I'm back from my mini-vacation! Didya miss me? Kudos to you if you know the following song and who sings it. That means you are just a big music weirdo as I am!

We're Lost, Deal With It!

"AGGGGGHHH!" Amara screamed as the kids made their way through the forest. "I hate lightning!"

"I hope Storm isn't doing this because the Misfits stole the beer money!" Ray shouted. Lightning flashed again. "AAAAAAIIIIEEE! DON'T KILL US STORM! IT'S THE MISFITS' FAULT! DON'T KILL US!"

"Ray get a grip!" Kurt snapped as he grabbed Ray by the shoulders and shook him. "It's not Storm okay?"

"Yeah and your power is being able to generate electricity anyway!" Jamie snapped. "Hello! Lightning shouldn't be able to hurt you! I think…"

"I'm willing to find out," Roberto growled.

The lightning snapped again. "AGGGGHHH!" Everyone screamed.

"We have to find some shelter!" Remy shouted. "Before we all drown!"

"Or get fried," Forge grumbled.

"I think I see a cave up ahead," Kurt pointed. "I'm going to check it out!" He teleported there. A few seconds later he came back. "There is a cave over there!"

"Well what are we waiting for?" Rogue snapped. "An engraved invitation? Let's go!"

They ran into the cave. "Well at least we finally found some shelter," Bobby sighed as they all put down their backpacks.

"You know I'm mad at those Misfits," Forge grumbled. "They shouldn't have simply stolen the adults' beer money, they should have done something a lot worse!"

"Thanks a lot Kitty!" Rogue snapped. "You just had to get all fired up with your principals didn't ya?"

"Well excuse me!" Kitty snapped. "I didn't hear anyone else suggest anything!"

"Look now is not the time for us to be arguing," Kurt stepped between them.

"Let 'em fight!" Tabitha snapped. "There's nothing else for us to do around here."

"Anybody got a match so we can start a fire?" Bobby asked.

"Uh hello?" Amara waved. "Remember my mutant power? Besides there's nothing around here we can set fire to! There's just rocks here!"

"Well there's gotta be something besides rocks in here," Kitty remarked. "Look around and see if we can find anything."

"Are you giving orders again?" Rogue snapped.

"Well what do you think we should do?" Kitty snapped.

"I know what I'd love to do right now!" Rogue made a fist.

"Bring it on!" Kitty snapped at her.

"Maybe we were better off in the storm," Kurt grumbled.

"Okay anybody wanna make some bets here?" Bobby asked.

"Yeah I'll bet three rocks to your four that we all decide to beat you up instead!" Rogue snapped at him.

"Okay that's it!" Kurt snapped. "Look we're all cold, wet and lost."

"Not to mention hungry," Roberto growled. "I think the Misfits swiped our candy bars as well!"

Jamie and Tabitha looked at each other. "Uh yeah…it must have been the Misfits," Jamie said very quickly.

"Yeah the Misfits must have done it," Tabitha said. "But that's not important now."

"Hey do you have chocolate on your lip Tabitha?" Amara looked at her.

"Hey look what's over there?" Tabitha pointed behind her.

"That's not gonna work Tabby," Amara folded her arms over her chest.

"No wait there really is something there! Is that a body bag?" Ray gulped.

"No, it's a body…" Jamie grumbled.

"A BODY!" They all shouted.

"Hey this guy's still alive," Rogue checked him over. "He's just dead drunk."

"And look at what he's wearing!" Forge pointed to his shirt with the Cobra insignia on it.

"Wait a minute…do you hear something?" Amara whispered. They went further into the cave and in a short while found themselves on a ridge overlooking a small campsite in the cave. There were about ten Cobra Troopers singing around a campfire with some kind of metal contraption off to the side.

"Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more! The Bloody Red Baron was rolling up the score! Eighty men died tried to end that spree of the Bloody Red Baron of Germany! Now Snoopy swore that he'd get that man! So he asked the Great Pumpkin for a new battle plan! So he challenged the German to a real dogfight. While the Baron was laughing he got him in his sight…" The Cobra troopers sang. Clearly they had drank more than enough beer.

"Okay all those in favor of blasting some drunk Cobras raise your hands," Rogue asked. Nearly everyone did so.

"Guys we can't…" Kitty protested.

"Hey I am in a bad mood!" Bobby snapped. "I need to take it out on someone!"

"Yeah why should we be the only ones to suffer?" Remy asked.

"Besides they're bad guys," Tabitha said. "They gotta be up to something!"

"CHARGE!" Ray shouted as he started blasting at the Cobras.

The Cobras were taken completely by surprise. They were so drunk it didn't occur to them to grab their guns and fight back. Instead they ran around screaming. "SAVE THE BEER!" One shouted. "SAVE THE BEER!"

"MY SMORES!" Another soldier screamed.

One of Tabitha's time bombs landed near the metal contraption. "Uh oh," One hiccuped. "That's where the experimental rocket fuel is being stored. If it blows we all go…"

BOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone fled from the huge fireblast. Kurt teleported and grabbed the sleeping drunk Cobra soldier. The other Cobras escaped out a separate tunnel while the X-Men escaped out of the way they came. They all stood there and watched as flames flicked out of the cave, igniting onto some trees.

"Great call Rogue," Kitty said sarcastically.

"Shut up!" Rogue snapped. "Oh man it's still raining!"

"Not to mention we just lost all our camping equipment," Amara grumbled.

"Well at least we blew up a Cobra base," Bobby sighed. "Wherever this is."

"Yeah and the rain will put out the forest fire we started," Tabitha grumbled as she was soaked in the rain.

"YOU KIDS DID THIS?" They heard a shout. Behind them were two very large forest rangers.

"Mutants," The larger of the two rangers glared at them. "It figures!"

"Uh we can explain," Kitty gulped.

"You can explain at the station!" One of them snapped.

"Oh man," Bobby grumbled. "We just can't catch a break can we?"

Next: What is happening with the Misfits? What will happen when the Cobra soldier realizes that he's in jail?

Now I have a question: should I do a third fic torturing Xavier and Hank? Anyone interested in me doing that? Or should I go right to this other multi-chapter fic inspired by Todd Fan? It's your call people! Send in those ideas!