Setting: Kagome is standing a few feet away from Kaede's hut. Her face is very pink and she is looking - no make that glaring - at a 5'2" tall, light-brown haired girl with gray eyes and tan skin. The girl (me) is wearing blue flare jeans and a white tank top with a leather jacket over it and her hair is down. Kagome's wearing her normal Sailor Scout attire with her hair in it's not-so-original poof ball. They are surrounded by the entire cast of 'Inuyasha', including the random villagers.

Kagome: You are such the witch!

Lirimaer: Look who's talking! At least I don't s-word Inuyasha every time he gets on my nerves!

Kagome: I do not! He just gets to touchy - feely with Kikyo!

Lirimaer: Who, might I add, is so much prettier then you. And is it his fault? He did love her first.

Kikyo smirks off to the side.

Kagome: (Her face turning red) You may not add that and I would like to add that I'm a lot prettier then you so you can just kiss my ***! [Everyone covers the ears of any children that might be near them]

Lirimaer: Watch the language. (points to Shippo) And you wonder where he learns this stuff.

Kagome: SHIPPO! Have you come to cheer me on?

Shippo: No. Why would I do that? I love Liri-chan! (Hops onto my shoulder)

Kagome: Shippy?

Lirimaer: Your eyes are starting to turn red. Did you know that?

Kagome: Shut up! You have now caused me to lose my boyfriend and my adopted son.

Lirimaer: Who ever said that Inuyasha was your boyfriend?

Inuyasha: Yes. Please enlighten us.

Kagome: Stop messing with my head! Stop trying to change the subject! We came out here to argue about who was better to be in the show as Inuyasha's closest companion!

Kikyo: I have to admit that Lirimaer seems to be wining this one.

Random Villager: I agree.

Kagome: Is everyone against me today?!?

Everyone on the side lines mumbles to each other. After a few minutes in which Kagome and Lirimaer have a staring contest (Lirimaer wins) the whole cast choruses: YES!

Kaede: We should continue this battle of wills anyways.

Kagome: Thank you Kaede! You still have a brain!

Kaede: No. This is just funny to watch your face turn different colors.

Kouga: I think that you should go back to your world and be mates with that Hobo guy. Or was it Hoko? Maybe it was Homo? (walks off talking to himself)

Kagome: HIS NAME IS HOJO!!

Shippo: Whatever.

Lirimaer: The point is that no one here likes you anymore. They want a miko that can turn people into firewood and toads.

Shippo: You can do that?

Lirimaer: WELL. . . I'm on the verge of being able to do that. Give it another week or two and I will have the spell up 'n' running!

Inuyasha: I could have you turn Sessho-maru into a piece of firewood? COOL!!!!

Lirimaer: You might want him as a toad so that you can keep him as a pet and torture him with pink bows and the like.

Sessho-maru: Lirimaer, I know that I'm supposed to be on your side and all, but I must insist that you stop putting those types of ideas into my brother's head.

Kagome: Yes! Stop putting ideas about your so-called talents into Inu-chan's head!

Inuyasha: DON'T CALL ME INU-CHAN!

All of the random villagers and villains start to snicker.

Kikyo: I get to call him Inu-chan.

Lirimaer: Same here.

Kagome: Shut up! We are straying from the subject again!

Kouga walks back into the throng.

Kouga: I've got it! His name was Hoyo!

Everyone: NO! HIS NAME IS HOJO!!!!

Hojo walks into the center of the circle.

Hojo: Thank you to everyone that remembered my name. I seem to be having trouble with people remembering it.

Lirimaer (muttering): I wonder why. . .

Hojo: What was that?

Lirimaer: I said I can't imagine why!

Kagome: CAN YOU STAY FOCUSED FOR MORE THAN TWO SECONDS OR DO YOU HAVE A.D.D. !?

Sango screams randomly.

Sango: GET AWAY FROM ME, PERVERT!!! Hentai on the loose!!! Keep the women and children inside!!! Run for the hills!!! Don't look back!!! Get away from this area!!! Exorcisms may be needed!!! (Runs to the opposite side of circle)

Everyone in the outside of the circle moves away from the space where Sango had been standing. Shippo was left standing all alone in a big empty space.

Shippo: I just wanted to know if she had any hard candy. . .(Starts to cry like one of his acorns)

Lirimaer: DON'T CRY!! I have some candy. (Runs over and picks up the crying kitsune) Here. (Hands him a piece of root beer hard candy)

Shippo: Thank you! Thank you!

Lirimaer: You're welcome.

Kikyo: (sighing) He's so cute. I want a kitsune as a pet!!!! Or a baby!!!!

Lirimaer: If you and Inuyasha hadn't fallen into that trap…

Inuyasha: It wasn't our fault!!

Kikyo: Exactly!

Lirimaer: I know that it wasn't. It was… (scans the crowd for a face)…His fault!!! (points to Naraku) How did you set up that plan any way?

~*~ 1 explanation later ~*~

Naraku: …And that folks, is how I came up with the brilliant scheme that ripped apart Kikyo and Inuyasha.

Lirimaer: That was so beautiful…(wipes tears out of her eyes) And all for the love of a woman you could never have.

All of the random villagers sigh with happiness.

Inuyasha: I get it now.

Kikyo: Same here. Now. I have a plan that will bring us back in time so that we can prevent these mistakes. I took careful notes on everything that we did wrong. (holds up a huge pile of papers)

Lirimaer: You're gonna hafta go back pretty far, you know that, right?

Kagome: NO! If you don't get into that fight I won't be alive! I will have no soul to be the reincarnation of!!

Lirimaer: By all means Kikyo, if you need help with that spell don't hesitate to ask. I will bring some of my girlie-sleepover stuff and we can stay up all night talking about boys, spells, make-up, and tons of other stuff!

Kikyo: OK! We can work on your spell, too! I have to learn the spell! I need to turn Jaken into a real toad. I feel so guilty for him becoming a toad demon. It was my fault in the first place.

Jaken appears out of no where. (As far as everyone could tell)

Jaken: You should be, darn it! I had just finished my new pond house too! That lake was just getting too crowded for me. (walks away complaining about all the grief that Kikyo had caused him)

Lirimaer looks around for Kagome after confirming a spell sleepover date with Kikyo.

Lirimaer: Where'd Kagome go?

Inuyasha: You won. She left around the time that you and Kikyo rejected May 30th.

Lirimaer starts swinging Shippo around and cast starts to rejoice at the 'loss' of Kagome.

Lirimaer: I won! I won! I won! I won! I won! I won! I won! I won! I won! I won! I won! I won! I won! I won! I won! I GET TO STAY!!!

Shippo: Lirimaer? Can you stop? I'm getting kinda dizzy…

Kagome's Disembodied Voice: YOU MAY HAVE WON THIS TIME, LIRIMAER, BUT YOU WON'T NEXT TIME.

Lirimaer: Yes I will. Because by then me and my new best friend (does little Sailor Moon type best-friendy jump thing with Kikyo) will have perfected the Firewood/toad spell, not to mention the back-in-time spell.

Kagome's Disembodied Voice: I WANT MY MOMMY! YOU STUPID ELFS WIN EVERYTHING!!

Everyone stares at Lirimaer.

Everyone: You're an ELF!?!

Lirimaer: Actually, I've been meaning to tell you. . .

TO BE CONTINUED. . . .