Before I conclude I want to say thank you to all my reviewers! You guys have great ideas! Don't worry if not everything is in this fic, because the odds are good that you might find it in another fic! I will definitely do one sometime in the future with the Coyote and the McGuffin Device! And Bazooka and Multiple with a sea serpent? Hmmmmm. Definitely. But for now you'll just have to put up with this nonsense!
Lance: Why do you people encourage her?
Coyote: Hey these folks have good taste! They know talent when they see it!
Lance: I need more medication…
Another Fun Weekend Comes to An End
"I can't believe that all of you ended up in jail!" Xavier fumed as they left the ranger station the next morning.
"Well technically it wasn't jail," Shipwreck told him. "And we weren't behind bars for very long. There was no room for the dance contest in the cells."
"You trash every place you go don't you sailor?" Logan chuckled.
"And where were you and Jinx during all this Logan?" Xavier glared at him.
"Uh…" Logan blushed.
"What you guys did was awful!" Jinx turned around. "Hey wait a minute. Where are the Misfits?"
"We split up an hour after we left the camp," Kitty said.
"Well there's a first," Shipwreck scratched his head. "Our kids not spending the night in jail. Who'd have thunk it?"
"Great now we gotta go all over the mountain looking for those losers!" Ray groaned.
"Well maybe not we did tell them to meet us on the other side of the mountain," Cover Girl mentioned. "Maybe they're just getting down?"
"Our kids?" Low Light said. "No they're lost."
Then a limo pulled up. Out came the Misfits in their new outfits. "Thanks driver!" Pietro waved.
"WHAT THE HELL?" Rogue shouted.
"Oh hi guys!" Todd waved. "Man, sorry we're late but we kind of overslept! Those waterbeds are so comfortable!"
"Water beds?" Kurt asked.
"Well we did have a huge dinner," Fred said. "I can still taste that lobster!"
"Lobster?" Tabitha started to twitch.
"I tell you spending the night at the spa was the best thing that could have happened to us," Pietro grinned.
"You guys were…WHERE?" Logan growled.
"Oh right moral indignation from a guy who took off to shag his girlfriend," Shipwreck waved.
"What spa?" Rogue growled.
"We'll there's this spa over a ways we found," Pietro remarked. "Funny story. We ran into the Baroness and swiped her credit card to pay for everything. Good thing we got there before the storm hit. Otherwise we would have gotten soaked. Not to mention not getting our massages and nails done."
"Let me get this straight…" Kitty's left eyebrow twitched. "While we were lost in the woods…getting soaked in the rain…shot at by Cobra soldiers…and ended up getting arrested and spending the night in the ranger station with a group of drunken adults…YOU GUYS WERE LIVING IT UP IN A SPA?"
"It wasn't that bad," Jamie said cheerfully. "At least we got pizza."
"Oh shut up!" All the other X-Men shouted at him.
"Say something!" Ororo shouted at Shipwreck.
"Well," Shipwreck shrugged. "At least you kids weren't stupid enough to get caught like we did."
"WHAT?" The X-Men shouted.
"That was definitely not the right thing to say," Roadblock gulped as the Joes backed away from the angry X-Men. "Perhaps it's time now to make our getaway!"
"Guys any of you bring your teleportation watches?" Pietro gulped. "Guys…?" He turned around. They had already teleported away. "Oh thanks a lot!" He ran off.
"X-Men take a note," Ororo growled. "Next time we see the Misfits or the Joes…we kill them."
"Fine by me," Rogue said. "But now what do we do?"
"We are all going to go home and try to forget this weekend ever existed," Xavier rubbed his temple. "Although thanks to you Mr. McCoy I don't see that happening for quite some time! In fact! You may have set back the Mutant Rights Movement for at least a few decades!"
"Don't start with me!" Hank snapped. "You weren't exactly Mr. Perfect this weekend yourself! For one thing you are a lousy roommate!"
"Well at least I don't snore!" Xavier snapped. "And…What's that smell?"
Everyone looked at Bobby. "He still smells like a skunk," Ray said.
"Maybe we should tie him to the roof of the van," Logan muttered.
"You can't do that!" Bobby yelled.
"Yes we can!" Amara said.
"I got a better idea," Logan grinned. "All those in favor of Iceman going home with Hank and Charles in the jet while the rest of us take the vans back raise their hands!"
Nearly everyone did. "Oh goody," Hank rolled his eyes. "The perfect end to a perfect weekend."
"Oh cry me a river Hank!" Logan snapped. "Your weekend couldn't have been that bad!"
"Wanna bet?" Xavier sighed.
Up now if you haven't read it already, part 3 of the trilogy! 'Adventures in Washington D.C.' coming soon to FF Net…provided it doesn't break down again! Let the Xavier torture commence!
Xavier: It's official, you are the cruelest writer to me on this fandom!
Kelly: What are you complaining about? She's not exactly Miss Sweetheart to me either!
Xavier: Yeah but you deserve it.
Kelly: And you don't? Please!
Xavier: You want to make something out of this?
Kelly: Oh like I'm so scared of you mutie! Bring it on!
Xavier: And what are you gonna do Senator? Whine me to death?
Kelly: Your powers don't frighten me!
Xavier: I don't need my powers to take out a wimp like you!
Kelly: Oh yeah?
Xavier: Yeah!
Kelly: Try it!
Xavier: I will!
Due to circumstances beyond my control, my imagination has run amok again. Actually blame the show for not finishing up the season on us. Not seeing new episodes has twisted my already fragile mind.
Kelly: YEOW! YOU RAN OVER MY FOOT WITH YOUR STUPID WHEELCHAIR!
Xavier: Ha Ha!
Anybody got a spare mallet? Mine's broken from over use.
