crazy!"
"Yeah persistence is one of his better points I have to admit," Althea shook her head. "But you don't have any feelings for him at all?"
"Well maybe I'm a little jealous of what you guys have, even if I'm not jealous of you and Toad as a couple," Wanda told her. "I guess he's not so bad but I'd rather have him as a friend than a boyfriend. You get what I'm saying?"
"Yeah," Althea waved. "I'm sorry. I know Todd loves me now but still I do get a little possessive at times. But only because I'm just so nuts about the guy ya know?"
"Not really," Amara sighed. "Hey I wonder if Toad still thinks about you Wanda?"
"Amara, Toad is a guy," Tabitha rolled her eyes. "What do you think?"
Nearly all the females shuddered. "Ewwwwwwwww!" They said at the same time.
Except for Althea. She looked thoughtful. "Actually I can see it. I mean if it's a threesome or something…"
"STOP!" Rogue held up her hand.
"For the love of all that's holy Althea please don't put that image in my head!" Wanda groaned.
"Too late!" Kitty groaned. "It's there! Get it out! Get it out!"
"It's official," Tabitha shook her head. "You and Toad are perfect for each other!"
"Yeah nobody else is that disgusting," Kitty said.
"Don't be so sure," Rogue said. "Remember Mystique?"
"I stand corrected," Kitty said.
"Cara mia why? Must we say goodbye…" They could hear someone singing down a ways.
"What the?" Althea poked her head out. "Todd? What are you doing?"
Todd looked around. "Oh there you are! I was wondering what tent you were in!" He hopped over to her and began to sing again. "Each time we part, my heart wants to die!"
"Oh my…" Althea turned red.
"Oh great the Toad's croaking love songs!" Rogue groaned as Todd kept singing.
"Oh baby!" Althea rushed into his arms. "I'll be your love till the end of time!"
The girls stared out of the tent in shock as both Althea and Todd not only sang to each other but also did the tango while doing so. Quickly they pulled back in and sat in shock as they sang and danced outside. "Okay, it's official," Rogue sighed. "They're both totally nuts!"
"You know I used to think nothing was more annoying than Toad singing to me all the time!" Wanda groaned. "But now I know better!"
"Great we're gonna be hearing the mating dance of the Bayville Toad all night!" Tabitha groaned.
KABOOM!
"HEY! YOU BLEW UP MR. RABBIT!" Pietro could be heard shouting.
"THAT'S NOT ALL I'M GONNA BLOW UP!" Remy shouted.
"WILL YOU GUYS CHILL OUT?" Bobby shouted.
"YOU ARE DEAD POPSICLE BREATH!" Ray shouted. "YOU HEAR ME? DEAD!"
"REVENGE FOR PERKY THE PENGUIN!" Fred shouted.
"BURN BABY BURN!" Roberto shouted.
"BRING IT ON!" Remy shouted.
"YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAA!" Jamie could be heard next.
"On the other hand Toad does have a rather nice singing voice…" Tabitha said.
"I thought Lance would be the one singing out there," Kitty looked out. "Oh he and Kurt are busy chasing Jamie clones around and…HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?"
Peter, Sam and Forge were in the back of the tent looking very nervous. "Who us?" Forge tried to look innocent.
"What's going on?" Tabitha stuck her head out. "How long were you idiots out there?"
"Uh we can explain…" Peter gulped.
"It's Xi's fault!" Forge pointed at nothing. "Xi?" He looked around. "Oh great! He did a disappearing act on us!"
"You guys were spying on us?" Kitty shouted.
"Let's get 'em!" Wanda growled.
"Uh oh," Forge gulped.
"Head for the hills!" Sam took off with the girls on their heels.
"But it's Xi's fault!" Peter shouted.
"Xi's fault my butt! You morons decided to do this on your own!" Tabitha shouted.
"Peter you are so dead!" Kitty shouted.
"When I get my hands on that lizard…" Forge growled.
Meanwhile all the adults had converged in one tent. "So much for the two of us having some alone time tonight," Jinx muttered to Logan.
Cover Girl winced as another explosion sounded. "Shouldn't one of us go out there to see what they're doing or something?"
"Do we really have to go out there?" Bazooka whined. "Please don't send us out there!"
"THAT'S SO NOT FUNNY ICEMAN!" Althea shouted. "HAVE A BATH!"
The sounds of rushing water roared outside the tent. Some water leaked in and then froze. "HA!" Bobby shouted. "YEOWWW!"
"How'd you like them apples?" Amara shouted.
"Jamie! Come back here!" Kurt shouted. "And here…and over here!"
"Please Tabby! Don't hurt me!" Sam squealed. "YEOOOOWWW!"
"Colossus how could you spy on us?" Kitty shouted.
"HE DID WHAT?" Lance shouted. Then the ground started to shake.
"WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!" Ray shouted.
"KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE TREMORS LANCE!" Rogue shouted.
"YOU JERKS INTERRUPTED MY SERENADE!" Todd shouted. "THAT'S IT! TIME FOR SOME TOAD ACTION!"
The sounds of more fighting and explosions could be heard. "If this keeps up there won't be a forest left," Alpine grumbled.
"That's it!" Low Light moaned. "I can't take any more!"
"There's only one way to save our sanity," Logan looked at him. "You know it and I know it."
"It's not gonna be the right thing to do," Roadblock said. "But if we don't do it our sanity's through!"
"You're not seriously thinking about what I think you're thinking about are you?" Ororo asked. "We can't just leave them alone in the woods!"
"It's only for one night. They'll be all right," Roadblock said.
"Yeah it's not like we won't be able to find them if they get lost or nothin'," Shipwreck winced as another tremor rocked the ground. "Just follow the sound of explosions."
"We still can't do it!" Ororo said.
"Yes we can!" Jinx said.
"No we…" Ororo was about to finish when she heard another explosion and some more screaming. "On the other hand…"
Next: The adults have had it so they decide to send the kids on an overnight hike! Will the kids get lost?
Todd: Probably.
Will they stay together as one group?
Lance: Definitely not!
Will the adults be responsible or end up getting sloshed?
Pietro: What do you think?
What tortures will befall the X-Men?
Wanda: Don't you mean X-Men and Misfits?
Pietro: Shut up Wanda!
Actually I have something planned for you guys! Ha ha! Get ready for a few guest stars and surprises! But send in those suggestions of what you would like to see happen to the X-Men and the adults. Please. I really need ideas here. I'm begging you. Send in those ideas! See the button? Just tell me! PLEASE! PLEASE TELL ME!
Todd: Oh man you're having another case of writer's block ain't ya?
Tell me about it, three cups of coffee and still nothing! So send in those ideas!
